ZOMBIE FORUMS

KIA is usually confirmed dead, ie you were seen to die or were found dead, the MIA usually turns into POW or KIA pretty fast, although every 'unknown soldier' tho quite quite dead, does not attach an official KIA to whoever th person actually is, that's one of the big things dogtags are for, so thatyou can confirm who the blown to bits and probable human remains are you find a few weeks after you capture the no mans land they have been in since the last counterattack

also it allows casulty figures to be artificially lowered, you might have actually had say 50 soldiers dead, but only 30 were confirmed KIA due to their identity being known, the others are classed as MIA for a while at least. suddenly your death figures are down, on paper at least

go on, ask me another

Where DID my left sock go? I havn't been able to find it the past week.

-MiB

That was sock?



oops...

Remember, the next time you feel like eating something: Sock is spelled with an s, not a c.

Same fee as always, and you better share some of that "medicinal herb"

SHHH!...shhh...not so loud...company chaplan's a hard-ass about that...now get your ass in here, "Soldier" *laughs at joke nobody else gets*

Todd leans back against a tank Pilot is busy rehauling, pulls his hat down over his face, and slips a sticker out of his pocket--it's bright orange with puke-green backing, so nobody can miss it.

Gias passes by and walks up, expecting a new playmate. Then she sees the sticker.



She pouts, then walks away.

Awww... I was only going to ask him to help me carry this electric generator. I got bored and made a person from all my left overs like in that Frankenstein story, but I'm having a little trouble waking him up...

Revolutio looks at Gias's haemonculus for a few moments. He then pulls out a bottle of hand sanitizer, a ballpoint pen, and piece of the Shroud of Turin. His hands florish briefly and all the items disappear. The creature promptly sits up and murmurs "Braaaaiiiinnnsss...". Revolutio smiles proudly.

I am SO not going near that ONE.

Awww, he's harmless.

*pats the creature and loses half a finger*

I say we make him an honorary soldier. What should we name him? I vote 'Stumpy.'

I would think you'd be considered M.I.A. (Most likely K.I.A.)
This being: Until they find a recognizable body part or your dog tage, you're AWOL. (i think )

:: squeals happily and hugs the creature, then punches it in the jaw as it tries to bite her::

Yay!! He's alive!! Now I can play with him!!!

::Gias pulls Chompy from out of nowhere and revves the chainsaw menacingly as the creature runs away screaming, then she chases after it while cackling insanely::

I just had a disturbing thought...

Gias, the company cook.
*shudders*

NO! BAD IDEA!

BAD PRIVATE!

No but seriously though, just think about it, the turkey dinners, the x-mas pork, as long as we had NPCs, we'd never run out of food.

...if Gias did the cooking, I think we'd need a lot of 'herbs' before that kind of food is considered edible.

Oh yeah? Well when you're all starving to death and the only source of nourishment are the fresh and/or mutilated corpses of our enemies, THEN we'll see how edible my cooking is.

Note to self: Add chives and oregano to fragmentation grenades.