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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:10 am 
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Whacks someone with his Penis... Then grabs someone elses penis and whacks the same person with that...

Penises. Never be afraid of "eses"es, at least till you get to the triple "es"es...

right.

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Perhaps we should institute a rule where whenever someone miss-spells the plural of Penis they get slapped with a wet fish or something.

Dunno... just a thought.

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Or a few sloppy penises.

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KEKEKE, PENISESESESES. It's a lot like SPOOLSESESESES, except it can produce man milk.

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I happen to enjoy the afore mentioned apendages qiute often in an undisclosed fashion.

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He means HE MASTURBATES.

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I found the 'quite often' remark to be ammusing.

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Destroyer_of_ants wrote:
I happen to enjoy the afore mentioned apendages qiute often in an undisclosed fashion.


ImageJen sees what you did there.

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Did you like it?

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I think her face says it all.

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Looks like he came way too fast then.

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I think her face says it all.


O RLY?

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I think her face says it all.


Funny, that face doesn't scream "BUKKAKE'D" to me.

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No... it screams Premature ejaculation.

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Vigi-Kami wrote:
I think her face says it all.

O RLY?

Ya RLY!

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*Sneak*

*Shove*

Chaos gets someone to pin down Vigi's arms and positions vigi properly on the ground. Face down, arse upward.

"Well, Well, Well. It seems I get to do this to you after all. I;m sorry that I don't have anything to make it easier on you, so your going to have to deal with the pain. Heh heh heh. Hold him still."

Chaos walked around his helpless foe, with an evil grin on his face, and he paused by his face, giving Vigi a good look at Chaos' black boots.

"Every time I have attempted this, you've squirmed out of the way, but not this time. No... MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Chaos sat down in front of Vigi, and as Vigi realised what Chaos was going to do, he struggled even more. Chaos placed both boots of Vigi's shoulders, reached forward and fumbled with Vigi's pants. Finding the underwear he drew it out, giving Vigi a big wedgi.

"There we go, now for the show."

Chaos pulled on the underwear, wrapped his hands around the leg holes and twisted twice around for grip.

"STROKE!!!"

Chaos Pulled wish all his might with his arms, while pushing with his legs. Almost like a rowing machine.


*RIIIIIIIP!!!*

Chaos walked ten feet away, and droped the now useless pair of underwaer on the ground.


That should get something moving.

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What? what... what?

oh...oh it's ON bitch!

...And once I'm not busy with customers and I don't have a tower of work to do I'm totally gonna rock your world so...

RETALIATION IN PROGRESS <font size=1>...Yeah ...Right</font>

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"...Just when Anonymous finally thinks he's solved all the mysteries Eva can give him, Sadako-chan has to pop out of the sea of LCL."
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- Ancient's son - Deo & Shini-Megami's Dad - Shinigami's Uncle.
- Adoptive father of Nates severed hand.


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Promises, Promises.

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Yeah? Well I still have a tower of work to do. <font size=1>Friggen College applications.</font>

So when I don't have a tower of work to do I'm gonna take you out.

...

Jerk.

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"...Just when Anonymous finally thinks he's solved all the mysteries Eva can give him, Sadako-chan has to pop out of the sea of LCL."
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- Ancient's son - Deo & Shini-Megami's Dad - Shinigami's Uncle.
- Adoptive father of Nates severed hand.


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I hear a lot of Bitchin, but no balls.

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Yeah?

*removes Chaos's balls, then goes back to work on applications*

...Well back at yah buddy.

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"...Just when Anonymous finally thinks he's solved all the mysteries Eva can give him, Sadako-chan has to pop out of the sea of LCL."
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- Ancient's son - Deo & Shini-Megami's Dad - Shinigami's Uncle.
- Adoptive father of Nates severed hand.


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So your lacking so much, that you gotta go and use my balls, eh? Nice Work.

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