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Well, lets see here. Chris isn't going to initiate Raven, Kyhm has made it known he is running out of ideas, Pyromancer isn't here yet. Great ... Oh yeah, and you didn't want a pervert? You know Raven this is an offshoot of Exploitation Now, the likelyhood of finding a non-pervert is kinda small. I guess I will have to step in on this one.

*Briareos knocks hard on the door, rattling the frame.*

Open up this is the Olympus Police!
Raven Sage we know you are in there!

Deunan Knute: Why do you always have to do this? You know she is in there Bri lets just go in and get her.

We have to follow the book Deaunan, otherwise we are no better than Chris.

Ms. Sage we have a warrant for your arrest! One Fellony count of "Posting I am a n00b, initiate me", one misdemeanor charge of "Please be merciful" and one misdemeanor of "Posting a webpage as an avatar"

Please step away from the keyboard, place your hands where we can see them, and exit the building!

*hearing no response from the criminal Briareos charges through the door only to see Raven Sage trying to edit her posts. Briareos quickly drops a single 20mm round into her terminal, causing it to explode rather violently.*

Madam we are here to escort you to the court room. Please come with us.

*Raven thinks once about resisting but quickly chooses wisely to follow instructions.*

[a few hours later in the court of the Honourable Judge Jordan Kennedy]

{ok so i am stealing from Kyhm}

*Raven Sage stands before the court in prison Oranges*

Judge Kennedy: Ms Sage, you stand accused of one felonly count two misdemeanors how do you plead?

Raven: Guilty, Insanity, Ignorance your honour.

Judge Kennedy: Ignorance? Please explain ...

Raven: In the case of the Avatar, I simply didn't know how to properly link to one.

Judge Kennedy: Ignorance eh? OK well you are a n00b so that is to be expected. As for the other counts, the court is inclined to grant you some modicum of leniancy. You are sentenced to be Tarred and feathered.

Raven: What!?!

*Baliff Bimbo (do they issue those uniforms 2 sizes too small to everyone?) delivers the party to a large black hooded Rabbit(?)*

*With a snap of his fingers a large kettle of tar appears, along with several pillows*

Judge Jordam: No i think we should go with black feathers rather than goose down.

*The large rabbit waves his hand and the pillows change from white to black. Receiving the prisoner from Bimbo, The rabbit motions to a mouth piece waiting an intellegable response from the now struggling and terrified captive.*

*Quickly the rabbit binds her hands and feet, grabs her by the ancles and drops her head first into the now boiling tar.*

Muffled screams are heard as bubbles pop om the surface.

*Raven is now retrieved from the tar and hung by her still bound hands from an unseen hook in the ceiling*

*The afore mentioned pillows, seemingly of their own will, begin to beat themselves against the still thrashing Raven.*

*Once completely covered in black feathers she is lowered to the floor and unbound. Th erabbit snaps his fingers one last time and glasses and a stack if books appear on and around raven*

Judge Jordan: Now you look like a Raven Sage :razz:

Judge Jordan: Call the next case if you would, Baliff Ralph.

Baliff Ralph (appearing from nowhere): Next we case the case of the Forum vs _________


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TSC DID MY AVITAR SO DON'T BLAME ME FOR THAT!! :razz:
~Raven Sage~


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Ahem...

*Pops neck*

No!

That's a bad monkey!

You initiate the person in a thread they have already posted in.

I've got torturer's block but as soon as I don't I'm gonna tear thru this "The Initiator" like a hot knife thru... *looks to make sure Van isn't around* butter.

As for Briareos...

That better not have been MY bunny.

BECAUSE, that bunny was based not only off of the killer rabbit from the Holy Grail, but also off of one of Raven's characters from D&D.

Also, you might want to practice some more.

Seriously.

And be careful with the bad puns.

"Now you look like a Raven Sage."

*Shudders*

That was bad.

Now, scurry... Before I rage.

BERSERKER,
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Hey Chris it was my first time .... and no remember Briareos looks like a giant huanoid cybernetic rabbit ... your rabbit is cute and fuzzy. As for the bad pun well it was late at night after a 16 hour drive to Texas.


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Okay.

Then no prob.

That does sound like a sleep dep joke.

And this one time, here,
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ohla como esta?? MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all I wanted to say :smile:
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Mui Bein, e tu?
Felis Navidad Raven
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ohla como esta?? MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all I wanted to say :smile:
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So when are the initiations going to comence.
I would like to see how its done.
I was never anitiated.
But its to late since I am no longer a noob.
Chris will you school me in the ways of initiation

I want to learn this knowledge
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I guess i would be a n00b.
Does that mean i need to be initiated?

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Only if somebody gets to you before you get to the next level, i was never initiated
But it has to be in the first thread that you posted in, if you want to be initiated then post the are you first posted in and Chris would probably be happy to initiate you.


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Only if somebody gets to you before you get to the next level, i was never initiated
But it has to be in the first thread that you posted in, if you want to be initiated then post the are you first posted in and Chris would probably be happy to initiate you.
I'd enitiatre you but thats not as much fun as it used to be, it gets anoying, they whine to much

Im bored with smacking n00bs around
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Well as you can now tell, i am no longer a n00b. so it don't matter.

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It depends on how you look at it. To the regulars we're still n00bs but the forum thinks we're tourists.

I think you have to be on for more then 2 days before you can claim to not be a n00b tho.

Personally i still consider myself a n00b even tho ive been a lurker on this forum for a very long time.

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True that there are many people who have been coming here since the end of last year and have several hundreds...some maybe have 1000's of posts and compared to those people...i am a newbie. But i am not a newbie in an offical capacity.

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I've initiated people before with more posts than you.

The problem is that I'm never in the mood to initiate when I get on the board.

I hate it!

It might have something to do with the fact that I work to damn much and don't get enough sleep...

Meh,
The Sinister Chris

PS: I'm gonna initiate Spy... Honest! I just haven't gotten around to it... Aww fuck it.


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n00biness is not cured by post count. It's attitude.

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I feel the responsible thing to do is to turn myself in here.

Er...um...Hi?

/me quickly dives behind the nearest convient brick wall.


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What Suik_Phatash does not realize, is that in a thread of n00b initiation, "conveniece" is for the initiators...

*BiShou walks over and pushes over the wall, pinning Suik_Phatash down*

Okei, I've got the n00b pinned... next?

-BiShouNenKaMi
Yeah, not much spirit in initiations these days...


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*UWC enters dragging huge drawing pin*

We cataloging a n00b collection here?

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