Due to abject <strike>laziness</strike> business, kyhm won't be posting till later. For now...
Regimental HQ wrote:
<center>MAKEUP OF K COMPANY (501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division)
Commanding Officer: Captain Kyhm
Executive Officer (XO): 1st Lt. Ollie
First Sergeant: 1st Sgt. Bronson
Company Chaplain: MiB
Company Sniper: Mst. Sgt. Jasper Todd
Company Motto: "Fappers Lead the Way!" (Said when saluting company officers)
Company Song: "Ladies"
(I wish that all the la-DIES were bells in a tower, and I was a bell boy, I'd bang them every hour. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were pies on a she-lf, and I was a ba-KER! I'd eat them all myse-lf. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were pot holes in the ro-ad, and I was a dump truck, I'd fill them with my lo-ad. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were bricks in a pile, and I was a ma-SON, I'd lay them all in style. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were status of venus, 'Cause then they'd have no arms to push away my pe-nis. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were sheep grazing grass, and I was a She-pard, I'd shag them up the ass. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were fish in the sea, and I was a Sperm Whale, I'd save them all for me. .)</center>
<center>1st Platoon</center>
<center>CO, 1st Platoon: 2nd Lt. BDM</center>
<center>General Helper, 1st Platoon: Master Sergeant "Gawd" OmnipotentEntity</center>
<center>Leader, 1st Squad: Sergeant "Fuck You" Grey</center>
1st Squad Makeup
Private "Jap" Kei Chisagawa
Private "Mad" Adric
Private "Canuck" Charles Fitt
Corporal "Red" Rand Altoor (Team Leader)
Private "Kaboom" Revolutio
Private "Sharp Things" Immanio
PFC Kyle "Doc" Ayre
Corporal Peter "Hamburger Meat" Mcdonald (Team Leader)
<center>Leader, 2nd Squad: Sergeant Sako "Wino" Williams (field promoted)</center>
2nd Squad Makeup
PFC "My parents were 'tards" The Mad Thinker
Private "I'm not really here" Silas Actorvius
Private "Buttstroke" P. Thai
Corporal "Wolf" (Team Leader)
Private "BAR" Bart G. Hest
Private "Twitch" Chaos
Private "Not a Girl" Squabie Pavlichenko
Corporal "Mine's Bigger" Vicky Baker (Team Leader)
<center>Leader, 3rd Squad: Sergeant/Field Medic "Oh God Make it Stop" Gias</center>
3rd Squad Makeup
PFC Todd "Raw Meat" Zehner
Private "Goner" Pilot
(Unofficial) Private Risky "Whore" Young
Corporal Jimbo "Bitch Slap" Jones (field promoted/"team" leader)
Private "Chaingang" Superkuh
Private Alex "Scurvy Curvy" Setyuna
Corporal Brian "Z-Dawg" O'Neil
Corporal Thomas "Asmo" Coombs
<center>Leader, 4th Squad: Some NPC</center>
4th Squad Makeup
8 NPCs, 2 corporals and the rest PFCs or Privates
Fixed, except for Krylex's usurping of the company.
Reposted at the end of the thread. So people can actually get at it.