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*Wolf stops pulling grenade pins as he hears the orders over the radio.*
Oops, oh shit. I can't get kicked out of the army. There's no way I'm going back to jail. *looks down at the pile of grenades near the door that happen to be missing all their pins.* Eh, too late to disarm them now.

*Wolf pushes the pile out the door and closes it.*

Hey, does anyone know what we're over right now?


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 Post subject: *I haven't even checked if there IS a Berlin, Canada...)
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"I don't know. One moment we're in Berlin, next were in Berlin, Canada*. Then someone says that we're in Britain! I'm as lost as Ryouga."

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*The intercom crackles*
Wake up! were outside of Berlin Germany, now get ready and meat me in the cargo bay! And Wolf, dont touch anything on my ship!


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*Wolf drops the explosives he was playing with and walks away from the fuel tank.*
Fine, I'm headed to the cargo bay. But there's no way I'm meating him.


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Got my bag, I'm ready to drop.


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Location: The Land Of Chainsaw, Rusty City. 187 Blood Blvd, to be specific. Vict-.. err.. visitors welcome.
::There's a shreak of metal tearing and a rusty chainsaw blade rips a hole through the floor of the plane with a shower of sparks and almost lobs off Todd's foot until he jerks it away in fear. Gias then climbs into the plane through the hole and giggles as she pets her chainsaw, then sits down next to Todd, who cringes away from her slightly::

Hi everyone! Whew, almost didn't make it onboard, but good old Chompy lodged into the landing gear as the plane took off. Good boy Chompy! Don't know if you shoulda cut through that fuel line, but I'm sure everything'll be fine!

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*Everyone filse into the dark cargo hold, lights flash and a large troop transport flatbed car is shown in the middle of the room.*
Pilot: Well? Whatya' think?
Wolf: Its a freaking cattle truck! I expected something cool like a tank or a something, not this piece of scrap-metal!
Ancient, sounding indignant: For your information this is a high-tech piece of equipment. Now get on, were gunna go to a supply depot (hopefully without dying).


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Due to abject <strike>laziness</strike> business, kyhm won't be posting till later. For now...

Regimental HQ wrote:
<center>MAKEUP OF K COMPANY (501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division)

Commanding Officer: Captain Kyhm

Executive Officer (XO): 1st Lt. Ollie

First Sergeant: 1st Sgt. Bronson

Company Chaplain: MiB

Company Sniper: Mst. Sgt. Jasper Todd

Company Motto: "Fappers Lead the Way!" (Said when saluting company officers)

Company Song: "Ladies"

(I wish that all the la-DIES were bells in a tower, and I was a bell boy, I'd bang them every hour. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were pies on a she-lf, and I was a ba-KER! I'd eat them all myse-lf. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were pot holes in the ro-ad, and I was a dump truck, I'd fill them with my lo-ad. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were bricks in a pile, and I was a ma-SON, I'd lay them all in style. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were status of venus, 'Cause then they'd have no arms to push away my pe-nis. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were sheep grazing grass, and I was a She-pard, I'd shag them up the ass. .
I wish that all the la-DIES were fish in the sea, and I was a Sperm Whale, I'd save them all for me. .
)</center>

<center>1st Platoon</center>

<center>CO, 1st Platoon: 2nd Lt. BDM</center>

<center>General Helper, 1st Platoon: Master Sergeant "Gawd" OmnipotentEntity</center>




<center>Leader, 1st Squad: Sergeant "Fuck You" Grey</center>

1st Squad Makeup
Private "Jap" Kei Chisagawa
Private "Mad" Adric
Private "Canuck" Charles Fitt
Corporal "Red" Rand Altoor (Team Leader)
Private "Kaboom" Revolutio
Private "Sharp Things" Immanio
PFC Kyle "Doc" Ayre
Corporal Peter "Hamburger Meat" Mcdonald (Team Leader)



<center>Leader, 2nd Squad: Sergeant Sako "Wino" Williams (field promoted)</center>

2nd Squad Makeup
PFC "My parents were 'tards" The Mad Thinker
Private "I'm not really here" Silas Actorvius
Private "Buttstroke" P. Thai
Corporal "Wolf" (Team Leader)
Private "BAR" Bart G. Hest
Private "Twitch" Chaos
Private "Not a Girl" Squabie Pavlichenko
Corporal "Mine's Bigger" Vicky Baker (Team Leader)



<center>Leader, 3rd Squad: Sergeant/Field Medic "Oh God Make it Stop" Gias</center>

3rd Squad Makeup
PFC Todd "Raw Meat" Zehner
Private "Goner" Pilot
(Unofficial) Private Risky "Whore" Young
Corporal Jimbo "Bitch Slap" Jones (field promoted/"team" leader)
Private "Chaingang" Superkuh
Private Alex "Scurvy Curvy" Setyuna
Corporal Brian "Z-Dawg" O'Neil
Corporal Thomas "Asmo" Coombs

<center>Leader, 4th Squad: Some NPC</center>

4th Squad Makeup
8 NPCs, 2 corporals and the rest PFCs or Privates


Fixed, except for Krylex's usurping of the company.


Reposted at the end of the thread. So people can actually get at it.

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Perhaps add that to the first post and make this an OCC thread?

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As a late addition to the BoF Character Creation thread, i'm currently not assigned to a squad.
And that kinda puts me in limbo... :cry:

heh. just goes to show you what not checking the Forums for ONE day can do to ya.

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Ok I give up, since there's two medics (Gias and Kylaer), I'll be a spy involved in espionage and whoring... and the likes.

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Ok I give up, since there's two medics (Gias and Kylaer), I'll be a spy involved in espionage and whoring... and the likes.

As interesting as that sounds, we need the medics. Hell, when you factor the damage Gias does to our troops, it cancels out at least one person's worth of healing. We need more medics.


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Ok, fine, I'll do the medic thing too but only as a backup to Kylaer and erm... Gias

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As a late addition to the BoF Character Creation thread, i'm currently not assigned to a squad.
And that kinda puts me in limbo... :cry:

heh. just goes to show you what not checking the Forums for ONE day can do to ya.


Your character was dropped too far behind enemy lines and was captured by the enemy. Now you've got to escape from a Nazi-filled castle with walls that are all at ninety-degree angles to each other and eight feet thick, and you've got to do it armed with naught but a knife and a pistol.

I call it... Nazi Castle Escape.


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Young Asterisk wrote:
Ok I give up, since there's two medics (Gias and Kylaer), I'll be a spy involved in espionage and whoring... and the likes.

Hey! What am I? Chopped Liver?

*looks at Bio as fourth post on this thread*

Name: Kei Chisagawa
Rank: Private
Specialization: Medic
Equipment: Field Medical, Standard issue rifle

I was the first medic.

I tell ya. No respect. No respect at all...

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Akuma Kei wrote:
Young Asterisk wrote:
Ok I give up, since there's two medics (Gias and Kylaer), I'll be a spy involved in espionage and whoring... and the likes.

Hey! What am I? Chopped Liver?

*looks at Bio as fourth post on this thread*

Name: Kei Chisagawa
Rank: Private
Specialization: Medic
Equipment: Field Medical, Standard issue rifle

I was the first medic.

I tell ya. No respect. No respect at all...


Speak up, boy! You're not running about hacking people to bits, or also a whore like myself, or going out of your way with flinging about medical jargon.

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Oniko Hakubi wrote:
spiketail wrote:
As a late addition to the BoF Character Creation thread, i'm currently not assigned to a squad.
And that kinda puts me in limbo... :cry:

heh. just goes to show you what not checking the Forums for ONE day can do to ya.


Your character was dropped too far behind enemy lines and was captured by the enemy. Now you've got to escape from a Nazi-filled castle with walls that are all at ninety-degree angles to each other and eight feet thick, and you've got to do it armed with naught but a knife and a pistol.

I call it... Nazi Castle Escape.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: / :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  On the Laugh-o-matic Meter.
Been there.
Barely escaped alive.
Brought back lots of loot and some secret documents.
Whadda'ya mean i gotta go back?! Spear!?!? What frick'n Spear!?!??

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Truly, this is an idea worthy of at least a dozen games spanning two decades, minimum.

I also recommend that Hitler be killed no less than three times throughout the series.


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Truly, this is an idea worthy of at least a dozen games spanning two decades, minimum.

I also recommend that Hitler be killed no less than three times throughout the series.
And anally plundered atleast twice.


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Somewhere, Sgt. Grey is swearing at someone.

Most likely its you. And your mother.

The topic is most likely her presumed sexual relations with a Badger.


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