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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:52 pm 
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OOC: I know. I'm very frightened, so please don't bring that up again. /OOC

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"Oh dear. Now I'm pissed. Do you know how much shit I have to go trough to get a new laptop from the tops. Seraphim brought the hammer down on the pagan being, who parried with her own battle axe. After some seconds of staring at eachother and testing strength, they both fly away from eachother to charge eachother again. Hammer and axe strike air as both creaturres miss eachother and land at the other side.

Then Seraphim notices that by this manueaver she gave the Faery a free path to Piro, whose face was getting a little redder at that moment, as it seemed he had found one of the bonus cards.

"Oh man"


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/Baka fairy charges at Piro with the axe, but when she hits the forcefield she recoils in pain. She bounces off the forcefield and hits the ground. Seraphim charges at her with the hammer.

"WAIT!"

/Baka fairy holds up her hand, Seraphim stops charging.

"I can't get to Piro until I kill you. Chris over there wants us to kill each other. That little pervert is probably expecting our clothes to get ripped off in the fight. Believe me, I have experience with this sort of thing... So why are we fighting each other instead of attacking him?"


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"hmmm... well I'm not sure... The higher ups don't like us bashing cases we're not at that moment adressing. It's a whole 'personal service thing'"

"Oooh, but look here. This is a list of all posts that Hentai made."

Seph's knuckles on the hammer turn white. "Let's get him." She then hesitates. But first. *bops HF on the head with hammer* "THAT is for trying to hurt my case."

OOC: We're gonna get our characters hurt are we not?


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And in the meantime, Babs stares at the both of them, leaning against her gun and sighing.

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HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

/Chris pushes a button on his panel

*CLICK*

*A force field encases the field*

I run this place. Didn't you think that I have precautions for every contingency possible?

/Chris pushes another button

*A cage pops up in a corner*

Now, unless you two fight to the death, I will unleash some of my minions!

Redneck Trees.

*From one of the corners you here*

RT1: Boy that fairy's got a pretty little mouth!

RT2: Yep!

*They begin playing dueling banjo's*

They won't stop playing until they get at you two...

So FUCKING FIGHT!

And if you kill the trees I do have far worse creatures...

I like violence,
The Sinister Chris


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Seraphim looks at the trees and then to Chris.

"You can bet this goes on your file mister. A C-4842, treathening with Redneck trees is right up there with destruction of large populated planets and making R&B versions of 'Another one Bites the Dust'"

"Nevertheless..." *Sera^phim tosses the hammer aside and grabs the faerie in a headlock, turns her around and flies downward to perform a piledriver on her.

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whoo-f**k'in-hoo!!!!!!!!!!! this a great show! and butch...I'M NOT F**K'IN CANDyyy oops.maxim rush.

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Hooray for self-parody!

Silth-Kaonthil enters the arena.

Silth: I'm bad ass. I can also swear a lot.

Silth: Fuck.

Silth: See?

*Silth sees the glint of a blade in the distance*

Silth: Oh no, that sharp blade reminds me of my time in the military. I am sad now. Watch me cry, I am so emotional and well-rounded.


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Okay, lets get this bad boy goin again!

Who wants to fight?


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