Okay, the first thing you have to know about role-playing isn't you can't participate until you're initiated.
Especially when you go starting new subjects on several boards.
/Grabs a stapler and staples cucumber to the wall, about three feet above the ground.
Okay, now the fun can begin.
/Sets cucumber's hair on fire
CUCUMBER: "OHMYGOD PUTITOUT PUTITOUT!"
Oh fine, you fuckin crybaby.
/Pisses on cucumber's head to put out the fire. Then takes out a big ass hammer and, after breaking every bone in his body, cracks open his skull, exposing his brains.
Hmm, I wonder how much of your brain I'd have to cut out before you become a vegetable. Well, let's see!
/Takes out a knife and starts cutting chunks out of cucumber's brain and forcing him to eat them. Cucumber's screaming, which until now has been constant, suddenly stops.
Hmm, must've cut out your vocal center. Oh well. Enough of this.
/rips cucumber off the wall, causing much of the skin that was stapled there to be ripped off, and lays him on the ground.
Okay, you're now deaf, mute, paralyzed, and severely brain-damaged. However, I made sure to leave all your pain processing centers intact. So what I'm about to do should hurt... a lot.
/pulls down cucumber's pants. Walks away for a second & comes back with a cage full of rats. The cage has one small opening on the bottom. Lays the cage on cucumber, with the opening directly over cucumber's genitals.
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On 2002-06-09 04:06, Edible Corpse wrote:
I remember once Reading this Book about Medevil Toruture methods in Europe... Heh boy were people sadistic back then. the Most gruesume method in my opinion was the rat cage thing: they tie you down to the Floor, and place a metal cage of sorts with a whole in the Bottom of it Unto your torso. next the cage is filled with rats the disgusting little vermins. anyways, they then set a fire next to it, and the little critters try to escape by following their Instincits...
/Lights fire next to cucumber. Leaves room.
I can't bear to watch this.
/Comes back later to find cucmber's mangled corpse. Throws corpse in trash, snaps fingers, cucumber clone appears.
Now behave.