ZOMBIE FORUMS

/Chris falls from the sky and lands on the ground

OOF!

/Chris looks and his arm is in working order

Okay...

/Chris attempts to open a rift and fails

hmm...

/Chris attempts to light a nearby tree on fire and gets nothing

grr...

Well I'm powerless.

/Chris looks at his surroundings and sees a field surrounded by trees

Well...

/Chris looks up to see the rift still intact

I hope someone follows me thru.

Until then, I wait.

Note to self... less rifts,
The Sinister Chris

NOTE: In this plane, no one has powers. I do need a party, so that we can RP our way outta here.

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/Sudenly out of nowhere spy falls from the rift and lands on his face
I am ok.
/Shakes himself of
blafgm
Well lets get out of this place.
David has a hold of the other end of this...
(THUD)
Hawk:owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Well i guesse he doesnt anymore.
Well ill get us out.
/Spy puts his hands inside his coat to find his endless pockets are gone
What the fuck
/takes of his jacket and flips it inside and shows everyone the inside of it.
Look
Chris: So its a jacket.
It has neverending pockets that i store stuff in.
Chris: I dont see any pockets
Exactly
Well let me try some of my powers.
/Spy closes his eyes and concentrate and nothing happens.
Oh shit were screwed.
Sorry you got drug along Hawk.

Now pockets and no powers make Spy something something
Secret Spy

/Chris watches as Spy flys thru the rift on a rope... followed by Hawk

*The little pockets conversation happens and then Hawk realizes what happened*

Hawk: Hey! I was talking to lovely! That's it I'm headed back!

/Hawk waves his hands

*nothing happens*

Hawk: Why didn't that work?

Well, I tried the same trick earlier and it seems that in this plane you start out about as powerful as a n00b on its worst day.

Spy: Well, crap.

That's what I'm saying. I think we're gonna need to adventure to find our way back.

RP for Great Justice,
The Sinister Chris

Dark falls from the sky.

Dark: "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

OOC: i always wanted to do that.

Dark lands on top of Spy and Hawk. They hit the ground with a thud.

Dark: "Thanks, you guys broke my fall."

Spy and Hawk: "AND OUR BACKS!"

Dark: "Sorry."

Dark looks up at the sky. The sun glares brightely on him.

Dark: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE SUN! IM BURNING!! AHHHHHHH...ahhhh...ah hum. Hmm. Whats going on here?"

Sinister: "Were in a rift where we have lost all our powers, and we'll have to RP our way out."

Dark: "In the words of Sinister..."MEH"... I'll do whatever. Just don't let Hawk be the party leader, you know how he is when he gets power."

Spy and Sinister give an understanding sigh.

Welp, lets get to it.

Dark Angel

*Gets up and shakes himself.*

O.K. This is new, but not to worry we can get outa here easy.

*Waves his hand. . . . .Nothing happens*

THAT has never happened before.

*Waves his hand again. . . . .nothing happens*

GOD DAMNIT! Ok well I still know how to use a sword. Now I just need one.

OOC: We should all have just enough power to create one weapon for ourselves. Get back to me on that Idea. Ummmm I also don't want to not be in BB&G so I'm kinda gonna be there too K?

Night Hawk

*Rincewind MoG falls from the sky*

Hey, quit stealing my plot devices!

Because I'm such a shining beacon of originality.

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"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
(The ever so popular THUD)
"uhg. . ."
/Raven looks up at the rift
"eh, no sweat, ill just turn into aaah run away and jump on outta here"
/Raven trys to turn into the bunnie but nothing happens (shock shock)
"what? but. . . crap, Hawk, whats going on?"
/Hawk explains and stuff
"nut bunnies, well. . .uh, what are we gonna do?????"

/Chris looks at his rag tag party

Cool, we have 6 people!

That's a standard party for most RPs.

Its probably a good thing we haven't had a random encounter...

/Chris heres the suttle roll of a natural twenty

Did anybody else here that?

All: Here what?

*Everyone turns to see a group of 6 kobolds walk in to the clearing*

I had to open my big mouth...

Kobold one: MEH! (NOTE: For that sound effect watch the South Park episode where Timmy is first introduced. It's the sound that the little pink Christina Aguelera monsters make)

Other Five Kobolds: MEH!!!

Okay, I guess that one for each of us.

*All of the kobolds pull out short swords*

...DAMMIT!

Bitches wit knives,
The Sinister Chris

*Looks around noticing all of the landscape.*

Well this looks like a plesant place. . . .
Except for those rat things running at us with shortswords. Ahhh shit!

*Just as the first Kobold reaches Hawk he jumps over it and back kicks it in the back sending the Kobold flying. It gets up and rushes Hawk. Hawk spin kicks the kobold in the head but not before it scratches him on the calf with the short sword.*

Ow that hurt damnit!

*Hawk walks over to the unconcise kobold and steps on it's neck killing it. He also takes the shortsword.*

Well it's not the kind of sword I'm used too...and it's crap as far as quality but it will have to do I guess.

*Hawk spins the blade over and around his head and body a few times, shrugs and takes the scabbard from the Kobold also and tears a piece of its tunic to make a bandage for his cut.*

Night Hawk

"nut bunnies, well, here goes nothing. . ."
/Raven runs around one of the thingies untill its really dizzy and falls over unable to get up, but it still gets in a good hit. the Cobalt smacks her with its short sword in the face, but the dumb thing didnt use the blade, so its just a bruse on her cheek. Raven kicks it while its down, takes its sword and pushes it through the top of its back through the shoulder and into the heart, she cleans the shors sword off on its tunic and grabs the holdie thingie.
"**pant Pant** I hate that. . ."
/walks over to hawk and leans on him
"ohy. . . you ok?"

/Kobold 3 runs at Chris full speed

K3: EEEEEEE!!!!!

/Chris side steps and trips the kobold

K3: Oof!

/Chris walks over and takes the short sword from the downed Kobold

/Chris then breaks both of the things legs and pins it to the ground

K3: AAEEIIAAAOOO!!!!

/Chris points the sword at the Kobold

Do you understand common?

/K3 spits in Chris' face

You little...

/Chris hacks off an arm

I said do you understand common?

/K3 nods

Good. Where if you tell me where the closest town is I might spare you.

/K3 points in a direction

Good. Now which way is North?

/K3 points the opposite direction

Thank you.

/Chris lops the things head off

I only said that I might spare its life.

They're like n00bs but with less intelligence,
The Sinister Chris

*looks at his sis.*

I'm fine. That little fucker actually cut me though.

*Points at Kobold #1*

It's not bad though just a deep scratch is all. If I still had any of my powers I'd be able to heal it without even thinking, shit I would have healed it mid-kick and not even realized I'd been cut. I want my powers back.

DAMNIT CHRIS!!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DRAG US HERE!?!?!?!?!?

Night Hawk

"Yea, I got clocked in the face"
/looks at the dead ugly thingie
"stupid thing, chris, are you ok?"
Chris: "yea"
"good. . ."
/runs up to chris and tackles him, pins him down and starts punching him in the face as hard as she can (which id damn hard too)
"YOU JERK!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO OPEN SO MANY RIFTS!?!?!?!?!? IM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
/chris sheilds his face"
Chris: "wait, Im the only one who knows where the next town is. . ."
/Gets off him
"I hope I broke your nose. . .

/Chris gets up and wipes the blood off of his face

/Chris looks at the battle still ensueing

Y'know, if those guys don't kill those damn kobolds soon than they might die.

[OOC] Post people! Before you get killed by a damn kobold! [/OOC]

/Chris looks back at Carly

I'm sorry, normally rifts are one of the safest forms of travel...

Its like someone messed with my rifts...

Very few people have the audacity to mess with one of my rifts.

I have my suspects...

This wasn't an accident,
The Sinister Chris

/Spy sees soething start to run towards him and heads in the oposite direction.
come and catch me ya little bitch.
*The thing takes chace and runs after spy nearly at his heals with his sword flailing just barely mising spy*
Perfect
/Spy heads for the nearest tree runs three steps up it and lands right behind the cobald that has ran its sword into the tree.
Stupid lil rat.
/in one swift move Spy rams the things head into the tree and cuts its head of with the blade still in the tree.
Easy as pie.
/Spy removes the sword and takes the scabard
He wont be using this.
So where to know cheif.
And no hawk you cant be leader.
Chris will since he knows where the nearest town is.
Oh also are you going to trust it.
It could be a trap you know.

The names Secret Spy of the clan Mcspy
Secret Spy

[OOC] Welcome to McSpy Burger can I take your order?[/OOC]

Dark and Rincewind need to hurry up with their kobolds.

/Chris looks at both of them frozen in position the kobolds looking utterly confused

/Kobold 5 walks over to Dark and taps him

*Nothing happens*

/Chris looks at his watch

Waiting...

/Chris begins searching the other bodies for anything useful

Ya never know,
The Sinister Chris

Well i will take a page from chris's book
/Spy walks over to the Kobald he killed and starts checking it
Dental floss?
Why would it have dental floss.
Oh well

Kobalds have to floss to!
Secret Spy

[OOC] The reason I search the bodies is that I am running an RP and can tell you what ya find. Just say that ya search the damn body next time and I'll give ya what ya find.[/OOC]

You found nothing,
The Sinister Chris

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/Spy looks over at Raven as she opens her mouth to say something then closes it not revealing her little secret.
Huh. what were you going to say Raven.

oh well
Secret Spy