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Author:  MiaoMing [ Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:04 am ]
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(For once, I'm on time for a birthday!)

(I think.)

*Miao sneaks in, leaves a present by the door, and sits down to watch Kitsune's antics fondly while she waits for the party to start. Silly Bakaboy.*

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Author:  Ezelek [ Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:07 am ]
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*Like a silent ninja, Chibi-Ez hides in the rafters, ready to suprise the upcoming birthday-personage. Well, he would be, but the damned rafters were a bit higher than he was, and even with a chair, he couldn't reach them*

Baka rafters... Ninja vanish!

*Chibi-Ez hides underneath the chair, in an extremely stealthy manner*

Author:  The Electric Pope [ Sat Feb 01, 2003 3:22 pm ]
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(EP sneaks in through a back door, carrying a cooler with a present precariously placed on it)

Hope I don't miss anything too big

Author:  Urban Wild Cat [ Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:04 pm ]
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*Urban Wild Cat turns off the lights, and ducks behind a table.*

Be kinda an anticlimax if he doesn't turn up now...

Author:  madadric [ Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:12 pm ]
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*mad passes Ezelek a Ninja Whiskey, and continues to drink his 7up.*

"the shrimp likes his water, but it goes straight tohis head."

Author:  Parallax [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 1:38 am ]
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*H-Kat in comes rolling atop a keg*

Shitshitshitsh-

*As he procceds to crash into a wall*

"Kuso..."

*As he straightens himself up, he grins, and snaps his fingers.*

"I come bearing gifts."

*Almost a blur, in comes the entire cast of saved by the bell, bound and gagged, surounded by ninja hos.*

"I'd swear, if D didn't give me a group rate..."

*H-Kat walks away from the cast*

"Do with 'em as you will...*

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 7:52 am ]
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/Chris, for the first time in a long time, uses the front door of a place

/Chris slowly walks in, not a word spoken by anyone as he slowly makes his way to the keg next to BiShou

/Chris grabs a glass from next to the keg and fills it to the top

/Chris turns around, looks at everyone and proceeds to down the etire glass

/Chris grins as he wipes his lips

So its true, the stuff does taste better upon legal lips.

*Everyone busts out and walks over to Chris*

*Random congatulations are given*

I'm so sorry I haven't been around recently. I thought I was gonna have enough time to check the MB recently, but I've been so busy I haven't even archived my web comics in over a week. It is both an honor and a privaledge to consider you all my friends.

Now, WHO WANTS TA GET HAMMERED?!?!?!

Author:  Urban Wild Cat [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 7:58 am ]
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Happy B'day man!

I got your present right here... hang on... just one minute...

*UWC ducks outside*

"TETSUOOOO*THUNK*..."

*UWC re-enters the party, and tosses TSC a set of keys, only slightly bloodstained.*

Yeah, it's the, er big red motorcycle out front... Have fun!

Author:  Xanilus [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 10:17 am ]
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BiShou stands silently and pulls the zanbato out of the floor. He makes his way to TSC and tosses it up a bit, flipping it around and presenting it hilt first.*

Happy birthday, yo. Here's hoping this comes to better use by you, than it did to its previous owner... *BiShou whipes a spot of blood from the blade*

(A zanbato is a large ass sword, wielded by Sanosuke in Rurouni Kenshin)

Now... Shit, I should have shared a drink with ya when I saw ya earlier... Ah well, next time, perhaps. *he nods and raises his glass* For now, we drink here!

-BiShouNenKaMi
It's good for killing things. *shrugs and laughs*

Author:  Ghost [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:27 pm ]
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(OOC Addendum: Seung Mina from Soul Calibur uses a Zanbato. At least, that's what it says in her Profile. I have no way of verifying this. /OOC)

Kitsune reappears, holding two very small discs.

"That's IT?" the H-Kat asks incredulously. "What could THEY possibly be?"

Kit grins, and holds them out to TSC. "This should warm your black little heart, Chris . . . Every pornographic image ever created in any shape or form, excluding scat, since the creation of the medium. And until it unfortunately gets abolished in the year 4000 AD. That era really sucks. On the plus side, it's got terrific data storage, which is why they all fit on these two little discs."

He pauses to let the info sink in, then continues. "The discs already have the necessary software that will allow them to run on a DVD drive. If you don't have one of those, I'll get you one. But . . . enjoy yourself. Don't get a heart failure from the quality stuff."

"And . . . happy birthday, TSC."

He turns to the bar. "Something that will get me plastered, please. I need it after trying to find that." Muttering to himself: "Oh, sure, it was easy figuring out how to GET to 4000 AD, but it's a bitch coming back."

Author:  themadthinker [ Sun Feb 02, 2003 6:24 pm ]
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*wakes up from a random dusty corner*

Woah, more birthday fun.

*rummages through big bag o' things, and pulls out what looks like two little figurines*

On closer examining they are two 6 inch high models of women, perfectly shaped.


Here ya go. Your own pockelez's. That's pocket lesbians for you uninformed. If your ever bored, just speak the words "Entertain me" and watch to your hearts content.

Enjoy.

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Mon Feb 03, 2003 6:04 am ]
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So now I have Kaneda's bike, a big friggin' sword, all porn known to man minus the skat ones, and my own personal pocket lesbians.

This is awesome!

Thanks guys. All of this stuff goes great with a severe buzz!

I'm hoping to post as often as I can, and anyone that feels like gettin' pissed in my honor may do so at any time.

You guys are awesome,
The Sinister Chris

PS: I have now bought my own booze, ordered a drink at a restaurant, and went in to a bar for the first time all in one day!

Author:  Ezelek [ Mon Feb 03, 2003 6:34 am ]
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*Throws TSC a strange looking flagon*

It's a never-ending flagon of Ninja Whiskey! You can be drunk... forever!

Author:  MiaoMing [ Mon Feb 03, 2003 9:27 am ]
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*Miao pulls her present over to TSC. Something inside the box rustles and giggles.*

O Great and Wise and Powerful TSC... Please accept from this humble catgirl... her kid sister. She'll make a good slave for you. Just remember to give her candy now and then, Or Else... ^_~

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Fri Feb 07, 2003 11:21 am ]
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/Chris takes the flagon from Ezelek

Thanks, this should be useful indeed.

/Chris looks at the box from MM

/Chris pokes it with his shoe

/Chris opens it and a girl jumps out

Umm... Here.

/Chris gives her a lollipop

Go get me some cake.

Sister: OKAY!

/Chris turns to MM with a raised eyebrow

That has got to be the oddest thing I have ever gotten as a gift. I've never gotten someone's kid sister as a gift. You definitely get points for originality. Thanks... I think.

Sister: HERE!

/MM's Sister gives Chris a piece of cake

Thanks.

/MMS just stands there

Umm... Go annoy UWC for me.

Sister: Gimme candy first!

/Chris gives MM's Sister a candy bar

Now go annoy him.

Sister: OKAY!

I could get used to this... I think.

Author:  Rand Al'Tor [ Fri Feb 07, 2003 1:20 pm ]
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*Gives Chris a box*

It's a bomber jacket like the Rand from the RT thread, authentic with seemingly limitless supplies of handgrenades.. I know you've got your rifts, but you never know when you might wanna grab a handgrenade or maybe a nice potato if you're hungry.

Author:  Ghost [ Fri Feb 07, 2003 7:52 pm ]
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Chris's depiction of MM's sis is frighteningly accurate . . .

Author:  Riuku [ Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:21 pm ]
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*riuku walks in.* i know i'm a little late but here you go!
*Riuku holds out a small grey box with a green button on the top.*
its a VR holosensory gameing system.... it projects a holographic sphear of the game's inviroment around you and lets you fell everything it has almoast every 3D game out there on it so enjoy.

*riuku teleports a pepsi into his hand* CHEERS!

Author:  Urban Wild Cat [ Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:54 am ]
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Sister: KITTY!!!

...oh fuck...

Author:  MiaoMing [ Sat Feb 08, 2003 5:50 am ]
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Ooo, I get TSC points... Are they redeemable for anything? ^_~

Indeed, that is an accurate representation of my sister...

*Sister comes skipping up to Miao, dragging UWC by the tail*

Sister: Jyeh jyeh! Lookie what I found! Isn't it cute?! *Bright, cheery, innocent-little-kid smile*

UWC: #^%@#$*&^#$^&@#$@*!!!

Miao: o.O;; Meimei, you might want to put him down and run far, far away...

Sister: But the nice man said I could play with the kitty cat... *Sweet little-kid pout*

Miao: Then take kitty cat to the nice man and play with them both, shoo, shoo. *Miao edges away from the very pissed UWC surreptitiously*

Sister: *Oblivious* Okie! *Skips off towards TSC*

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