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*Flies dramatically into a wall and smushes into it*

... My... My only weakness. Dickgirls.

*Slides down the wall with a screechy fingers-on-chalk sound*


*hits Rusty with his breasticles.*

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*grabs the booze and the steeped pot of tea and get out of the way of the bitchslapping - Kyhm's Style.

If it's all the same to you, I'll keep Pervy locked away...for now. If you still want that tea, it's ready Rusty.

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KAPLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I don't beleive it... ALL HAIL CHRIS!

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Hail Chris!

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HEIL CHRIS, PROVIDER OF THE SACRED DNI.

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Just to be different Hail ME!

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*thwops Ants' head with borrowed BakaHammer of Justice*

Quit being a complete jerk and you might keep yourself from being beaten to hell.

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*Smacks everyone with the sacred Penis of Chris*

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I'D TOTALLY SAY THAT YES, IT IS COMPLETELY SACRED! Mmm.... sacred......:wink:

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Rusty wrote:
*Smacks everyone with the sacred Penis of Chris*


Hey, I've already been mushroom-printed back on the old board, why do I want one now?

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Rusty wrote:
*Smacks everyone with the sacred Penis of Chris*


Hey, I've already been mushroom-printed back on the old board, why do I want one now?


This is Chris we're talking about; his is akin to the rolls royce of penises.

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English, Expensive, and Eats up Gas?

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Well, his penis *might* have those qualities...

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Rusty wrote:
Well, his penis *might* have those qualities...


That's one pretty specialised penis.

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Well, his penis *might* have those qualities...


That's one pretty specialised penis.


It's nicknamed Jaguar.


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It's nicknamed Jaguar.


*puts on best Sean Connery voice*

Sexy.

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It's nicknamed Jaguar.


*puts on best Sean Connery voice*

Sexy.


No no no....that would be Aston Martin.


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So would this make Chris the "James Bond" of Penises...Penii? What the Hell is the plural of Penis?

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BandMan2K wrote:
So would this make Chris the "James Bond" of Penises...Penii? What the Hell is the plural of Penis?

Penises. This discussion has occurred multiple times on these forums.


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