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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2002 2:52 pm 
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the F***in smilies won't work :mad:

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"ooOOOoooh..."
"This is my hunter destroyer-"
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"My hunter destroy-"
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"MY HUNTER DESTROYER MACHINE!!"
"oooOOOOohhh..."
-Invader Zim, no dah ^_^

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Spiders taste like CHOCOLATE!

I POOPED 'EM!!!!!!!


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My nipples look my MilkDuds.

LICK EM!

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vomit should taste like icecream,

SO I CAN SMILE WHEN I EAT IT AGAIN!!!!!

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My butt itches.

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THE NIPPLE IS PINK!!!!!

NOTE: This post is soooo not in character!


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If I remmeber correctly, the capital of Assyria is Urr...

Also, I would like to report that WOT's whitecloaks are clearly very homosexual, Galad being the first among them, and the Red Ajah Aes Sedai are also very lesbian. My guess on a lot of Green Ajah Aes Sedai and their warders is unfounded, but I suspect that those women collecting men may be like Nairohe (Yaoi-thirsty) Of course, all Aes Sedai ARE, up to a point, clearly bisexual (except the Red Ajah, who are lesbian as said) so that probably means a Gren Ajah meeting is a mass orgy. The Sul'Dam/Damane relation is a clear example of a Yuri SM game, while I have my supiscions about the Asha'Man sometimes, with their wearing of black and their nazi like ranking thingies. I also doubt the wisdom of Perin taking relationship advice from a guy who lives with WOLVES. Faille should be careful though, cause it's clear to anyone that looks that Aram fancies him. Mat is also a clearcut masochist, with the whole thing with Tylin and all. Then there is Rand, who has Elayne, Aviendah and Min loving him, and the mlore you read it, the more you think that he will be able to watch AND join in a lesbian threesome without money or compulsion.

Damn I hate that guy.


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so THAT'S why you adopted his name!

HA HA HA!

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Yum. Sex. And how!

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Sometimes, you've just gotta say....


<b><i>BUCKET</i></b>

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Busket.

What the fuck is a busket, anyway?

Dennis Leary has my pants, again. That bastard.

Doot doot... time for monkeys.

And pee.

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Monkey...moooonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey.

"FLY...do do do do...lesbian seagulls! do do do do!"

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I like to... what was I saying?

Hank Hill is a puppet of communism.

Do you like cheese? Tcos taste funny when heated with high grade plutonium.

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!

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My spoon is just right :grin:

"Are we awake?"
"That depends...are we black?"
"Yes we are."
"Then we're awake...but very puzzled."
"So what do they call you?"
"My name's Jim...but most people call me....Jim."
"Well Jim, you are my guest, and I am your host. What is it you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno...play chess...screw..."
"....let's play chess." -Blazing Saddles

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"what are you thinking?"

"same as you. get your dick outta my ass, i wanna go draw now."

one of my finest/darkest moments.

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Pafta wootie!!

Bessa welo makten brafta! Quella nit poss footre meead!

-WaKtenLoadYwHo
Asae passio denna whe?

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Y'know what's creepy? A while back I was having the wholesome family discussion on how hard it would be to have sex in space. But now, my sister tells me they've already tried it, and with my idea, too! Velcro harnesses and velcro walls! But they tried it with rats, and the rats chewed through the velcro and choked to death on the velcro floating in the air.

Just a random thought.

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I like having sex in open spaces.

Outer space is a fun place to shoot someone, cause you can get the hell outta there before the body ever hits the floor.


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I haven't had sex yet, so I obviously have no preference :razz:

But yeah, ditto he he! Blood globules. Fun fun fun!

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