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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:56 pm 
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Anyone here tried making a grenade out of a tennis ball and several hundred match heads?

Quite fun :grin:


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Not all mines are anti-personell, some are anti-tank.

Possibly the most overkill ive ever heard of was a mine put together during a civil war on some 3rd world country a couple of years ago, where a group of guerilla troops dug a deep pit and created a booby trap consisting of an anti-personell mine on top of an anti-tank mine, which then lay over a small crate of TNT and three SAM warheads. Luckily it was found and dismantled before some kid tried to play hop-scotch on it.


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I would salute that kid.

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What kid? If he'd stepped on it there wouldn't be anything left to salute, maybe something small and scorched like an unrecognizable spleen, but nothing bigger than a match box.

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I've always liked the four drunk guys in some East European country that got blasted and started playing Russian roulette with an anti-tank mine, each taking a shot and stomping on the mine. Eventually, it blew up, killing all four of them.

And that's my favorite Darwin Award.

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Those guys were just dumb. They might as well played russian roulette with an Uzi.

And as for the overkill situation maybe the soldiers were sick of trying to cary large, heavy bodies around with them so they wanted to cut the pieces up into manageable sizes. well you never know.


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full ups to MacGuyver that I just watched. He makes landmines by coating pinecones in pine sap, and lighting them. He manages to blow up a car that way. What a legend

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* On the next episode of McGyver *

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Bystander: Oh no there are 30 guys with uzi's, what will we do
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full ups to MacGuyver that I just watched. He makes landmines by coating pinecones in pine sap, and lighting them. He manages to blow up a car that way. What a legend



Are you sure you don't mean hand grenades?

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On 2002-04-20 09:57, BiOHaZd wrote:
Not all mines are anti-personell, some are anti-tank.

my point was that all mines will kill personnal, so all mines would be anit personnal but not all would be anti tank.

I know quite a few things about the military, it was a joke man.

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"Lets make hand grenades,
from common things, around the house..."


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Are you sure you don't mean hand grenades?



Nope, he buried it under ground, which the jeep happened to stop right over. Then he threw more lit pinecones underneath, leading to an explosian that blew up the jeep

/edit damn freudian slips

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Uh, TMT, did he blow up a jeep, or a tank?

Your post is kind of unclear on that...

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He blew up the fuel tank of the jeep.

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Fire is cool, I love to play with it.


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Fire is cool, but sharp things are much cooler.

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SHO has no nose!!

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I've tried the tennis ball thing.

We didn't apck it full enough to explode on impact with a wall so we lit it on fire with gasoline.

It was like a home made fire work!

The match heads flew all over the damn place.

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anyone heard of neo geo pocker color :grin:

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