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Why has this all of a sudden became the random thread of first word association?

Where is the chaos?

IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

See Fight Club,
The Sinister Chris

PS: You didn't here me say that. Also get the special edition DVD. (This is not new to me, I've been a fan of that movie for a year and a half now. Oh, and read the book!)


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That reminds me of a porno i was planning on doing in the future, I would be the fire fighter in it

/A fire fighter kicks open a door and bursts into a room, the fire fighter is only wearing a pair of fire fighter pants, big rubber boots, a giant hose around him, and a fire fighter hat. He walks into the room and finds a chick wearing jeans and a tight sweatshirt

Fire fighter: wheres the fire
Chick: in my pants
Fire fighter: Let me pull out my giant hose and extinguish it

You can probably figure out the rest
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So would it be you or Ron Jeremy playing the fireman?

*shudder*

'Course that wouldn't be as bad as Ron Jeremy.

*shudder*

The man is fuckin' hilarious, but GOD DAMN is he a fat ugly fucker.

Why the hell is he still in porn,
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I thought his best role was Jizz Master Zero.

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I tend to avoid Ron Jeremy, the guy freaks the living hell out of me.

Anyway:

Bacon Is Shakespeare!!!!

Where is tuesday?
When is purple?

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody hears it, does anybody give a flying f*ck?


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Oooh I got a better one!

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and no-one sees, does anyone give a fuck?

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On 2002-04-14 03:53, Urban Wild Cat wrote:
Oooh I got a better one!

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and no-one sees, does anyone give a fuck?



isn't that a farside joke?

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/Chris pulls his pants down to his ankles

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!!!!

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Actually, It's an Animaniacs joke.

Hey, seen <a href="http://ghastly.keenspace.com">Ghastly</a> this week? Killer. Just killer.

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I'd just like to point out the total lack of any sort of chaos in this thread of random chaos. So some Freeloading monkeywhore had better start ranting about something or it's just gonna be pointless!

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When assassinating a mime, should I use a silencer? Quick, I need to know!

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You don't need to assassinate a mime.
Just murder it in the street...no one will do anything, it's just a mime.

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True, but this is the lord of mimes...

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.

Shit... running out of... things... to say...

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IT'S JUST A BLOODY MIME!
JUST MURDER IT!

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A young woman wrote to her father (a vetinarian) for money with which to buy a bicycle.

He sent the money, but by the time she recieved it, she had changed her mind, and bought a monkey instead.

About a month later, her new pet began losing it's fur.

She wrote to her father: "All the hair is falling out of my monkey, what should I do?"

To which he replied: "Sell the Bicycle."

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