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*Sako tucks the directions into a his coat pocket.*

Alrighty then. I'm gonna go get the General Lee warmed up. I'll be there in ten minutes.


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*Into Radio*
Chaos: 1837 Forrest Parkway. Got it, will ask for directions when the time comes. We're going silent for a few mins while we get the beer. Over and out.
*To the group*
Ok let's get on that roof and get inside.

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Chaos, Wolfie, and Yevaud arrive at the brewery. Wolfie pulls a grappling hook out of his bag and manages to get a firm hold on the roof. As he ascends, he notes Chaos and Yevaud keeping pace with him using a nearby ladder.

C: "You did know there was a ladder here, right?"
W: "Yeah, but this is more fun."

The three of them arrive on the roof and walk over to a nearby door. It appears to be locked and chained, despite being an emergency exit.

Y: "I guess this is where I do my part."


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(While they were back in front of the bar, Yevaud accepted the taser from wolf346, eyeing it uncertainly. "Thanks... I'll keep this handy." He somehow made it fit into one of the pockets on his jeans.)

Squinting at the setup on top of the roof, Yevaud rubs his chin.

Y: "Looks easy enough. Too easy. You didn't tell me there was a chain. I mean, who needs to pick a lock when you can break a chain?"

Upon further reflection, though, he decides to follow Wolfie's sound philosophy ("Bah, whatever; this is more fun.") and crouches in front of the padlock. He produces a key from nowhere and, giving it a kiss for good luck, inserts it into the lock. After an experimental (and ineffectual) jiggle, he closes his eyes and knits his brows in thought.

W: "Uh, WTF you doing, man?"
Y: "Shhhhh."
W: "What?"
Y: "These tumblers are ticklish."
W: ... ???

A moment later, though, there is a distinct *clic-clack* as the key turns full in the lock. With a smile and a flourish, Yevaud stands up and shoves the door open, bowing them in.

Y, in his finest maitre-di voice: "Messieurs, your brewery awaits!"

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After watching Yevaud successfully pick the lock, Wolfie decided he'd better do something useful other than provide gear for everyone. He looked around and saw a pile of scrap wood beside the door.

"Are we taking the stuff out through the roof or the front door?"


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"Since you used a key... I guess I don't have to hack into a system. BUt since it seems that your using YOU talents..."

*Chaos knits his brows in concentration and throws a few pisims down the stairs. They all land in perfect alignment, redirecting the security laser beams in safer directions*

"That takes care of that. Remember, were not taking ALL of the beer. Just enough to last us a while. ONE CAR TRIP ONLY. 30 kegs max. Otherwise there will be a beer shortage and it will adversly affect us. Cool?

Sako should be waiting for us. Let's have some fun!!!"

*Descends the stairs*

"oh, ya. Unless you have a fondness of bottles, we'll be taking out from the roo... no, better to take em from the front door. I'll disable the system when were down there."

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*Shao-Fin is pulling down a few kegs and setting them lined up in front of him for easy access when he decides to roll them out. His eyes are suddenly caught by a man coming down the stairs. They spot him and Shao almost starts to run but then realizes they arnt security. Shao stands up straight and looks over his line-up of around 10 kegs. He then looks at chaos.*

Ummm, hi, you wanna gimme a hand with these kegs, im tryin to get them out to my Van, i was planning on having a little drinking party :lol: .
Your invited if you can find a good place to drink.

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*Smile*

Forget your place. We got one started.

Two cars... ok load as many as you can into the two different cars. I think we can get 20 or so keg in there.

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*As the raiders come out the front door, someone notices Sako's car idling quietly in the street. Sako himself is nowhere to be found.*


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Well, let's load up and wait for him... If worse come to worse we can split up, someone take the care and meet the others and I'll wait for him here.

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*after loading as many kegs into his van as possible, shao sits in the driver seat and leans his head out loking at chaos*

Alright so then, where are we going?

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Yevaud manhandles the last couple kegs into (and onto the roof of) Sako's car, and lashes them into place.

Y: "Well, I believe they were saying something about 1837 Forrest Parkway. You can radio BDM for directions. Wolfie, why don't you go on ahead in Sako's car so this guy can follow you? You seem to be rather, ah, mechanically inclined," he thinks about the tasers... and the blowtorch... "and I can wait here with Chaos til Sako shows up. Two ahead on wheels, two behind on foot; sound like a plan?"

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"Works for me. C'mon, let's go, everyone's probably waiting for us by now."
Wolfie hotwires Sako's car and takes a minute to adjust to the car's handling. After a circle around the block, he waves to Shao-Fin to follow him and the two of them drive away with the beer, following BDM's directions.


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OOC: didn't post in time. assum I gave you guys directions

Chaos:Whats keeping Sako, I wonder... Hm... Drink?

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Sako stumbles aross the street from a dark alley.

"Hey you guysh, you wouldinin believe dis poker game I jush had wif a couple'a bums. I didin have any money, so we was playin for likker. I totally shwept those poor shaps."

*Sako starts pulling flask after flask of dubious liquids out of his pants.*

"Er... Shay, whadappend to my car?"


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Y: "Ah, sorry Sako, it was an act of god."

Chaos_Descending and Sako just look at Yevaud. After a minute he shrugs.

Y: "Okay, or maybe Wolfie, whatever."

As the three set off on foot to rendesvous with their companions, Yevaud seems distracted by something. After a few blocks, he shakes his head as if to clear it, sighs unhappily, and stops in his tracks.

Y: "I'm sorry, Chaos, but remember how I said I wasn't sure how long I could stay? I'm afraid I've got other business to attend to that won't wait, so I'm gonna have to leave the partying to you guys at the moment. I'll have my eye on you, though, and if I get the chance you can bet I'll drop in again. Til then, be well, and enjoy yourselves!"

After farewells are said, Yevaud waves a salute and takes off down a cross street, whistling softly to himself.

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Strange guy... Like him but strange guy.

*Into radio*
BDM, are you there?

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"yea, sorry C_D, we were setting up, your misson complete?"

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Perfectly, we picked up another car and are on our way to meet it. Give me some directions and we'll have booze there in no time. HOw did you mission go?

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weeeeeell...we got a good chunk of liquer....but we haven't secured a new bar

I decided Fuck it and secured us a field instead.

We've tapped into the electricity poles for power....Ryoko's still shaking off the effects of that though....we set up After-10's equipment, and I put Kry in charge of guarding the hard shit we got until everyone's here, I'm setting up a couple flood lights with gel-scrollers to give us some color, ....aaend--oh yea! some sorority chicks thought our bus was theirs and got on....then they saw the liquer and band and decided they'd risk their bodies to come. Our only problem is *maybe* a pig problem....but it's a tad isolated, so we should be ok

OOC:is this some minor godmoding? or am I just that good?

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