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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:52 am 
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After John and I continue our assault on the ears of everyone in the basement, we get so soused we can't stand up and we fall on our asses(since we both were probably swaying back and forth)... to the amusement of everyone.

Van and Lovely, pitying us poor bastards help john and I to chairs so we can pass out in comfort.

After this bout of generosity, I give Van a kiss on her hand like a gentleman and say "thanks." Afterwards the girls go about getting the party jumping meanwhile John and I are still going at the bottle.

After finishing the bottle, I yell to the funky squirrel behind the bar. "Janx Me!!"

another bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit comes my way and somehow, beyond the laws of Physics, I catch it. Taking another pull from the bottle, I say thanks to the squirrel (God I must be really fucking drunk) and offer the new bottle to John.

Then I light up a Camel, take a puff and must say this party is going great so far for me. Now Cat... where's the Music? I need something for my Psycadelic visualizations going on as most of my brain will ooze out my ears.
(Now just remember everyone, that Ol' Janx Spirit is VERY powerful. One bottle is the equivalent to many, many, many, MANY steins of beer and hard liquor. Of Course what I need now is a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. That would make my head explode, which might add some funky colors to the place.. :grin: )

Keep the Ol' Janx Spirit Flowing!!!

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Oooooh Chair is good now
/Cameron strarts to slowly wobel then catches himself before he falls
woa thash to mush for me
Better wake my self up
/Cameron stumbles over to a huge crate that looks to be filled with water
ooooooow theres ripples
/Then suddenly Camerons head falls into the barrel
/after about three minutes Cameron pulls his head away
That is more like it
I feel like I could go for another round but I better meet some people before I ge tsloshed again
/Cameron takes one step then falls on his face and pases out

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Hmmm, Psychedelic musings, huh?

Well, what we got here?

Nine Inch Nails? nah - too dark.
The Eels? nah, too poppy.
TISM? nah, too silly.

Oooh! Groove Armada! Perfect!
I'll cycle their last two albums, and some Apollo 440, K?

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Throw down with some Mindless Self Indulgence while your at it.

Oh, and Rammstein, 10 Minutes Down, Instant Winner, Offspring, NOFX, and maybe some POD.

But those can wait until we get done with the psychadelic music.

I like NIN.

Chris likes his music,
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Ooo, nice choices!

There's still some room in the changer, I'll whack some Offspring and NOFX in.

And MXPX, just for me.


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WOOT!

Go for the MXPX!!!!

I like the music,
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/Cameron brings his head barely above the floor and looks at everyone
Uno Mass
*WHAM*
/Then Camerons head hits the ground and he is out for a little while longer

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*ahem*

Let's not forget Rancid, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Propagandhi...


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Of course.

He he, Propaghandi - Ska Sucks.

Thats a classic,
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/Cameron brings up his head again
Play shom techno
*Wham*
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The LovelyAngel interrupts the music momentarily to post the current list of Birthdays:
<pre>
01.23.__ BandMan2K
02.02.__ The Sinister Chris
02.26.__ LovelyAngel
03.03.84 Rocky
03.18.84 Deuce
04.12.83 coldacid
05.20.__ Greyeyes
07.26.81 Muad_Dib
07.__.82 LochNeffMonster
08.25.79 screamingprincess
08.27.__ Black Raven
09.0_.76 Meteo
09.08.82 Dashiva
09.16.81 Jeti
09.22.73 mikesama
10.11.__ DrachnNacht
10.14.__ Cap'n Lazarus
10.24.79 BiShouNenKaMi
10.__.80 DadyTengu
11.11.81 Starzybrenz
11.21.81 Van
</pre>
(Some people have not released their birthdates publicly. Some of the people on the list are probably no longer in the forum.)

The LovelyAngel provides one other disclaimer: "I am not the sole hostess of these parties... some of these people I barely know... I expect that friends of the birthday person will kick off celebrations with a simple post. I'll pitch in when I have time and if I'm familiar with the honoree. I imagine that sometimes we'll just have a simple round of birthday wishes... other times the party may get more elaborate. And I'm sure there will alway be b33r in the background even if not explicitly described!"

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/Cameorn brings up his head
good nap
/He slowly slides himself up and walks over to a chair and falls in
I would tell you birth dates right now but my head hurts so much I dont remeber

I need some aspirin
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*Looks around from Stereo*

"I'm on the 8th of August. Loong time away."

*Looks back at Stereo*

"Kay, bored now. Everyone feel free to play with the music."

*Wanders of to see how BiShou is doing with the oz b33r, lashing tail.*


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2/2/82

Thats the full thing.

Groundhogs Day.

Throw down with some drinking songs!

Irish Rovers - Whiskey in the Jar

Metallica isn't as good as the original.

You can never beat an original,
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"OOOH!"

*scampers back to the stereo... moments later the "reefer song" comes blaring out of all speakers*

"hee hee hee! It's a reefer, do ya want some pleeceman, it's a reefer, do ya want a blast? It's a reefer, do ya want some pleeceman, or would ya prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

love that song
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1/23/82 that's my full date.

well, if we're playing some Heavy shit, I say we need a Mosh Pit... Who's up for some moshing?

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Ohhh music pounding my head
/Cameron puts his hand into his inner Jacket pocket
I know its here somewhere
/Cameron digs around and starts throwing bottles out of his jacket
Jd nope
Liqued panty dropper no
Water nope
There we go
/Cameron pulls out a bottle thats still in a bag
Ah liqued hang over remover
/He then tips back the bottle drinks the whole thing then chucks it into the neerest can
Ahhhhhh thats better
/Cameron jumps up does a coupple flips then stands there
yes no more alchoho in system
Now I have to pee
/Cameron walks over to a door opens it and walks in
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
/Cameron bursts out of the womens bathroom
sorry wrong door
/He then runs into the mens bathroom

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Even with all the music blasting through the stereo, we manage to get the Dark, Dank Basement™ ready for another birthday party. All the usual stuff is in place: decorations, snacks... and of course a number of tubs filled with cans of b33r and s0d4. On the wall where we usually hang the banner is... a banner!

<center>HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY, BANDMAN!!</center>

For some reason, somebody has posted a "Pin the Leaf on the Tree" game on one of the walls. :wink:

Guests are starting to arrive for the fun.

[OOC] OK, minna-san! You know the drill! Start posting your birthday wishes and (optional) gifts! [/OOC]

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/cameron trudges out of the bathroom
Damn alcohol goes fast through the system way to fast
now I heard something about a mosh pit
/Cameron gets into the middle of the dance floor and jumps around by himself
Come on join in everyone

Lets mosh
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Oooh! It just keeps going and going!

*Looks around*

Is bandman even here yet?

Hey BANDMAN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?


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