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Author:  Chaos [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:10 am ]
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Whacks someone with his Penis... Then grabs someone elses penis and whacks the same person with that...

Penises. Never be afraid of "eses"es, at least till you get to the triple "es"es...

right.

- Chaos

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:55 pm ]
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Perhaps we should institute a rule where whenever someone miss-spells the plural of Penis they get slapped with a wet fish or something.

Dunno... just a thought.

Author:  Chaos [ Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:04 pm ]
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Or a few sloppy penises.

Author:  Rusty [ Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:07 am ]
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KEKEKE, PENISESESESES. It's a lot like SPOOLSESESESES, except it can produce man milk.

Author:  Destroyer_of_ants [ Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:59 pm ]
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I happen to enjoy the afore mentioned apendages qiute often in an undisclosed fashion.

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:36 pm ]
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He means HE MASTURBATES.

...

I found the 'quite often' remark to be ammusing.

Author:  onion [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:47 pm ]
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Destroyer_of_ants wrote:
I happen to enjoy the afore mentioned apendages qiute often in an undisclosed fashion.


ImageJen sees what you did there.

Author:  Chaos [ Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:58 pm ]
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Did you like it?

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:11 pm ]
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I think her face says it all.

Author:  Chaos [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:32 am ]
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Looks like he came way too fast then.

Author:  Ryven [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:38 am ]
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Vigi-Kami wrote:
I think her face says it all.


O RLY?

Author:  OmnipotentEntity [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:58 pm ]
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Vigi-Kami wrote:
I think her face says it all.


Funny, that face doesn't scream "BUKKAKE'D" to me.

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:22 pm ]
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No... it screams Premature ejaculation.

Ryven wrote:
Vigi-Kami wrote:
I think her face says it all.

O RLY?

Ya RLY!

Author:  Chaos [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:40 am ]
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*Sneak*

*Shove*

Chaos gets someone to pin down Vigi's arms and positions vigi properly on the ground. Face down, arse upward.

"Well, Well, Well. It seems I get to do this to you after all. I;m sorry that I don't have anything to make it easier on you, so your going to have to deal with the pain. Heh heh heh. Hold him still."

Chaos walked around his helpless foe, with an evil grin on his face, and he paused by his face, giving Vigi a good look at Chaos' black boots.

"Every time I have attempted this, you've squirmed out of the way, but not this time. No... MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Chaos sat down in front of Vigi, and as Vigi realised what Chaos was going to do, he struggled even more. Chaos placed both boots of Vigi's shoulders, reached forward and fumbled with Vigi's pants. Finding the underwear he drew it out, giving Vigi a big wedgi.

"There we go, now for the show."

Chaos pulled on the underwear, wrapped his hands around the leg holes and twisted twice around for grip.

"STROKE!!!"

Chaos Pulled wish all his might with his arms, while pushing with his legs. Almost like a rowing machine.


*RIIIIIIIP!!!*

Chaos walked ten feet away, and droped the now useless pair of underwaer on the ground.


That should get something moving.

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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...

What? what... what?

oh...oh it's ON bitch!

...And once I'm not busy with customers and I don't have a tower of work to do I'm totally gonna rock your world so...

RETALIATION IN PROGRESS <font size=1>...Yeah ...Right</font>

Author:  Chaos [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:06 pm ]
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Promises, Promises.

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:47 am ]
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Yeah? Well I still have a tower of work to do. <font size=1>Friggen College applications.</font>

So when I don't have a tower of work to do I'm gonna take you out.

...

Jerk.

Author:  Chaos [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:29 am ]
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I hear a lot of Bitchin, but no balls.

Author:  Vigi-Kami [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:27 pm ]
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Yeah?

*removes Chaos's balls, then goes back to work on applications*

...Well back at yah buddy.

Author:  Chaos [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:37 pm ]
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So your lacking so much, that you gotta go and use my balls, eh? Nice Work.

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