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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:24 am 
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/Chris takes the bomber jacket and tests one of the pockets

Ah, this must be the thermite grenade pocket. Thank you. It clashes with my current get up, but I can guarantee you that it will be used. Explosives and I get along very well.

/Chris takes the VR Gaming System

A fully interactive 3D environment. Its about time someone came out with one of these. Thanks, I'll definitely be playing a lot in this. By the way, are any of the games multiplayer?

*Before he can get an answer MM's sister skips up, UWC in tow*

Sister: My sister said to come play with you!

Isn't that nice.

*Before UWC can do anything Chris opens a rift and pulls out a hand full of green stuff and then blows it in UWC's face*

/UWC passes out on the floor

I think its nap time for kitty.

/Chris looks at his empty stein

Please go refill this.

Sister: OKAY!

/Sister skips off to get Chris more b33r

Wow, she is useful.

EDIT: I feel soooo sorry for you if I'm accurately portraying your sister. I was just attempting at the annoying kid thing. It's funny, but man that has to suck.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2003 6:25 pm 
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Noooooooo!!!

*UWC subsides into giggles*

Heheh, kitty...

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sure the envyroment moves with you and as long as you let it know at the start of the game it will put one to four people in and you can all play.

i havent tried out all the games but they all should work. if there is a problem just let me know. to install any new games just hold the disk/whatever ant say record. and make sure you play in a large area.

*riuku walks off to get a pepsi.[/i]

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*Miao tiptoes in and places a cake on the table, with "Happy Birthday MiaoMing" written on it in icing, with 15 burnt-out candles around the rim. She then places a note next to the cake, which reads "Help yourself; I'm not a big fan of baked goods." and tiptoes out*

*She tiptoes back in and hastily scribbles an addenum on the bottom of the note: "P.S. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, but I wuv you all anyways ^_^" and tiptoes back out again*

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Come one come all!!!!111oneone111!!!!!


Now is MioaMing's birthday and in the grand tradition of the last ten minutes I hereby present you with an army of Nerd-Sluts.


Go forth my precious Army, go forth...


<I>What do you mean shes a girl?? Well then this isn't going to be all that interesting for anyone who isn't a perver...........</i>

As I was saying, Come one come ALL!!!!

Happy Birthday Miao, many happy returns and I'd like 10% of the profits thanks.

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Whell Happy brithday! Another year closer to the grave!

And as for a present, you can have this bolter

\He hands over the large assualt rifle to MM.

May your enemys fear your wrath

\He then goes to gets some/most of the cake in one slice.

I like cake, it usually dissapers very quickly when I'm around.

Note: My cake slices are more like halfs or quaters than little slices.

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*Miao decides that maybe she'd rather stay and see the fun, and tiptoes back in, only to be accosted by Actor and... nerdsluts... o.O;;;*

Ehhhh... thanks... I think... ^^;;

Ooooo, a rifle... *Miao swings it around a bit, then somehow mysteriously pockets it* Thankee!

*Miao snaps her fingers and the half-cake is restored to its former whole state*

Bon appetite ^_^

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\He see's the cake restore to its full normal state

If you can do that with christmas cake then I will worship you as a god

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/Chris turns to MM

Very cool that its your birthday.

/Chris pulls a pill out of his pocket

TSC Corp's Nano-Esper Technology Department just recently discovered summon technology. This pill will allow you to, at will, summon any one animal at any time. This one is set to feline creatures which includes everything from a house cat to a lion. You can only summon one at a time and no more than five times a day. We're working on expanding the numbers but have yet to get there.

/Chris hands it to MM

Happy birthday.

*With that Chris walks over and gets a slice of cake and a refill on his b33r*


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Ooo... thankyou!

*Miao gulps the pill down and immediately tries to summon a jaguar*

*A jaguar appears and sits down in front of Miao, twitching its tail. Miao cuddles it, and a rather exasperated expression appears on the jaguar's face*

Oooo, oozaGOODboynow... yeth you are, YETH YOU ARE! So cuuuuuuuute...

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Small neko ears can be seen poking above a table, twitching every now and then.

"Lots of people..." A small voice pipes up, and a child of no more than four wanders out from behind the table, quickly attaching himself to Miao's leg.

"Onee-chan..." Chibi-Neko-Ez whines, looking up at her. "Ish lots of peoples...." Mrring, he reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a small jar, with a single fish-cookie inside. "For you, Onee-chan. My last cookie. H'ppy birfday!"

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*Miao kneels down and picks Chibi-Zeke-chan up, cuddling him. The jaguar makes a hasty escape, looking very relieved.*

Awww... that's so sweet of you, otouto! Thank you, little brother...

*Miao puts Zeke on the table and wills up a plateful of chocolate-chip-cookies* Enjoy ^_^

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*riuku walks over to ming* and for your b-day intertainment, me *he pulls out three swords from nowhere and every one within ten feet backs away.* aww common u gotta give me a little credit
*riuku starts to juggle them makeing them spin and twril. he also calls up a few enery balls and adds them to the flying swords.*

*Riuku catches the swords with one hand manageing to keep the energy balls up with one hand. he throws them all up high where they explode with diffrent colors.* thank you thank you *Riuku takes a bow* happy b-day ming

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And with this pretty picture,
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Vandal steps back into the basement, tossing what appears to be a tranq gun to the side as he does so. Sliding a small stylish watch from his pocket he presents to MM, a small grin on his face.

"Here. Thought you'd like this."

The watch face shows the time, of course, but there appears to be a small inset. A push of the single button enlarges the inset to cover the entire face. A second push returns it to normal.

"The little screen there," Vandal continued as MM looked up at him curiously, "is a homing signal. It picks up the signal emitted by a specific microchip which was delivered via a tranquilizer gun in the form of a small dart which has been delivered already into a suitable subject. The chip itself is undetectable and pretty much irremovable. Hope you like it."

Vandal turns and begins to head back outside, slipping a cigarette from his pocket, and a lighter from the other.

"Umm.... Vandal...." MiaoMing called as he walked away. "You said the chip was already out there somewhere?"

"Heh. Yeah. Don't worry, the dart was only a small pain when I shot Kit in the neck with it."

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(Shinigami sits alone in a dimly lit corner of the room)

Damn...I guess I'm late.

(Shin shrugs)

Well, better late than never I suppose...

(Shinigami rises to his feet, and walks to a gigantic table piled with gifts. With a slight smile on his face, Shin places a large package of high explosives among the finely wrapped presents. Atop his gift sits a hand-held detonator, decorated with a single red bow, and a simple birthday card that reads “To MiaoMing”. Shinigami notices all the happy faces around him, and suddenly feels out of place)

Social events never were my thing…

(With that Shinigami makes his exit, returning to the solitude of the night)

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*Miao giggles and applauds Riuku's amazing display* Pretty! ^_^

*Vandal gives Miao the watch* Ooooo... *Miao pushes the button and squints at the screen* Drat, he's not in front of the computer... ^^; Thank you, Vandal! *Miao straps the watch to her right wrist (bad habits are hard to break)*

Aww, Shin... *Hugs Shinigami, Protector of the Miao (^_^) right before he exits the room* Thank you very much! I suppose I won't be trying this present out just yet... but I will make good use of it *Grins widely*

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Happy B-day, MM--running short on time, but love you lots, and as soon as I get a phone card (and learn how to use it), you'll be getting yer b-day present.

::Runs AFAHC to get to AP Chem class on time::

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*Miao stares at Kit's retreating back longingly*

Phone... card... *Hearts suddenly appear in Miao's eyes* Ooooooo...

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MiaoMing wrote:
*Miao giggles and applauds Riuku's amazing display* Pretty! ^_^

*Vandal gives Miao the watch* Ooooo... *Miao pushes the button and squints at the screen* Drat, he's not in front of the computer... ^^; Thank you, Vandal! *Miao straps the watch to her right wrist (bad habits are hard to break)*

Aww, Shin... *Hugs Shinigami, Protector of the Miao (^_^) right before he exits the room* Thank you very much! I suppose I won't be trying this present out just yet... but I will make good use of it *Grins widely*


(Shinigami re-enters, having been struck by a sudden good idea. He manages to maneuvers his way through the crowd of people, and notices Kitsune quickly walk by. Shin finally reaches MiaoMing)

I think I know somewhere you might want to use your gift MiaoMing...It could very easily solve both you and Kit's problems...

(MiaoMing waits with anticipation)

...(cough) Kitsune's school (cough)

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Um...yeah.

Just thought I'd bounce this as I've been here for a year.

Woohoo! A year of my life wasted at this wonderful place.

I spend way too much time here.

Oh, I know it's the 9th in your crazy country, but here it's the 10th so there.

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