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wolf346, lacking any applicable musical talent, stays at the bar and watches the three play song after song while he drinks beer after beer. Starting to feel bored, he looks for a pool table to see if he can get some practice in while he's here.


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*After a few songs are finished, the stage is given back to After 10. Chaos goes to the bar and talks to the bartender for a while. Chaos seems angry. He walks back to where most of the Khymers are hanging.*

Chaos: Hey guys, I think we got a problem. Were outta beer. Seems Wolfie drank the place dry.

*You hear the cliche ominous sounding three chords. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!*

Chaos: If worst comes to worst I gotta plan, but I don't really want to resort to that. Any ideas?

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first, we burn Wolfy

second, we use his flames to light the blunts that i have(opens left coatside to reveal rows of FAT blunts)

third, we find a new bar....if we can

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"Look, I'm sorry that I drank all the alcohol, but to make up for it, I'll buy all the drinks at the next place and give everyone else a 30 minute head start before I start drinking again. Is this ok?"

As he says this, wolf346 slowly pulls a taser out of his back pocket in case things don't go well.


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"I was told..."

Sako drunkenly stumbles in, momentarily distracted by a spot of dust on his sleeve before remembering he was speaking.

"... that there would be free hooch. Point me to it, please."


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Chaos: Ok... let's see. This place isn't all that good anyways. I'll call the guys and they can tranfer the sound equipment to another bar. Call the Office is a little better, and... Fuck. I just had an idea. Did you know that there is a brewery in this city? Ok, I need two groups, thoes who will secure a second bar for us and a few to go on... a beer run of sorts. Note to the second group, you going to want masks.

*evil grin*

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"I'll volunteer for the second group, after all, I drank the most so it's only fair that I help with the beer run. I'll leave this card while I'm gone so that you guys can order what you need till the second group gets back."
wolf346 passes Chaos his credit card and starts looking through his bag, preparing for his task.


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...so wait, what does the 1st group do?

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Chaos: Here's a walkie talkie. Don't ask why I'm carrying this thing around. You guys find a new bar, and secure it for our use. The second group will... well let's just say were getting fresh beer. First group contact us when they got a bar, vise versa when we get beer. Green?

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NO! I HAVE GREENS!!!

...I mean, i'll get us the new bar

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Chaos: Who's with who here. I'm leaving in 5.
*whispers to BDM*
and steal this bars booze, so we won't run out of anything in the next place. Please don't attract the attention of the police. If you do, direct them away from us."

OOC: I'll give this till tommorow till I move on, just so people have a chance to break off into the two groups.

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right, we'll hold until you get out

hey After-10 pack up, you're with us

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"Well, If I gotta... I spose I could help you fellas hit that brewery. I'll drive, seein as how I'm the only one can still focus his eyes, even."


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"Well I guess if we're going 'acquire' fresh beer, then we'll also need these."
He reaches into his bag and passes tasers to everyone.
"This is just to make our jobs easier. I'll want those back after everyone's done with them."


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"I guess I'll stay here and cover for you guys (and drink all of the other booze around..)"

RyuKo grabs a taser even though he's not going on the beer run..

"This could come in handy.."


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Ok, Let's do it. BDM, grab everyone who's passes out and bring them with you. Ok, Wolfie, Sako. Let's roll. I know the way.

*Heads out*

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Yevaud (Yes, that Yevaud. Just for fun, and because sometimes, Chaos Happens. ;-) ) is waiting outside the bar, leaning against the wall just to the right of the door, and falls into step beside Chaos_Descending as he exits. The newcomer is dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, and looks like a pale 20-something guy with black unruly hair and thick eyebrows.

He claps Chaos_Descending on the back. "Lovely little party you've got going here, I must say." A big grin. "Not sure how long I'll be able to stick around, but I thought I might be able to give you a hand on your little, ah, foraging expedition. Locks are a specialty of mine, and I'm always looking for an opportunity to put my skills to use for a good cause." He watches as the tasers are passed around, and then amends, "Or at least, an entertaining one."

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"Welcome to the party Yevaud, your help would be much appreciated. With your lockpicking, it means I won't have to burn through any doors. *puts blowtorch back into bag* You'll need this."
Wolfie hands Yevaud another taser and turns to his fellow drinkers.
"So how are we getting there?"


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"The place is actually two blocks away. It has a beer shop in front, and a bigass brewery in back. We might be able to get 10 or 13 kegs of primium beer. So, in that case Sako, here are some direction *hands over said documents* you get the car and meet us there so we can load the beer. Yevaud, I think we should enter from the roof. I almost certain that there is a door up there that you can pick. It will also limit alarms that will go off. I think I might be able to hack in and shut the alarm off for a short amount of time. Notin to it right? Let's go, I'll lead the way.

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The rest wait for 10 min...

Alright folks, lets roll out *everyone left behind suddenly tazers the bartenders, grabs whatever bottle is closest, then bolts for the door where after-10 has a charter bus waiting

"What the...?"
Kry:"Don't ask, just go!"

Everyone loads on, cramming themselves in with the liquer and A-10's sound equipment. BDM pulls out a radio "C_D, exodus complete, we're on the move. Meet at 1837 Forrest Parkway in 1 hour."

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