ZOMBIE FORUMS

::falls down dank basement stairs::

I heard there was a party going on. A never-ending party at that. ::drops off a six-pack in the fridge:: How long till this baby is flying on a hunk of rock around a rocky planet? HAH!! Then it'll be a party!!!
::squirts silly string on ceiling into lude shapes:: Theeeere we go. Now, don't bother telling me what's happened because it was all pointlessly uncool until i got here anyway. And before you ask, the dolphin's are with me, and they cost 50 bucks a piece...if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't bother asking, your too young anyway.

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Veteran Nairohe Poster
Initiated KYHM n00b(watch out for the fucking dolphins)
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Tenou on 2002-10-03 21:18 ]</font>

Good god mad... that's utterly frightening... and amazingly thought provoking as well... well done, as always... and I still think it should be called...

The Kraken, Titan of Dildos!

And if I admit that I've overthrown Kit...

I was born in 1988.

Your all evil!!

That was the one thing on this board that I could call my own, and you sick basterds have nicked it!

From a cloud of dust emerges a speeding silver bullet which is recognizable to some as the Miyuki Special of the LovelyAngel. The hyperpowered Volkswagen Golf screeches to a stop in front of a nondescript building. In a heartbeat the black-catsuited figure of the LovelyAngel springs from the car, flings open the hatch, and grabs a load of goods. She hustles the boxes through a doorway and down a set of old, wooden stairs.

Things look about the same... maybe a little dusty from disuse... but workable... Thoughts streaming through her head are the only distractions to entertain the LovelyAngel as she makes more trips to unload her car. People are often surprised at how much a Golf can actually carry. After the seventh trip, the car is empty, and the LovelyAngel proceeds with setup.

Her hands move quickly as she works. And in the space of an hour, the Dark, Dank Basement™ is again ready. Perhaps not surprisingly, it doesn't look much different than the first time... colorful streamers and balloons overhead... tables laden with tubs of b33r and s0d4... trays of goodies...

The LovelyAngel stops and looks upon her handiwork. We shall not let Thursday come and go unobserved! This year is not to be a repeat of last year! On the far wall is a large banner:

<center><font size=+1> Happy Birthday, BiShouNenKaMi!!! </font></center>

One wrapped gift sits alone on a table. The LovelyAngel is not expecting many guests here this week. Perhaps the guest-of-honor himself is unavailable. But the room is ready, and that is all that matters. She takes a ky0t0 k0l4 from a tub and sits back on one of the couches... waiting to see who might show up.

<font size=-1> [OOC] *Still* too busy to participate in fun road trips, battles, and the like... but otherwise life continues to go well... [/OOC]</font>

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LovelyAngel
<font size=-1>"Be the best. Have fun. No compromise"</font>

<font size=-1>(Hadta fixa typo)</font>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LovelyAngel on 2002-10-22 09:43 ]</font>

A force greater than myself calls me draws me near...

The Universe calls me...

I am here!

...

Phew! Thank god I didn't miss this one...

My God, she's still alive? . . . I thought she was one of those boardies that didn't show up anymore . . .

::Kitsune looks behind him::

You know, that Dimensional Shambler's still running around back here . . . Mebbe we should clean it up before Bishou's party starts?

wahey, more old people.

Now. What do we give him?

A clone of Luci?

well im all for a big bash let's go! pulls out 1337 b33r <D

You know, it's thursday already here...

I'm always stuck waiting for you guys!!!

*BiShou steps from reality and enters the world of the Basement. Standing outside the door, he runs his fingers quickly through his hair, and brushes a bit of lint off his pants.*

Well, not like they have any reason to... but let's see if anyone remembered... *sigh*

*He takes a step and opens the door wide, stepping in...

Smiling, he notices the decorations and the food and the turnout... Even though off in the corner, Kitsune and TMT appear to be arguing over something...*

"Get im a gun!"
"Naw, get him a neko-girl!"
"He already HAS one! What about a gun?"
"Why the hell do you want to get him a gun?!?"
"I dunno, I'm being out of character!! GUN!"

^^;;; Right... *he moves over and grabs a b33r, then smiles to the guests. He clears his throat and smiles, moved*

Awwww... you shouldn't have. ^__________^

-BiShouNenKaMi
I am here! And to think... this is also the first anniversary of the start of this place, too... (well, from the other boards, more or less... ^^;; )

He's HERE!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

*UWC stops running around and replaces the lampshade.*

AHEM. For you birthday, I supply you with an interdimensional tap, that is connected directly to the Coopers Brewery in South Australia. Best beer in the world.

Happy Birthday!

"BISHOU! you old fart!" mad screams from the top of his drunken lungs as he plunges from the crowd to throw bish in a freindly, but rough headlock. "hahaha! happy fucking wossname!"

"...birthday dude."

mad noncholantly tooses the empty beer bottle at the source of the voice, followed by a 'klok!' and an "ow!"

"whatever, the point is...i forgot tha fuggin' point...no...." as mad mumbles, he snags another beer, and takes a swig, finally letting go of bishou.

"oh yeah, the point is, we loveya man, an, an, happy fuckin' birthday."

mad slouches on the wall, grinning like a cheshire cat on acid. suddenly he flings himself to his full height. "now LET'S DRINK SOME GODDAMN PISS!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE.

Well FUCK! That's goddamned brilliant, UWC! Thanks!

*he takes the tap and stows it in his cloak, then turns back and sees UWC standing closer, eyeing the pocket with the tap*

Let me guess... You want a drink, right? *he laughs*

*he reaches to the tap, when suddenly he's thrown in a headlock*

"hahaha! happy fucking wossname!"

...birthday dude. ^^;;

"whatever, the point is...i forgot tha fuggin' point...no...." *Mad mumbles, snags another beer, and takes a swig, finally letting go of BiShou*

"oh yeah, the point is, we loveya man, an, an, happy fuckin' birthday."

*BiShou watches Mad slouch to the wall, then suddenly he fling himself to full standing. "now LET'S DRINK SOME GODDAMN PISS!"

^^;;; Um... right........ *BiShou tosses back the rest of his b33r and grabs for another one*

-BiShouNenKaMi
Hahahaha... EDITED to include Mad...

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BiShouNenKaMi on 2002-10-24 07:11 ]</font>

No, really, it's just your new cologne...

I come slithering out of the shadows in the form of Uncle Pervy. I see Lovely and she freaks out as I'm sure most women don't like to be within eyeshot of a Tentacle Monster.

'LOVELY! Good to see you here! Hold on for a sec. Anyone got some Scotch?'

Bishou is kind enough to throw me a bottle from the bar. I down it and a White light envelops me. When it dies down, all can see that I am back as Bandman with the Trenchcoat, Cigar and Porkpie Hat.

'Ahh, that's better. I've been using Pervy so much that I'll have to make an early appointment with my Schoolgirls to get more energy.'

I go up to Lovely, take her hand and kiss it, like a Gentleman should.

'Sorry if I freaked you out like that, but I got some new powers while being here. Pretty interesting huh?'

Lovely and I talk for a bit then I turn my attention to Bishou.

'Well it's about damn time man. I'm just glad I made it here on time. Here you go...this'll put some spring in your step.'

I hand him a vial containing a black substance.

'Don't worry, it's completely safe. In fact, it'll taste like strawberries. This is a derivative of Pervy's blood that's been chemically modified. If you drink 1/4 of the vial, you'll have a form of Pervert Radar that'll be more powerful than any man could ever hope for in finding good hot women.'

'If you drink 1/2 of the vial, you'll have about half the strength that Pervy does including the ability to take it up another notch if need be. Now if you're adventurous and take the entire vial down, then you'll be almost on par with me and have the ability to transform into a Tentacle Monster. Of course your form would be way different than mine, but in the end you would have the tentacles.'

'If you go the full way, then you need to know that all you need is to drink a bottle of Schlitz to activate it. I have to drink Schlitz and use a Hentai Manga (Preferably Cool Devices or Ogenki Clinic) to activate. Now if you mix Schlitz with another you can get other abilites. I for example can take the beer and a bottle of Mad's fave drink, Cougar Bourbon, to turn red instead of blue and have the ability to have Ki attacks.'

'It all depends on how much you're willing to drink and enjoy. Hope you like it Bishou...now WHERE'S THE BEER!'

Mad comes up to me with some Australian Beer.

'Thanks, Mate. Happy Birthday Bishou!'

The LovelyAngel jumps down from the table she had moments before leapt onto and taken a defensive stance when the tentacle monster appeared. Since no one else in the room had reacted to the monster's arrival, she had waited to take action. Good thing, too. In a few moments the tentacle monster had been replaced by BandMan.

She is still defensively wary as BandMan approaches her. But he takes her hand and kisses it, and the LovelyAngel can see that this is indeed the person she knows going back to the original Initiation Fight.

"Sorry if I freaked you out like that, but I got some new powers while being here. Pretty interesting huh?" BandMan strives to put the LovelyAngel at ease.

"Uh... no kidding," the LovelyAngel can't think of a proper response. "I know I've been away a while -- but this? I guess this place has never been boring -- rifts, killer cats, nanotech, and magic and all... I do have some monitoring equipment in place, but I haven't had a chance to review all the transmissions. You're going to have to fill me in sometime."

BandMan smiles and nods. He then goes up to BiShou and presents him with his birthday present. The LovelyAngel waits until they have finished talking, then she approaches the guest of honor.

"Happy Birthday, BiShou!" She gives him a big hug and presents him with a small, colorfully-wrapped gift. BiShouNenKaMi quickly slips the bow and ribbon off and removes the wrapping paper. He takes the lid off of the small box, "It's a bracelet! No... wait... it's a watch!" He lifts the silver jewelry from the box.

"It's a little of both," the LovelyAngel replies, taking the watch from BiShou's hands and fastening it onto one of his wrists. "It's also something else."

She presses one of the buttons on the side of the watch. A holographic display materializes in the air above the watch face. "Exploitation Now," the LovelyAngel says into the watch.

The hologram changes, displaying in mid-air a six-panel page of the the web comic.

"The bracelet links are high-density storage, containing a vast library of information -- including, of course, Poe's entire output of artwork. You also have a satellite link to the Internet and a voice-activated search engine and holographic browser." The LovelyAngel smiles and winks. "If you thought you were an Internet junkie before -- well, this is really going to set you back!"

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<font size=-1>Happy Birthday as well to the Original Never-Ending Party (R.I.P.), born October 24, 2001</font>


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LovelyAngel on 2002-10-24 14:15 ]</font>

Hmmm, seeing as we can offer anything in the world...here you go

hands Bishou a key

WTF a key? To what? A Porsche?

No. Everything. A true skeleton key, will open any lock in the planet. Including, for no real reason, combination locks.

Enjoy.

Mad grabs another beer from the bar, and frowns for a moment, the frown quickly passing. "present...."

suddenly, mad beams, and he is digging through his pockets, until he brings out a little notebook, held together with skotch tape, and seemingly anchient, in the terms of modern-day notebooks at least. "lessse...no....no....no....no....no...ah-HA!"

mad tears a page from the notebook and hands it to bishou. "here. it's a copy og my 'disturbing mental image' rune. all you gotta do is slap it on someone's forhead, and BLAM, they get slammed with some of the most twisted, nasty shit iv'e ever see/thought. pretty potent shit. put just about anybody into a coma, or at least shock."

mad grins, "one-use only though" Mad then spies Band, and grins even more,qwere that possible. Mad once again begins digging through his pocket, untill he brings out a small purple glow. the glow quickly enlarges and transforms into the shape of a womman in her early 20's, purple skin, dark blue hair, and in a cocktail dress, the back cut low to accomodate the number of curled up cuntentacles on her back. it's Luci in her Sexy Lady form. Oh! this room bubbles with good emotions! they all seem so happy! "it's a party." mad says to the silent girl's thoughts flowing through his head. "we are celebrating Bishou's birthday. Band is here somewhere too," Luci was about to ask what a birthdy was, but all such thought flees her head at the mention of her champion, and she smiles sweetly to mad and disappears into the crowd of revellers in search of him.

Mad just smiles ruefully and goes hunting for a bottle of cougar, intending to get drunk enough to obscure the bundle of thoughts in his head that is Luci. "REALLY don't want to know what her and band get up to."

OOC:the rune i gave bishou is the same one i used in SoTN's initiation. it seems like a good one, and well, it fits my custom title. i was thinking og the uberdildo as a present, but then remembered the rune.

the only people that can hear Luci's thoughts are Band and me. and if she talks, blood shoots out my ears and my head hurts, s she doesn't make a habit of it. noises and laughing are fine, it's words that hurt.

happy birthday Bish, and happy anniversary to the thread! yay! /OOC