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 Post subject: Potential RP thread...
PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:21 pm 
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OOC:

(still waiting)

(twitch)

Okay, if you want to know what's goin' on just check out the Really fucking bad news.... thread in the unrelated forum...

(Just waiting for the others already involved...H-Kat's aboard...Anyone can join in of course...Just waitin')

(twitch)

EDIT: Um...I thought I posted this earlier, but I can't find it anywhere...Sorry if I did indeed already post this^^

/OOC

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:05 am 
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Location: Shrödinger's box
*Miao furtively hides behind Shinigami*

Nope, no one here, move along... this isn't the catgirl you're looking for...

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*A sudden blue cloud fills around MiaoMing and Shinigami and they find themselves incased in ice.

Kry: No cooking today. I just thought I would poke my head in and see whats going on.

*The reefer bear climbs atop the Miao-Shinigami glacier and stands guard with his trusty bong-saber in hand.

Kry: I figure this is a good enough way to protect her. She can't move, shes not going anywhere, and with Shinigami frozen as well, if they get thawed, shes got some protection right there. Thats only if they can get through the reefer bear. MiaoMing has his fav type of cookies. He'll protect her with his life.

EDIT: I wish I would spell check before I post. One word always slips me by.


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Awesome...Good to have you with us MiaoMin...

I mean...Yeah, she went that way...

(points in random direction)

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Location: Shrödinger's box
*Miao struggles- or rather, tries to struggle. The ice creaks, but holds... then a hole appears in the ice right in front of Miao and Shinigami's faces. They both gasp for air*

Couldn't... breathe... *gasp*

*Miao relaxes as best as she can, breathing deeply.* Thanks krylex... I think...

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krylex...Though I appreciate the "help", could you please get us the hell of here! I'll give you a cookie...

...Crap, Kitsune is gonna kick my ass...

(45 minutes later)

Okay krylex...I'm gettin' cold and pissed...You've got exactly 10 seconds before people start dieing...

(Shinigami's threats go unacknowledged by krylex)

Well...As long as MiaoMing is okay, I guess I can deal with this...Speaking of which...(Shinigami addresses the freezing cat girl) The second you want out of here, just give me the word...

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*Miao has "disappeared" a large chunk of ice and managed to will her big fuzzy blankie back into her hand, and is currently in the process of wrapping herself up into a fuzzy cocoon.*

Eh? *Bright smile*

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*EC Walks in carrying a chisel*

just gimmie a sec here shini, i got this artistic idea

*Whilst Shini is still incased in the ice, EC pulls out a hammer to go with the chisel and begins his work. chiseling away at the ice EC begins to mold and sculpt it to his liking, taking care not to stab the chisel into Shini's eye but nicking him a few time. *

Violla!

*We see Shini has been freed, except that he now has a pair cystal boobs and a matching frozzen sexy waist to go with*

I CALL IT: death the frigid bitch!

Get it? frigid like ice?


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*The reefer bear jumps on Shinigamis head.

Kry: Why weren't you on guard?

*The bear stares blankly.

Kry: Ok cut them out for now.

*The reefer bear pulls out his bong saber and slice right through the ice, just up to the point of touching Shinigami without actually hitting him. The ice melts away from around him.

Kry: Sorry, EC, the frigid bitch had to go. Reminded me too much of one of my exs. Now that the removal is done, it doesn't seem like anyone is coming after Maio...


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alas my snow wither and melts into a.... ah screw it i was never good with Poetry

so that the hell are we supposed to do here? *EC Starts picking his teeth with the chisel. darned Jerky Beef*


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We could always point and laugh at the Keen forums which seem down and mangled for a while due to just a bug in the system. One more cheer for Kyhm, ours had to be hacked to go down. They just had to reboot a server. Its irritating though. I was wanting to see if Aric McKeown had anything special in mind for ? # 1000. Maybe they will be up before friday. One can hope.


*The reefer bear, seeing EC pick his teeth with the chisel trys to as well with his bong-saber and promptly puts a whole through his head.

Kry: Well, the good thing about plush is it can be stiched up.

*Krylex gets his sewing kit (yes, I know how to sew.) and grabs the bear and starts patching.

Kry: This patch count is really getting up there. I'm doing it so ofter, I'm starting to feel a bit like MS.


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About damn time...Anyways, I think there's only two courses of action to take right now..A) We go find Kitsune, or B) Find the bastard that hacked the old forums...I'm in the mood for some senseless violence^^

(Shinigami looks around himself)

Why the hell is everyone staring at me!? What, anyone have any better ideas...

...

(ahem)...I'd also like the pictures back from whoever it was that thought it would be funny to take my picture while I had ice breast...

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They shall forever be in my photo album


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*From behind everyone, a voice rings out.*

Maybe, we hunt down the the bastard Science goblins that keep Kit from here, or, at least, from keeping Dom away from Miao Ming?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:16 pm 
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Yeah...I'm with H-Kat. I may not know Kitsune as well as MiaoMing...

(everyone's attention turns to the cat girl, cozily wrapped in her blanket cocoon)

...but I doubt that Kit would let some science class keep him from this place...Not only that, I think we're being watched...

OOC: calling all villains... /OOC

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*A gust of wind sweeps through the room, even though they are inside a building with the windows shut. Suddenly, everyone turns around just in time to see Maoi Ming dissapear into seemingly thin air. As everyone stares in disbelief, they soon notice that Krylex is missing as well...

In the distance, fading laughter can be heard.


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*riuku walks onto the scene* hey guys whats up? *everyone just glares at him* ok, i'll just fallow u guys.

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(Shinigami is far too shocked to even notice Riuku arrive)

Wait...What just happened? That bastard didn't...No, Krylex isn't that kind of person...right?

(doubtful expressions can be seen on the faces of all those present)

(sigh)...Let's go...

(drawing his .45 caliber, Shinigami loads his trusty pistol...The evil laughter is just barely audible as Shin vanishes into the night...)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:18 am 
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Wait.

*Inhales. Holds it. A cloud of grey smoke floats around him as he lets out his breath.*

Okay... Hey, where'd the cat lady go?

Aw fuck it.

*H-Kat pulls out a bat*

So who we hunting?

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(Shinigami stops in mid stride to acknowledge H-Kat's question)

...Though I'm sure MiaoMing can take care of herself, it looks like she might need rescuing from the clutches of Krylex and his evil reefer bear...

Not to mention, Krylex has some photos I'd kinda like to keep to myself...

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