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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 9:35 am 
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Bah, you and your feline (UWC) and draconic (Wrendragon) fellow bootlickers of Samus can take our gold, but you'll never take our freedom!

Don't forget Icy, Riuku, Krylex and Immanio. Click your own link, the Commander's link and all the other officer's, that we may pervail in the end.

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Put the link in your sig also. We are the army for and of the board, perhaps they shall support us!


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I was talking to Ero, Rand, but... If ya want, I've really not no problem joining him on tactical raids against the board army.

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About 40 soldiers... and 25 short swords! Thanks for the gold, Ez.


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That's okay, Ero. Thanks for giving it back. v^_^v I feel we're going to be trading the same gold back and forth for a looong time...

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Who says we'll be attacking you? Sagus' self declared sextoys you may be, but there is no reason Expatriate should shed Expatriate blood. For now, there is plenty of gold to gain from others.

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Thus far I've only attacked people who've attacked me first. I made my own account before this thread started, although I'm still small because I don't mess with it much. Plus my computer is currently dead, so my only online access is school computer labs and whenever my housemates feel kindly enough to steal their computer time...

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Anyone know the recruiting links for themadthinker and madadric?

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it's right here

I'm just slowly building up people and money. I'm actually too poor to do anything, and I have no idea how this whole thing works.

I need to attack someone less powerful than me. Gods I have a small army.

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I have recruited an officer who has been recruiting like mad. I'll start listing all of my officer's and their subsequent officer's links here. Remember, the more our officers get, the more we grow as a whole. So click and help us build.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=434645

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=435425

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=434902

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=435773

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=434713

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=435956

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=436090


More to come...

Damn. I only have three officers, and I fear they shall all pass me in power in no time. Anyways, I'm working on building some more recruitment for the Ex Commander. That means we need 50k. I was almost there, but my last bit of attacks failed, and someone took half the money by attacking, but we shall get there soon comrades...


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You can always easily reach someone's recruit page by going to his porfile and change 'vieswprofile' with 'page'

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Goddammit...

I'm in... but my computer is just giving me a blank black screen.

Feck....

-H-Kat

-edit- scratch that.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=445452

I'm in.

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I now have
Attack/Defend bonus: 1685 / 890 and 50 soldiers, of which 22 are attack and 22 are defense soldiers.
The Expatriate Commander has
Attack/Defend bonus: 830 / 630 and 203 soldiers, 4 each on attack and defense duty.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:54 pm 
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Hey, could somebody possibly assist me a bit..

this person has been ruthlessly attacking me recently, repeatedly.

Any assistance would be appreciated...money, more clicking on my link or just a bit of backup attacks to weaken them a bit, cause they're draining my funds rather hugeley, and more than I can really take.

Please help.

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I gave him some whacks. Took what little money he had, and probably destroyed a few weapons. Doesn't really matter much, I guess, but still. Oh, and as far as I can see, many soldiers and little equipment is not good. I've stopped clicking mine and others' links. You probably want to stay realtively small and build up your equipment before growing too much.

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Location: Neo-Connecticut
Character name: Eronarn
Race: Human
Commander: Sagus
Army Size: 75 Soldiers
Your Current Wealth: 2,250 Gold
Money you will get next turn (every 30 mins): 1,125 Gold
Attack/Defend bonus: 550 / 750
Your fortifications: Walled Town
Your sieging capability: Long Shields
Attack turns: 156
Unit Production (one more unit every 24 hours): 3

Knife 40
Shield 3
Helmet 5
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 Post subject: Switching commanders?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:54 pm 
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I've already got an account, is there anyway that I can switch commanders or something?

My stats are:
Character name:RyuKo
Race:Elf
Commander:Xaris
Army Size: 117 Elves
Your Current Wealth:2,311 Gold
Money you will get next turn (every 30 mins):1,404 Gold
Attack/Defend bonus:8655 / 3040
Your fortifications: Fortress
Your sieging capability: Dynamite
Unit Production (one more unit every 24 hours):13

Knife: 15
Chainmail: 2
Shield: 26
Helme: t2
Steed: 5
Longbow: 3
Crossbow: 17
Short Bow: 20

EDIT: forgot armory stuff...


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I want to join Eronarn's army. There's nothing more inspiring than crushing the free world beneath the boot of Our Glorious Leader, Faggot Clown. :lol: :lol:


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In the name of Lord Eronarn, I have come to take your sons and husbands to join His most just and holy Cause! Those who join of their free will shall have preferential treatment! Lord Eronarn showers praise upon those enlightened enough to understand the Cause. None shall stand in the way of Humankind!

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=509368

EDIT: WOOHOO! I have my first officer! THANK YOU 'Astrieth'; are you on this forum? We must convene on matters of strategy and logistics immediately!

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I just.. Hey, wait a second, this is the RP forum. Might as well do it in style.

Hail, fellow Expatarian officers. It appears to me that though the ranks of out commander have grown quickly, their training is poor as is their equipment and fortifications. Through raids on neighboring warlords, I have however acquired a steed, which should bolster our offense significantly. With it, it is my hope that the commander will have greater success in his attacks, so that we do not have to wait long for the means to strengthen the fortifications and weapons.

My own personal force I aim to keep small but well equipped. Only when I find my equipment satisfactory as well as my spies do I intend to spread the word of my army so that recruits may flock to it.

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