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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2002 6:29 pm 
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I'M RIGHT HERE, NO NEED TO SHOUT!!!

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Well thanks for throwing up this little shindig. Thanks for the well wishes Wild Cat and Thank you Lovely for getting this all set up for me. You're wonderful!

As for me.. I need to sober up..

*grabs bottle of blue pills out of jacket pocket. Takes 2 and downs them. Within Seconds, No more drunk, no hangover... KICK ASS!!!*

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Oh there you are.

Here, have a mexican leprechaun.

*hands Bandman a small green drink*

What's in it? Err, apples, mostly apples...


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The LovelyAngel picks through the cans in one of the ice-filled tubs until she finds her usual s0d4, a ky070 k0l4. She pops it open and takes a sip while watching the guests arrive.

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Well, this is eerie... I just went back to check posts in the old forum... it's so pokey I only check every couple of days or so... and I now see BandMan's post in the old Never-ending Party. After a "Huh?" to myself, I note that the time is prior to when I set up his party here. Honest... I hadn't seen it before now!
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The LovelyAngel interrupts BandMan's b33r drinking to hand him a small gift-wrapped parcel. "Happy Birthday, BandMan!"

BandMan: "Aww! You shouldn't have!" He opens the package. Inside are two bottles and a black and yellow book. One bottle is labeled Master Blacksmith's Damascus Steel Cleaner and Restorer, and the other bottle is labeled Master Blacksmith's Damsacus Steel Polish.

"Awesome! Thank you, LovelyAngel!" He then reads out-loud the title of the book.

"GUGES-D for Dummies!"

BandMan gives the LovelyAngel a look.

The LovelyAngel grins sheepishly. "Yoshi suggested it to me!" :wink:

Someone turns up the music, and the party continues.

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I see the two bottles of Restorer and Polish, I figure "Well, at least I can repair the blade that William was so nice to screw up."

Then I notice the book "Guges-D for Dummies"

Before I can say anything or do anything, Lovely says to me, "Yoshi suggested it to me."

"I'll probably need it, just in case something happens, and perhaps I can augment some of my stuff with their equipment. Oh well, I've got no hard feelings for Yoshi and Thank you Lovely."

I give Lovely a hug and Kiss on the cheek.

"this is very thoughtful.. now if i can only keep myself from getting drunk on the Mexican Leprachaun (i'm guessing Tequila with some sort of apple juice or something like that)"

Well let's keep this party going! IT'S ALL GOOD!!

*The only thing that could suck is that this is the ONLY place where i'm having a birthday party. I'm at college and work for today so when i get home, there's no cake, no presents, no nothing. So I better enjoy it here on the Net*


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actually, it's tequila and creme de menthe.

Much more deadly.

The apples quote is from Pratchett, about a drink called scumble.

Hey Van, can that keg of yours do a good pint of scumble?


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I'll have to remember that... thanks Wild Cat

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Happy Birthday Bandman!!!!

/Chris busts out with a rift

Okay, stick your hand in.

Bandman: What?

Your birthday present is in there.

/Bandman sticks his hand in feels around and pulls it out

Bandman: There's nothing in there?

No, its not what was in there, its what it did to you. You now have the retractable handgun from Trigun in your hand.

Happy Birthday yo,
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hey now i remeber my b-day is aug 28
to bad its way past
well hey i might as well give you a present
since its the thing to do.
just let me find something
/Cameorn sits there with his hand in his iner jacket pocket then inserts it up to the elbow
I know theres something in here i can give you
/the next thing you know cameron is inside his pocket with only his legs sticking out
mhmmhmammam
/then cameron comes out of his jacket with a big box in his hand
I had to wrap it really quickly
open it band man
Bandman: okay?
*Bandman opens up the box and out jumps a three foot tall mechanicle version of Bandman*
Hope you like him orderd him acouple days ago

Its miny you
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After Chris tells me to reach into the rift, I put my left hand in and then retract it. Not getting anything, he tells me I now have Vash's retractable handgun.

I hold my hand out and all of a sudden my left hand splits apart between my thumb and forefinger. A gun shoots out and my hand recombines, with a machinegun in place.

I look at it in wonder and say, "I'll be damned. This kicks serious ass! Thanks Chris"

A lifesize target of William materializes in front of me. Targeting the gun, I aim for William and pull the trigger. A massive burst of bullets escape from the gun and go for the target, however the kickback makes me lose control of the gun and it wanders all over. I release the trigger and the gun becomes silent.

Thankfully no one was injured, but the target of William was cut in half by the gunfire.

"Holy shit. Same problem Vash had. Must have to practice it some more. Thanks again Chris."

Chris: "No prob."

I then see Spy come up to me. When he jumps into his jacket pocket, a sweatdrop forms on my forehead and a puzzled look on my face.

He finally jumps out and gives me a present. I open it and see a 3' tall mechanical Me. He starts up and opens his eyes.

"Hey there! Got Scotch?"

"Here, try a Mexican Leprachaun"

He takes a swig and starts stumbling in a drunken stupor.

"Yep, that's me all right. Thanks Spy"

Thank you all for this party. This has been a great blast and some "interesting" presents.

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Note: Spy is in an alternate dimension because he got sucked through a portal, I am using Cameron aka John and Zag because i do not want to have alternate me's since i dont want to copy Chris

What do you mean Spy
Im Cameron Worthleston
Do you know where spy is at
I have been trying to locate both him and Zag
we were suposed to meet at BB&G
Is this BB&G
Oh well if it is then Zag and Spy will show up here soon

well I am glad the miny you is to your liking
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Sorry Cam, my mind was swimming a bit and I thought you were Spy. Here, have a drink on me.

*hands Cameron some JD*

Thanks.

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Thank you for the drink
its understandable
I mean I am Spys twin cousin
(inside Joke)
well I think this party is going great

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Whoa when did I learn to throw my voice
this is pretty cool
Maybe i should try it again
/Cameron gets a really weird look like he is having trouble breathing and sudenly poof he inhales
Damn must be a once in a lifetime thing
Oh well
well lets get this party started

Anyone care to tango
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It is now February in Kyhmspace, and once again the Dark, Dank Basement™ is decorated for another party. As usual, balloons, b33r, streamers, Pocky,™ b33r, chips, sushi, b33r, s0d4, pretzels -- and, oh, did we mention? -- b33r is everywhere.

An odd-looking paper-maché piñata is high overhead. It looks something like a crash test dummy -- faceless and lifeless -- and it has the word "n00b" written across its forehead.

On the usual wall is a banner:

<center>HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY, CHRIS!!</center>

The LovelyAngel looks up at the piñata and shakes her head. Ah, well, what can you do? People are what they are -- and everyone is different -- thankfully! She sets out one more tray of snacks and waits for Chris and the guests to arrive.

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*BiShou awakens to total darkness. Something has gone wrong.*

WTF? Where the hell am I? Last thing I remember was some kind of party, and lots of b33r... Oooooh, my head...

*BiShou rold slightly to the side, and picks his Everlit Cigarette up off of the smoking remains of someone's coat. Dustin it off, he pops it in his mouth and inhales. His head clears and his eyes adjust.*

Ne? Why the hell am I in the goddamned coat closet of the Canadian National Tower?? *he stands, and as he does, a beeping goes off in his cloak* Hmmm... *he checks it* Ah, I see... it's almost Chris's birthday. Well then, goess it's time to find my way back to the Basement... *he stops and looks around as he turns the handle and pushes the door open*

<font color=darkred>If there's anyone else in here passed out, wake up... It's time ta head off for another party. Let's go!</font>

*a figure moves in the distance*

[OOC] *BiShou feels like having a lil "B-Day present shopping, trying to make it to the basement, avoiding the law" type session before he arrives. It'd be best to ignore him.* :grin: [/OOC]

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I'm sorry to say it, but I'm gonna be internet-less for the next couple of days.

My Great Grandfather (Who I'm the weekend caretaker of) recently had a couple of surgeries and requires 24 hour care.

So, filling in the role will be I, the oldest of the Great Grandchildren, and the only person mature enough that doesn't have a real job.

However, I will get payed for it, so I'll be back on Monday.

The party should still be going.

My parties always do...

With that, I only ask that you save the piniata, I want first whack.

See you guys on Monday.

*With that Chris leaves the basement and makes his way to bed so that he'll be ready for a full weekend*

I just hope he doesn't have an attack.

Or poop on the floor,
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Damn, what am I gonna get HIM?

Hmmm, time to start looking around the multiverse.


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*That's the question: what do you get a guy that can pull anything he wants out of rifts?*

With that in mind, I'll do some shopping too.

*Mind's gears start turning then seize up after too much use... damn, anyone got WD-40?*

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