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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 7:52 am 
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*As H-Kat leaps, the beast lunges to the side, and rolls out of the way.*

PAHTHETEC HUMAN DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME

*H-Kat glances at the milithitude of slashes that graces his gear.*

Well, the thought did cross my mind...

YOU ARE BEATEN LEAVE AND I SPARE YOUR LIFE

*With a defiant glance, H-Kat grins, and gets to his feet.*

Really? Wow. But... y'know Antimat mine you just landed on? It kinda changes the game a bit.

*As the beast glaces down, H-Kat lines up for the lethal blow when suddenly, the world goes a little takes a the apperance to television static*

What in the thousand hells...?

9Continued later...)

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*As the static clears, he finds himself in a basement room, where a gathering of slightly {and not so slightly} superbeing are beating the hell out of each other.

As he glances around, he suddenly has a recolection.*

Holy... this is where I had awoken.

But... I wasn't even in this world. How in the hell did I end up here?...

Hey!! HEY!!

*H-Kat yelled at the top of his lungs, but got no reply. But as he yells, a voice sounds from behind him.*

'You know, they can't hear you.'

*He turns, startled.

Standing befroe him is an old man, small and frail.*

'They can't hear us. It's a blessing. They can't hear, or even see us. And yet we can affect them. Odd, isn't it?'

Who the hell are you?

'I'm just a wanderer, like you. I was pulled into this stream. And through it, I have changed everything from movie releases to election.'

You can do that?

'Indeed. I was even the one responsible for that fiasco which led to George Bush winning office.'

*H-Kat's eye twiches for a second.

And then he pulles a gun out and shoots the old man. As the man falles, and gasps his last breat, he lands in the centre of the room. An observer stares at old fellow, bleeding, dead, and yells.*

"Where the hell did he come from?"

*As the crowd gathers, H-Kat again observes the senario.*

Ok... can't see me, but I can affect them. And if I die, I'll be seen. This could be good...

*He punches some unsuspecting fool, just as static gathers around him...*




Christ, not again....



-To be continued...-

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*As the static clears, H-Kat finds himself sitting in the middle of a minivan, surrounded by more familliar faces.*

Oh, christ... I guess you guys don't hear me either.

'I do, but they don't.'

*The one talking to him is what look to be little more than smoke.*

Oh, christ, what's next? Minney Mouse in a g-string with a cat-o-ninetails speaking in tounges?

'Quiet. You leave my corpse bleeding, and you're still getting smart-assed?'

Oh, for christ sakes, don't tell me your not dead.

'I'm not.

Don't even say it. I've heard the joke before.'

How the hell did you know what I was going to say?

'Well, it's not origional, or even funny. That, and I'm a kinda paranormal type.'

Oh, christ. So what are you doing here?

'Just giving you a word of advice. You might be able to survive this.'

Y'know, I'm starting to get tired of this...

'Stifle it. There are a few things you're gonna need to know in order to excape this.'

Like what?

'I did say stifle it, right? Now. First, your in a kinda panoramic shift. The concious thoughts of the hippy era created a seperated dimention called the First Trip. It's a place where you can affect the world, and it can't harm you, except for that beast you were fighting.'

So it's that things faughlt?

'Absolutely. It's called the Bad Trip, and ir's a doozy. Once it's killed, this dimention will be traversable by all. But untill then, anybody here is kinda stuck, and anybody you touch, of affect, will be pulled here too.'

Like that guy I hit in the club?

'Right. He should show up here and minute now. Secondly, You can't die here. You'll come back in about a day, and mad as hornets.'

And Third?

'If you need food, you can pull it into this world. Or weapons. It's all game. After all, a good trip is a good trip.'

Ok. So how often do these
*Static*

Oh, motherfuc

{To be continued...}

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