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krylex
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Don't ever shave your scrotum. It can only lead to problems.
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yea, dont' you have a log of while you were doing it??

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I've never done that. I have two roomates who have, however, and I learned from their mistakes.
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Remembering how much my face itches when I go from clean shaven to beardy, I shudder at the idea.

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Wax or pluck in that case.

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Wax one's scrotum?!?!?! Are you mad?!?!
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Yes, I am, but that has nothing to do with this conversation.

Waxing and/or plucking seems to be the perfect solution. Only a moment of pain, then you have the smoothness of shaving yet with none of the ichiness afterwards.

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Waxing one's sack would be much more than a moment of pain, methinks.
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Do nuns, in fact, have legs? From how the walk, I presume they either have castors or some sort of VTOL system.

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they all have Segways (the personal mover "IT" thingy)

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Fa la la la la la...


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Mmmm, my own internet connection.

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Just got done giving a little history lesson to my brother Nasty Nate about the Kyhm Forums...mostly about He Who Converses with Coniferous Plants.

If you know who I'm talking about, (and I'm sure Chris knows, that's why I'm note speaking His name), then you know why I had to inform my brother about him.

In order to deal with the future, you must understand the past.

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what the...?

why the Title change Bandman? Don't tell me Uncle Pervy's retireing?!?!

*notices warmer left leg than right* hmm? oh damn...*stomps fire out*

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Hell No...Pervy'll never retire. You'll have to beat his head in before slamming the coffin lid down on his ass.

The main reason why is because I've had that up now for a long while for me, and most of my Anime friends call the the Perverted Duck God, or Hentai Ahiru Kami. So I thought a little change would do some good.

Hey, this gets my head swimming...I need to go after Mad and have him make up some more UP pics. There's only been one and I think it's time for a new release.

/Goes in search of Mad

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uhh...my art is temporarily broken, due to losing my soul to a steady wage.

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Four hours sleep due to a fucking book that I couldn't but down...

Coffie...

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