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Can the new guy get a fight in here?

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I will explain how i would like the fights:

First: it is in A arena.

Second: everybody is equal in power

Third: It's one on one

Fourth: B4 a fight You have to explain your powers and show your weaponry.


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Why not Bargarest. I'm a noob and and i think its irritating if people join a tread without a good reason.


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We have rules and practices concerning n00bs.
Most of the rules are not kind to n00bs who make the mistake of posting in the RT thread.
You have already made a grave error by starting a thread and you made it worse by starting it in the RT forum.If you are going to hang around here you should try to at least learn the lay of the land before you do anything.

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ok i will do that.
I already have read though 30 pages of the road trip thread


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First,make that damn avatar smaller.
Second,reading the RT thread is not a good way to learn the lay of the land.I think it will be best if you stay out of the RP forum for awhile.Some other people around here don't take to kindly to n00bs messing around in here.

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For the love of God man, shrink your avitar!


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ok i maked my avatar smaller
but the only thing i'm interrested in is the rp forum


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Well,look it's too late to avoid a initiation.Somebody around here is going to give you one.If the only thing you are intrested in is the RP forum then first try and join a thread thats already going and is still young enough for you to join.I don't think we can fit anybody else into the RT thread.

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do you know a thread thats young enough and is frequently replied?


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The threads,The main and Space Pirates,asteroid miners and aliens,oh my!
Both seem young and like they can take a few people.But these threads require alot of thought and planning so don't go in there godmodding or throwing the thread into choas.

And before anybody can do it,I claim this n00b for initiation.Just give me time to think out a proper initiation for a RT thread.

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thankx will do that.

Note to admins: this may be a nice thread 4 annyone that's a noob or a tourist.


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Aaah,I have a great idea for a initiation in the RP forum.Let's let the characters here deal with you!
"Come on you.We need to teach you a lesson."
Barghest grabs Phase and rips a hole in reality and drags him though the swirling chaos.When they pop out the other side a strange group of people turn around to face them.Barghest stands up smiles"Ah,we are here.Oh did I mention that it's a good idea to close your eyes when you jump though pure chaos as it's rather rough on the mind."
Phase lying there at Barghest's feet crying like a baby is all the answer barghest gets.
"Well,we can't let a little mental truma stop all the other truma!First let me introduce you to one of our most colorful characters,Rand!"Barghest waves over Rand who looks at them with a dangerous gleam in his eyes."AH HA!Capitalist dogs who no doubt are trying to stop the great..."
"Shut up you damn fool and get your ass over here."
Rand furious charges over with murder in his eyes.But before he hits them Barghest shoves a picture in his face."Hey look at what phase did."
On the paper is a crudely drawn picture using crayons which appear to show one stick figure raping another stick figure.
"He raped lenin's corpse.You going to let him get away with that?"
With a howl Rand decends on Phase and for awhile only screams and shouts of "Capitalist pig"and "running dog" are heard from the cloud of dust.After a good half hour Icy wanders over and grabs his friend and drags him off the beaten and bloody phase.Barghest walks over and inspects the barely breathing n00b.
"Damn,you look tense.What you need now is to loosen up.Hey wolf!"
Walking slowly over wolf stops next to Phase.
"Yeah,who the hell are you?"
"Look this poor guy is a bit tense maybe you could help him loosen up?"
"Sure."In a eyeblink wolf suddenly turns into a giant black version of his namesake that stands tall over Barghest and phase.Without missing a hitch wolf lowers his jaw and picks up phase in his mouth.At first wolf is almost like a mother picking up her cub using the lightest touch then a second later his jaws snap tight bringing more screams from Phase which turn to odd screams as wolf snaps his head left and right shaking it in every direction.Even slamming Phases head into the ground at odd intervals.With one final snap wolf flings Phase into the air and with a thud crashing into the ground.Waving over one final character barghest sits next to Phase and gets close to whats left of his ears."You will need some comfort in your final moments and I have Kitsune here to help you with that."
Barghest waves over Kit closer,"Kit,tell him about your life and your inner problems.Leave nothing out.
Before kit starts Barghest quickly runs away and doesn't look back.After a few hours of watching some TV and reading Barghest makes his way back over to see how everything went.
Phase lies dead next to a very confused kit.
"What happened kit?"
Kit just shakes his head."Well,I was just starting on how I feel about watchers,you know how it's sad,I mean our whole live.."
"Yes,yes we all know.What happened to phase?"
"I heard some odd sounds and I think he must have held his breath till he passed out and it seems he tried to make his wounds bleed faster at the same time for some reason.He died rather quickly."Barghest shakes his head happy and with a snap brings life back to phase.
"Welcome to the Kyhm forums.My words of advice are to tread carefully and learn the lay of the land.Spend some time outside the RP forum and learn how this place runs.
Put "Initiated by Barghest" in your sig to avoid another encounter like this."

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If you want you can join my thread "Space Pirates, Asteroid miners and Aliens, oh my!" thread. Just use the Private message feature of these forums and join in. You could be my Comm Officer.


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here read this http://forums.kyhm.com/viewtopic.php?to ... forum=2&31
it'll help you learn the roaps and give ya a few pointers and one thing do not use aol talk k? loke b4 or ne or crap like y0U FugG1ng H@X0r

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I'd take offense at Kit's characterization, but it's too goddamn true for me to sound like I'm being anything but a hypocrite.

Eh . . . not my fault a good two-thirds of my characters seriously need a whole bottle of Prozac . . . on second thought maybe it is, but . . .

Heh. Amusing.

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hahaha, good initiation!

well Phase, that's your first taste ofr the roleplay forums, hope it inspires you to hang around and join in TGS's thread.

barg, i'm a little hurt at the lack of Mad in that initiation...well, not really. couldn't think of anything he'd do?

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I couldn't think of a damn thing mad would do,sorry.


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"Phase ressurects and is charching up.

Come on Mad u can have a go too.


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