*Young playa and all around man about town SHO likes to spends his afternoon with the ladies. One such lady happens to work in said High Rise. Sure she's not rich and working for this allhole in the buidling eats up a lot of time better spent humping like bunnies but they have pretty current magazines in the waiting room and SHO dont really mind waiting for the tail if the tail is worth waiting for. Sitting in the lobby he notices a security guard with a shiny badge and a little drool starting to gather at the corner of his mouth.*
"Boy that guy must really not need this job."
* A ringing in his left pocket cause SHO to snatch out his cell phone.*
SHO: yeah?
Girl: Sorry baby but I have to work late.
SHO: No, I was gonna be all nice to you so I could sleep with you tonight.
Girl: Oh, youre sweet.
SHO: yeah, I am, so why you working late?
Girl: promise you want tell anybody?
SHO: Just the guys on the EN board, but I tell them everything.
Girl: Ok, I'm really an undercover cop and the guy I'm working for is a smuggler who dabbles in petty theft and human slavery, I'm gonna bring him down tonight but his got a gang load of ninja in here and I'm not waiting for back up.
SHO: .......
Girl: you still there?
SHO: Why did you tell me all of that?
Girl: Well I figure he's got lots of enemies and somebodies bound to come gunning for him and then I'll be caught in the cross fire and your love for me will bring you into the fray kicking butt like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
SHO: Well, I dont really know you that well.
Girl: The hero always gets to sleep with the girl.
SHO: On my way!
*SHO hangs up and makes his way to the elevators.*
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