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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:47 pm 
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/looks up
"huh, oh nothing"
:smile:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 9:32 pm 
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OK.
so Chris what is the next step on our mission to home because i think Zag is due in at the bar about know.
What
...
/Spy gets some weird looks on his face then he stops.
I think zag was trying to contact me but since my powers arent working I couldnt here him.
* Raven looks at him weirdly*
What
Zag my buddy John and I are interlinked mentally.
hopefully Zag got everything he needed from my memory.
Oh well so whats next Chris.

Huh Huh tell me tell me
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 4:56 am 
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Dark Angel looks at the Kobold. He then rushes up to it really fast.

Dark: "QUICK! GIVE ME YOUR SHORT SWORD BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL!"

the Kolbold looks confused for a second.

Kobold: "But..."

Dark: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK! QUICKLY, WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME!"

Kolbold looks down at his short sword, then quickly hands it to Dark. DArk then swiftly turns around and lops the creatures head off.

Dark: "Damn what a gullible breed."

Dark checks out his short sword. It seems much lighter then he is used to, but it will do just nicely.

Dark: "Where to now?"

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
Well, the nearest town is that way.

/Chris points

I picked up this pouch of gold coins off of my kobold. But there isn't anything else...

Besides this dental floss.

/Chris hands Spy the floss

There you go.

Spy: YAY!!!

/Chris shakes his head

Hmm...

/Chris looks at Rincewind and the kobold

/Chris walks over to them, taps the Kobold on the shoulder and cuts the thing's throat

/Chris wipes off his blade and takes the other blade and wedges it into Rincewind's hand

Now when he finally wakes up from his... coma he can catch up.

/Chris writes Rincewind a note and stuffs it in the other hand

There. Now to town!

/Chris leads the way and everyone begins their trek to the next town

*Birds begin to settle on the shoulders and head of Rincewind*

The Amazing Statue Boy,
The Sinister Chris

PS: Everyone seems ta think that they're statue boy at one time or another... I don't know why.


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/Looks At the dental floss, and mutters
"spy gets all the good stuff. . ."
/walks a little bit behind the rest of them with her short sword all put away and stuff
"it would be cool if we had some horses, hell, ponys even. . ."
/Raven picks up a rock that looks like a bunny and puts it into her bag
"cute!"
~Raven Sage~

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 9:37 pm 
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Its not my fault I killed the only Kobald who is into hygene.
But if you want I will share
/Spy pulls out a centemeter of floss
That should be enough for an ant
Now dont use it all at once.

On the rode again
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Dark keeps his short sword out but down on his hand to the side. He doesn't feel like being unprepared for anything that may happen next. He thinks to himself...

"You know? I've always wanted to be a paladin. That would be cool, fighting for righteousness, even though I'm really a Vampire. Like a role reversal."

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*Hawk sets off with the rest trailing off to the right a little ways so he can flank anything that attacks the group head on. He keeps his short sword drawn in case of trouble.*

Well this is. . .fun.

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/Spy takes up the lead with chris
I always like to be prepared for anything head on
/Spy pulls out his sword

Im ready for anything
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"thaaaaanks"
/puts the floss in her pocket
"do be do be dooooooo"
Mooo

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris and group have been walking for about an hour when it begins to get dark

Well, we don't have much of anything to sleep in so lets at least find a tree to rest under or something...

/Chris looks off of the road and sees 5 tents set up and a fire

Looks like someone made camp over there.

/Chris approaches the camp

Hail campers?

*No answer*

Odd...

/Chris walk over to the fire and looks around

/Chris sees a note on a tree near the camp

/Chris walks over and reads the note

It reads:

Welcome to my world. I tampered with your rift in order to suck you in here and eventually destroy you. However, for now I want you alive. Here are some tents and a fire. I'm only being generous because I want this to be as slow and painful as possible. Sleep well Chris...

*The note has no signature*

Well thats just creepy...

/Chris grabs the note and stuffs it in his pocket

Well, we have a camp, I suggest we use it.

Whe'll have 3 watches...

Damn, there's only 5 of us.

I'll take first watch alone.

Camp of DOOM,
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I dont know bud if you want I will take watch with you.
If not its all good
/Spy sits down next to the fire and just stares at the flame

Fire
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"heh heh heh"
/looks around
"this is just creepy. . .I hope nothing Gives us all satanic head Biteies!"
/walks over to a tent in the middle of two other tents and opens it up, theres a racoon inside
"awwww. . .Cute!"
/crawls in and pets the really cute racoon, its all friendly like
"awww"
/it now followes her around, Raven walks over to the fire and sits on a log, the racoon stis on her lap and falls asleep
"aww. . .If only it could purrr . . ."
/it purrs
"yea!"

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Well isnt that cute
BUT ITS WRONG
Ill let chris take first watch and I will take the last watch with whoever
Night yall
/Spy walks over to the second tent and gets ready to sleep

Sleep is good
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Dark looksat every one sitting around the camp fire. He stifles a yawn and looks about the area. He walks over to the tent to the left and opens the flap.

Dark: "Tell me when it's second watch, and I'll do that one with whoever. Until then, its nighty night to ya all."

Dark rolls up into the bedroll and falls almost instantly asleep. He makes sure that his sword is under the blankets right next to him where no one can see it, but he can reach it if awoken suddenly. IN HEAD: I need some food. Better get something when i wake up.

Dark

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/Continues to pet her new friend Racoon
"Im gonna keep him. . .I think i'll name him. . .Uh, Griffendor yea. . .thats neat."
/Yawns as Griffendor gets off her lap and waddles into their tent (you see he's a Very large Racoon)
"bed time for me. . .Hey chris? wake my ass up when third watch comes along, me and Griff will take that one."
/looks at Darks tent, he is snoring heavily
" :lol: "
/Walks into her tent and falls asleep with Griffendor curled up at her feet ready to kill whoso ever comes into the tent (cept' fer the person waking me up for my watch)
"ZzzZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzZzzZZzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ"
Griffendor: "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ. . .GROWL! ZZZZzzzZZZzzzzZZZ. . .GROWL!"

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
I should probably have some sort of distance weapon...

/Chris looks around the camp and finds about 15 decent rocs for throwing

Now when we all wake up we'll have at least something to throw.

/Chris approaches Dark's tent

Hey Dark, your watch.

/Dark gets ready for his watch

/Chris walks up to Hawk's tent

Hawk, its your watch.

/Hawk gets up

/Dark and Hawk are now outside

I set a trap about 25' that way.

/Chris points in the direction of the trap

Please don't go that way and tell Spy and Raven on their watch to be careful.

I'm goin' ta bed.

/Chris approaches what is decidedly his tent and goes in to find a bed roll

Excellent.

/Chris gets ready and falls asleep

So tired,
The Sinister Chris

We're going to need to eat when everyone gets up...

/Chris walks about 25'out of camp and makes a basic snare trap from twigs leaves and rocks

Much better. We might have food in the morning.

/Chris walks back in to camp

I think the best thing would probably be to get up a tree for a better view.

/Chris walks up to a rather large tree about 10' outside of camp and finds a branch about 20' up

This should be perfect.

First watch goes by uneventfully.

/Chris climbs down the tree


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