Well, lets see here. Chris isn't going to initiate Raven, Kyhm has made it known he is running out of ideas, Pyromancer isn't here yet. Great ... Oh yeah, and you didn't want a pervert? You know Raven this is an offshoot of Exploitation Now, the likelyhood of finding a non-pervert is kinda small. I guess I will have to step in on this one.
*Briareos knocks hard on the door, rattling the frame.*
Open up this is the Olympus Police!
Raven Sage we know you are in there!
Deunan Knute: Why do you always have to do this? You know she is in there Bri lets just go in and get her.
We have to follow the book Deaunan, otherwise we are no better than Chris.
Ms. Sage we have a warrant for your arrest! One Fellony count of "Posting I am a n00b, initiate me", one misdemeanor charge of "Please be merciful" and one misdemeanor of "Posting a webpage as an avatar"
Please step away from the keyboard, place your hands where we can see them, and exit the building!
*hearing no response from the criminal Briareos charges through the door only to see Raven Sage trying to edit her posts. Briareos quickly drops a single 20mm round into her terminal, causing it to explode rather violently.*
Madam we are here to escort you to the court room. Please come with us.
*Raven thinks once about resisting but quickly chooses wisely to follow instructions.*
[a few hours later in the court of the Honourable Judge Jordan Kennedy]
{ok so i am stealing from Kyhm}
*Raven Sage stands before the court in prison Oranges*
Judge Kennedy: Ms Sage, you stand accused of one felonly count two misdemeanors how do you plead?
Raven: Guilty, Insanity, Ignorance your honour.
Judge Kennedy: Ignorance? Please explain ...
Raven: In the case of the Avatar, I simply didn't know how to properly link to one.
Judge Kennedy: Ignorance eh? OK well you are a n00b so that is to be expected. As for the other counts, the court is inclined to grant you some modicum of leniancy. You are sentenced to be Tarred and feathered.
Raven: What!?!
*Baliff Bimbo (do they issue those uniforms 2 sizes too small to everyone?) delivers the party to a large black hooded Rabbit(?)*
*With a snap of his fingers a large kettle of tar appears, along with several pillows*
Judge Jordam: No i think we should go with black feathers rather than goose down.
*The large rabbit waves his hand and the pillows change from white to black. Receiving the prisoner from Bimbo, The rabbit motions to a mouth piece waiting an intellegable response from the now struggling and terrified captive.*
*Quickly the rabbit binds her hands and feet, grabs her by the ancles and drops her head first into the now boiling tar.*
Muffled screams are heard as bubbles pop om the surface.
*Raven is now retrieved from the tar and hung by her still bound hands from an unseen hook in the ceiling*
*The afore mentioned pillows, seemingly of their own will, begin to beat themselves against the still thrashing Raven.*
*Once completely covered in black feathers she is lowered to the floor and unbound. Th erabbit snaps his fingers one last time and glasses and a stack if books appear on and around raven*
Judge Jordan: Now you look like a Raven Sage
Judge Jordan: Call the next case if you would, Baliff Ralph.
Baliff Ralph (appearing from nowhere): Next we case the case of the Forum vs _________