Drives up on an old Harley Knucklehead. I enter the UPPO and sees everyone else in here. I walk up to the receptionist and place my bottle of Scotch on the desk.
'Excuse me, which forms do I have to fill out for a power patent?'
She points at a massive stack of papers.
Stupid question asshole.
'Thank you.'
I look back at her as she's doing some gymnastic moves while naked. An evil smile creeps across my face as I enjoy the view then go sit down with my papers and fill them out as fast as I can.
'Damn, this is going to take me forever...I know!'
I go back to the desk, take my Scotch and put it away in my trenchcoat jacket. From the other jacket, I pull out some Schlitz and down it in 3 gulps. I head back to my papers just as the Schlitz starts to take effect. When it does, I take a sip of my Scotch and take off my jacket. The next thing anyone knows I transform into Uncle Pervy in his human form. I reach into my back pocket for the Hentai Manga and when I read it, I begin the transformation into the Ultimate form of Pervy...the 30 foot tall tentacle monster.
Thankfully that sip of Scotch kept The Duck in control. I grab some 40 pens and start filling out the papers needed for the patents. Everyone seems to be shocked at these turn of events, but I just shrug them off.
[Demonic Voice]Don't worry, I'm in control of Pervy. No need to think about being forced raped...except for the receptionist.[/Demonic Voice]
While I'm finishing up the forms, 10 tentacles reach outwards and grapple the receptionist then proceed to restrain her and fill every orafice. The feelings I'm getting off of her are delicious as I complete the forms. The other tentacles grab the forms and I go to the desk.
While she's in the highest forms of ecstacy, I put the forms in the "IN" box then after reducing her to a limp human after multiple orgasms, I let her down gently.
I slither back to my table, grab my jacket and consume the rest of the Scotch. Within seconds, I return back to normal with my normal clothes back on. I put my jacket back on and head out except for the receptionist getting enough energy and brain matter working to give me her number and address for another "rendevous"
I graciously accept and head out waving to everyone there as I take off again on my Harley.
OOC: Ok, here's the specifics on Pervy.
1st stage - U.P. in human form. Looks like a fat guy with corduroy pants, tight polo shirt and coke bottle glasses. Looks like that one uncle in everyone's families that seems to enjoy being around kids WAY too much.
2nd stage - U.P. in Tentacle form (Ultimate Form) Characterized by snake-like Lower Body and human Upper Body. Head is that of Howard the Duck. (Fedora hat, sunglasses, Cigar in Bill)
Has 40 tentacles, 10 on either side and 10 on the left and right sides of his back. Spines flow down his back. The tail can be used as the Ultimate Weapon, shall we say.
The ooze flowing from the tentacles has special properties. If it hits a person that's very sexually liberated or as such, then it becomes a powerful aphrodesiac. If it hits someone that's sexually repressed (Christian Right for example) it will be 10x worse than HCL. During this entire time, U.P. can extract energy from his victims, giving him more power. If he gets enough power he could concievably go up to a 3rd Stage, but until then, his max is 2nd stage.
Weaknesses -
Extreme cold and apparantly some torture devices. Just be careful because some of the torture devices could power him up more. (very kinky guy)
There you go, Uncle Pervy in his entirity