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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 7:12 am 
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The Cat is here!

Hiya SC, how's the mushroom?

I'd love to join in, if you can put me on the side of good, fairly far back, coz i'm new at this.

And I wanna be... ORGAZMO!!

Powers...
1. The orgazmerator - A device which gives my enemies (and friends, if they ask nice) orgasms.
2. Tae-kwon-do

Weaknesses...
1. The Orgazmerator fits over my right arm, and can't be removed. (hence, no right arm)
2. I'm human.

"One more, for Jesus!"

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OOC: I know Lambert is the shiz. MK and the Highlander Movies kick ass. I think MK: Annihilation sucked IMHO because of no Lambert (course it might also be because of the Death of Johnny Cage, but MEH!) and i was sorry to see what happend to Connor MacLeod in Highlander: Endgame, but it was sort of fitting.
Since it seems that I'm accepted, I'll just wait and see this spar between Venom and Ice Man.

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OOC: Well, I'd like to see how this fight between Venom and Ice Man goes too, seeing as ICE MAN HASN'T POSTED IN FOREVER! I want to know if its okay with everyone that if he doesn't post in the next two days, i can just beat him in the style of my choosing. Is that alright with everyone? I'm just getting tired of waiting.

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What the hell's happening here? why is no one posting on this? Come on People?

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I have to agree. No one is posting at all. Are we actually going to roleplay or os everyone just going to sit there with their fingers up their ass?

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Okay, I think I'm gonna change this.

We'll have 2 on 2 matches until I get people interested.

Then eventually we can get the big match under way.

Start pickin' buddies.

And until the actual match starts, I'm only a ref.

So I'm no one's partner.

Just to be fair,
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*wanders in OOC*

Hi. Been kinda scared to abandon the old board, but hey, had to do it sometime.

If there are any Good spots left, I'll take one as Spike. Y'know, William the Bloody. From Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The badass limey vamp with the bleached hair.

Yeah, I know. Girlie show. Shut the fuck up.

Anyways, he's got enhanced vampire strength, endurance, speed, and agility, and, uh... that's about it. He's not gonna go a full 12 rounds with, say, Venom, but it's tough to beat him as far as sheer personality.

Weaknesses include exposure to sunlight, stakes, crosses, and beheadings. Also, he can't enter an inhabited dwelling without permission. Y'know, standard vamp stuff.

For this tournament, the violence-limiting chip in his head has been taken out.

That cool with you, Chris?

(edit: g'ah, gotta change the avatar... first time, y'know...)

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Hey Evangelist.

At least you've got your own ability for getting an avatar. Be commended. If i remember correctly, you had more posts in EN forum. If you go to the Jumping Ship thread and do a post, Kyhm should be able to update your count here to include your posts at EN.

Dark, since no one else seems to be here, how about we spar? Lord Rayden vs. Venom.

Up for it?

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*Still OOC*

Naah. I'm not gonna be anal about my post count.

So, if there are no objections...

*Spike wanders in, prepping a cigarette and hunting in his coat pocket for a lighter*

Well. A bloke with a living suit and the bloody God of Thunder. This should be swell.

*inserts the cig and lights it*

I didn't bring any swords or anything, so a loaner would be nice. There an armory around here?

*inhales and breathes out a cloud of ash*

Maybe a bag of plasma too. Haven't eaten for awhile.


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"uh. . .Hi cat thing. . ."
/holds out her hand for a friendly shake
OOC: Chris, sorry I haven't posted, school and shit, you understand/OOC
/waits for the 'fight' to begin between DA and NH
"and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting"

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:Steps into view:
Good day everyone! Skulljack here!
I would like to enter into this fight of Good Vs Evil as Rurouni Kenshin, the wandering samuri, that I would. He is from an anime by the same name.

Is there still room in the Good side? If there is, please put me in position 5 if it is still available. If there is no more room, I would be comfortable on the Evil side if necessary, that I would.

Brief description of character:
-Powerful swordsman who uses the Hiten Mitsurugi style, which consists of using super-sonic sword techniques that reach god-like speeds.
-Was known as Battousai, the man-slayer 10 years ago. Gave up killing after that and became a wanderer to atone for all the death he caused back then. Still sometimes reverts back to Battousai, his self from 10 years ago.
-Uses a reverse-blade sword, where the back part of the sword is sharpened instead of the front.

Thats the general stuff for this character. He has a bunch of sword moves that are unique as well. I don't remember all of them right now, but when I figure out which ones are more than just slashing in general I'll list them.

Oh, and Evangelist. Catch.
:throws Evangelist a big-ass sword, similar in size to Cloud's Buster sword:
I was gonna use another character who could use a sword like that, but I decided against it, that I did. You can use it if you want.
That's all I can give you though, cause I'm fresh out of plasma and armor, that I am.

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*steps backwards as Kenshin throws, and the sword clatters uselessly on the ground*

What the bloody hell am I supposed to do with that, friend? There are retarded turtles out there that could dodge that thing. Don't think it'd do much to Rogue or the Agent over there.

Well. Actually I don't think a tank would do much to 'em.

*stubs out his cig on a wall*

Samurai poofter.

And the name's Spike. That Vangelis guy left awhile back.


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Well Venom what do you say to a feild with some scattered redwood trees around?

Venom: That sounds resanoble. Lets get it on.

Sounds good. Let's do it.

*Bobby shifts into Ice form and takes a running leap ice-sliding into the cover of the large redwood branches.*

Catch me if you can Venom.

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"awwww, aint that cute? a real Vampire. . .Whadd you say your name was? Spike? Nice to meet you Sugga', im Rogue"
/looks around
"right then"

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Good:
1. Briareos - Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
2. Night Hawk - Ice Man
3. Drachen - The Punisher
4. BandMan2k - Rayden
5. Evangelist - William the Bloody
6. Secret Spy - Deadpool
7. SkullJack - Rurouni Kenshin
8. Urban Wild Cat - ORGASMO

Evil:
1.
2.
3. cyb - Mega Man
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5. kyhm - Agent Smith
6. DarkAngel - Venom
7. Raven Sage - Rogue
8. The Sinister Chris - Mimic


Wow, we can almost do the big one.

We need 3 more people is all!

Van?
Poe?
Rand?
Yuki?
Grey?
Anyone?

There must be three people!!!!

So we can get the party started!!!!

So close,
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*MegaMan stands in the room eyeballing the other team*

Crowd:
*WE WANT FIGHT! WE WANT FIGHT!...*

Well?

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*UWC pads over to Raven/Rogue's outstretched hand and rubs against it, trying to get his ears scratched*

Hey there cheri, I'm no mere cat thing, I'm an immortal shapeshifter!

But for the duration of this exercise, I am ORGAZMO - Defender of the innocent!

*Evil grin*

Want I should zap ya?

Wink wink nudge nudge

<img src="http://users.chariot.net.au/~zort/images/orgazmo.gif">

[OOC] - BTW Evangelist, BtVS is NOT a chick show, it is a chic show! Mmmm... Willow... ahh! [/OOC]

Oooh look! It's William the Bloody! So called because of his bloody awful poetry!

He he he...



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[OOC]Yes, Willow is indeed delicious. Especially when she gets all distressed at something. Mmm.

But Spike's still far and away the best character.[/OOC]

*Spike saunters over to Raven and UWC*

'Scuse me, mate, but I believe the lady was talking to me.

*takes a moment to look Rogue over; offers his standard wry grin*

Well. You're a lovely one, aren't you?

What's a nice girl like you doing working for a creature of darkness like Chris? Not that I object to lifestyle choices or anything. Used to go for the Evil thing myself awhile back, but I grew out of it.

*stops and thinks for a moment*

Wait, did you just call me cute?


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{QUOTE]As said by Evangelist:
*steps backwards as Kenshin throws, and the sword clatters uselessly on the ground*

What the bloody hell am I supposed to do with that, friend? There are retarded turtles out there that could dodge that thing. Don't think it'd do much to Rogue or the Agent over there.[/QUOTE]
You don't want to use my sword?

Well that's alright, because I was almost expecting that kind of reaction, that I was! I just thought that you wouldn't mind using it because your vampire strength and reflexes might make that kind of weapon seem almost practical, that I did.

Oh yes, and here is a list of my character's sword abilities:
1. can strike the ground and send rocks and other dibris into an opponent directly in front of him.
2. can slice through many different kinds of objects, except for stuff that is very thick, or really really hard metals, like adamantiam.
3. can strike a target in 9 places almost simotaniously, specificly the head, right and left elbows, the chest area, both wrists, right and left knee caps, and the groin area.
4. his most powerful move is where he draws his sword from his sheath at blinding speed creating a vaccume which makes it so that even if the first strike is somehow avoided, the target is sucked inward by the force of the vaccume. He then draws upon this vaccume to strike an even more powerful blow to his disoriented target.

Strengths and weaknesses:
Strengths
1. Has top notch speed, agility, and stamina.
2. Master swordsman.
3. Will not yield when someone's life is depending on him.
Weaknesses
1. Uses a reverse-blade sword, so he can't kill people (thats bad when everyone else can kill you).
2. Is handicapped without his sword.
3. When he is very, very VERY angry he reverts back to his former self, the Battousai, and has a surging bloodlust to kill indiscriminantly(Note: He is normally very cool, so this rarely happens}.

That pretty much covers everything that I need to enter.


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Hmmm... well, since nothing else is happening right now, would anyone care to spar with me? I don't care who really, I just need to practice a little bit before we start the real thing.


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