Aaah,I have a great idea for a initiation in the RP forum.Let's let the characters here deal with you!
"Come on you.We need to teach you a lesson."
Barghest grabs Phase and rips a hole in reality and drags him though the swirling chaos.When they pop out the other side a strange group of people turn around to face them.Barghest stands up smiles"Ah,we are here.Oh did I mention that it's a good idea to close your eyes when you jump though pure chaos as it's rather rough on the mind."
Phase lying there at Barghest's feet crying like a baby is all the answer barghest gets.
"Well,we can't let a little mental truma stop all the other truma!First let me introduce you to one of our most colorful characters,Rand!"Barghest waves over Rand who looks at them with a dangerous gleam in his eyes."AH HA!Capitalist dogs who no doubt are trying to stop the great..."
"Shut up you damn fool and get your ass over here."
Rand furious charges over with murder in his eyes.But before he hits them Barghest shoves a picture in his face."Hey look at what phase did."
On the paper is a crudely drawn picture using crayons which appear to show one stick figure raping another stick figure.
"He raped lenin's corpse.You going to let him get away with that?"
With a howl Rand decends on Phase and for awhile only screams and shouts of "Capitalist pig"and "running dog" are heard from the cloud of dust.After a good half hour Icy wanders over and grabs his friend and drags him off the beaten and bloody phase.Barghest walks over and inspects the barely breathing n00b.
"Damn,you look tense.What you need now is to loosen up.Hey wolf!"
Walking slowly over wolf stops next to Phase.
"Yeah,who the hell are you?"
"Look this poor guy is a bit tense maybe you could help him loosen up?"
"Sure."In a eyeblink wolf suddenly turns into a giant black version of his namesake that stands tall over Barghest and phase.Without missing a hitch wolf lowers his jaw and picks up phase in his mouth.At first wolf is almost like a mother picking up her cub using the lightest touch then a second later his jaws snap tight bringing more screams from Phase which turn to odd screams as wolf snaps his head left and right shaking it in every direction.Even slamming Phases head into the ground at odd intervals.With one final snap wolf flings Phase into the air and with a thud crashing into the ground.Waving over one final character barghest sits next to Phase and gets close to whats left of his ears."You will need some comfort in your final moments and I have Kitsune here to help you with that."
Barghest waves over Kit closer,"Kit,tell him about your life and your inner problems.Leave nothing out.
Before kit starts Barghest quickly runs away and doesn't look back.After a few hours of watching some TV and reading Barghest makes his way back over to see how everything went.
Phase lies dead next to a very confused kit.
"What happened kit?"
Kit just shakes his head."Well,I was just starting on how I feel about watchers,you know how it's sad,I mean our whole live.."
"Yes,yes we all know.What happened to phase?"
"I heard some odd sounds and I think he must have held his breath till he passed out and it seems he tried to make his wounds bleed faster at the same time for some reason.He died rather quickly."Barghest shakes his head happy and with a snap brings life back to phase.
"Welcome to the Kyhm forums.My words of advice are to tread carefully and learn the lay of the land.Spend some time outside the RP forum and learn how this place runs.
Put "Initiated by Barghest" in your sig to avoid another encounter like this."
EDIT:Minor corrections
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We make war that we may live in peace.
Aristotle 325B.C.
Precentor of the Cult of Conquest
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