Sitting in a chair, unaware of her surroundings and unnoticed by all in the room until now, sits a very young girl. Her eyes come into focus only long enough to mention mountains... and dead trees.
"Defense, you see..." Her eyes unfocus long enough for a pregnant pause to pass and light conversation to return, then speaks again, "My name is Alice, and I crontrol the Dominion of Wunderland. The vegatation can be quite harsh, and the wildlife more wild than usual. Be careful treading on my domain."
A sigh later, "I hope nobody has any scheduling problems for tea," looking at her watch (having all together too many hands on the dial, and a script too small for most to read) she continues, "friday, 3PM. I plan on having the Moon over, so space will be a tad tight. I'll be inviting the Sun next Wednesday, so be sure to bring the appropriate clothing - lotion will be supplied."
Suddenly, a quiet squeaking sound can be heard under the table. Many stares accompany the clambering of a tiny winged creature up onto the table surface. Smacking a painted wooden chip etched with a strange rune, the fairy squeaked, "Triple word score! The things I find down there..." Suddenly coming to the realization that she's being watched by everyone in the room excepting Alice, she gives a squeak and stammers, "N-nice to meet you sirs. Pleased b-be you to know that I am one of Alices advisors, the odd druggie worm being unable to attend. He can no longer feel his many feet, you see. Pray you all sign this..." Pulling a large parchment and quill from under the table, she drags it to the head and drops it. "Blood, kind sirs, is thicker than water based coloring agents."
The title in large, dark red (as most would like to believe) ink is written:
<div style="font-family: alchemist, bard, abaddon, viner hand itc, fantasy, cursive, times new roman; font-size: 26pt; color: #300; background-color: antiquewhite; margin-left: 30px; margin-right: 30px; padding: 5px;" align="center">Wunderland Treatymaker</div>
Under which is written a singular law, and singular exception, and room for signatures.
<div style="font-family: alchemist, bard, abaddon, viner hand itc, fantasy, cursive, times new roman; font-size: 14pt; margin-left: 30px; color: #300; background-color: antiquewhite; margin-right: 30px; padding: 5px;">Within the boundries of the Dominion of Wunderland, this one Law shall Rule:<ol><li>An it harm none, do what thou wilt.<li>The one exception to this law is drugs.</ol></div>
Bowing to the collected people, the fairy returns under the desk, somehow causing Alice to look a little uncomfortable and sink lower in her chair.
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