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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:34 am 
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Chaos sits at the back of the Embassy Hotel, by the bar, sipping a Ceaser (triple tobbasco). (For you Americans, a Ceaser is kind of like a Bloody Mary, only made with Clamoto juice rather then plain tomato juice). He begins to get tired of listening to a crappy band and wants something to happen. Remembering his handy dandy Bag of Chaos related items, Chaos reached in an pulls out a Progressive Luck Over Turbo. Basically it will manipulate random chance, an MAKE something happen. He activates it and waits to see what will happen.

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*Batman swings in and throws a batarang into the head of the lead singer of the band. He is promptly swarmed by a group of angry bikers and left for dead in a desolate part of death valley.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:57 am 
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Chaos: Were going to need a new band.

Chaos walks outside and sees if he can find some one he can bum a quater off.

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Wolf346 walked by the Embassy Hotel. It had been a shitty day and he was looking to drown his foul mood in a mug of cheap beer. It was pure chance that Chaos managed to collide into him while he was deep in thought, knocking both of them to the ground.

W: "Hey, watch where you're going idiot." Wolf finally saw who he bumped into. "Oh, hey Chaos."
C: "Hey, got a quarter?"
W: "Not now, maybe after I get a drink. They got good beer here?"
C: "Maybe, I didn't see."
W: "Fine, I'll pick up some beer and lend you a quarter."

Chaos and wolf then headed back into the hotel and proceeded to the bar.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:15 am 
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RyuKo was sitting at home, playing a few songs on his bass, when his phone rang:

C: "Hey RyuKo, we need a band down at the Embassy Hotel, can you help?"
R: "Yeah sure, I'll just call a few people and be right over."
*click*

RyuKo picked up his bass, and headed off to the Embassy.
"I'll call someone on the way..."


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:20 am 
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Chaos: Hey, Wolfie, we got a band coming over!!! Want a Rum and Coke?

wolf346: Sure

*Chaos orders more drinks and waits for the new band to arrive*

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*Krylex and the rest of After 10 show up after a phone call and climb up on stage and start playing Pussy control.


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RyuKo arrives to see After 10 already up on the stage and playing...
"meh, they dont look like they need anymore help"

He wanders over to the bar to join Wolf and Chaos..


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After the first song is over, Chaos goes over to the band.

Chaos: Yo, guys, what's your poison?

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"Jager and Red Bull please." Collin replied.

"I'll have a beer." Chuck yelled from the side of the stage.

"Smirnoff Ice." Mike says from behind the drums.

Aaron lights up a joint and mumbles something about a guinness.


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At the mention ofSmirnoff Ice a little asterick appears over Chaos's head *.

CHaos: Hey, RyuKo. Mind bringing the said drinks over here. I got to make a call. Kry, can I borrow your cell?

Krylex: Sure.

*Tosses Cell to Chaos. CHaos dials and talks.*

Chaos: Hey, Rob... Yeah it's me... We're having a fun time over at the Embassy... You guessed it... I'll owe you a favour... Sweet... See you in 5 then?... Great!!!

*Ends the phone call and tosses the phone back to Kry*

Chaos:Thanks, man.

Krylex: No prob.

Chaos: I just called my Godfather. He's brining in some sound equipment. Were going to blast this sound city wide!!!

*A few minuts later a few guys carrying sound equipment walks in and hooks everything up.*

Chaos: Go for it!!!

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Collin : "Allright everyone, we are going to do a little cover here, I think you'll like it."

*Aaron starts wailing on his whammy bar and starts to rip out Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue. The bikers in the crowd seem very pleased.


OCC: Just to let everyone know, I'm on guitar, Collin is lead vocals, Mike is on drums, and Chuck's on bass.


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After downing his 4th beer of the day, wolf looks around and sees the sound equipment, band and ample supply of liquor and does some quick calculations in his head.
"Looks like my day might not be so bad after all."
wolf pulls a credit card out of his wallet and passes it to the bartender.
"Here, put everything on this card, including anything else we need later."
Wolf shouts out to everyone, "Hey, all drinks are covered so don't worry about cost."


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RyuKo picks up the drinks from the bar, luckily having just avoided paying for them due to wolf's generosity..
He heads over to the stage and places the drinks down nearby, waiting for the band to finish the song.


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*Chaos walks up to RyuKo*

CHaos: Sorry about you not being able to play and all that. Mayby we can get a few of us to jam when After 10 needs a break? Thanks for comming though.

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"heh, no worries.."

RyuKo waits patiently for After 10 to finish their song. The song eventually comes to an end..

"Hey guys, I've got your drinks!"

The band comes off stage to have their drinks..
Why they are on their break, RyuKo picks up his bass and heads up on stage

(to the crowd) "Alright everyone, After 10 is just taking a small drinks break, so I'll just fill in for a while"

RyuKo gets ready and starts playing the bass line for "Come as you are", by Nirvana.


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Chaos takes vocals.

Chaos:We need a Drummer!!!

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*BDM litterally drops from the celing into the drum kit, he has a look of shock and fear. people notice an odd but pleasent smell about him. he sees the drums and starts bangin out a kick-ass drum solo*

I have no clue how to play this, but i'm sure everyone loves random shit, right!?

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*Wondering at what magic is at work here, Chaos Godmodes for just a second, allowing BDM to play a wicked set of drums for the song.*

Choas: Can we three swing it?
(pulls out a guitar)
Chaos: Care to try? Let's hit it.

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*BDM feels the power of the drum gods flowing through his arms and drumsticks.....(that or one bowl too many....possibly both)*

I feel the power, lets go

*starts a 3/4 time beat*

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