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Ancient
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I did say that! Several times! IN 4 FREAKIN LANGUAGES!!! HELL I EVEN PUT UP SIGNS!!!
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Actually, that WAS pretty cool. She even made them some little ears with the kidneys.
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Wolf, slight difference between Air filters for us, and the GOD DAMMED FUEL TANK!!!

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Hell he even blew up the life raft after we got on dryland. Its like theirs a secret conspiracy among the demolition crew to blow up all my stuff. Well lets see them try and blow my new, sabotage-proof, plane.
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Uh, was your plane over there? *points to a smoking crater in the ground*
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Hey, I haven't blown any of your shit up yet... at least I think I havn't...

You didn't happen to own anything at Airbase 113, did you?

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:o ... :D :D :D That wasn't my plane. Oh my God, when the general finds out you blew up his private jet! :D


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Chaos_Descending wrote:
Hey, I haven't blown any of your shit up yet... at least I think I havn't...

You didn't happen to own anything at Airbase 113, did you?

No, but I did have something at Airbase 112, why yous ask?
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Ancient wrote:
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Hey, I haven't blown any of your shit up yet... at least I think I havn't...

You didn't happen to own anything at Airbase 113, did you?

No, but I did have something at Airbase 112, why yous ask?

Mostly because Airbase 113 was the one base that we didn't blow shit up at.
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C'mon... just a lil' more to the right.... :P

::Ignores all the talk of explosives as she attempts to make a ventrilaquist's dummy from a fresh 'volunteer,' who is sadly still alive, though most likely not for very long if he's lucky.::
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Yes!! I finally got it right this time!! :D :D

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So wheres Capt? I heard we were actually getting a mission. Guess since we pissed off alot peopple by not dying on our last one, were getting a suicide mission.
*Sees Gias*
:o Thats not the... General... right?
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Gias wrote:
C'mon... just a lil' more to the right.... :P

::Ignores all the talk of explosives as she attempts to make a ventrilaquist's dummy from a fresh 'volunteer,' who is sadly still alive, though most likely not for very long if he's lucky.::
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Yes!! I finally got it right this time!! :D :D


Make him talk! I wanna see!

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And I thought the guys I went through Basic with were a bizzare bunch. . . Even with the guy eating a toad the size of his fist, and the other guys who would eat the 2-inch long cockroaches.

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Ancient wrote:
So wheres Capt? I heard we were actually getting a mission. Guess since we pissed off alot peopple by not dying on our last one, were getting a suicide mission.
*Sees Gias*
:o Thats not the... General... right?


Um.... ::looks at the medals on what's left of his chest:: no, just a Major I think. Hey Mr. Major, you're not the General, right??

(Major) kiiiiilllllll........ mmmeeeee.............

::shrugs:: Nope, guess not.

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*Pops up out of nowhere* Hey guys! Wanna pixie stick?!?! They're great; grammy's secret formula with a few modifications here and there!

*pulls rifle off back, aims, and fires a shot into the air. A bird falls down*

Darn bird's been following me all day... wait... did I just hit that without trying?!?! I gotta go tell someone else!

*dashes off*

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Gias wrote:
Ancient wrote:
So wheres Capt? I heard we were actually getting a mission. Guess since we pissed off alot peopple by not dying on our last one, were getting a suicide mission.
*Sees Gias*
:o Thats not the... General... right?


Um.... ::looks at the medals on what's left of his chest:: no, just a Major I think. Hey Mr. Major, you're not the General, right??

(Major) kiiiiilllllll........ mmmeeeee.............

::shrugs:: Nope, guess not.

You sure, I mean that would explain why the general didn't get pissed when Wolf blew up his plane
*Looks at plane, Sees a burning corpse fall out*

... Never mind.
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Name: Bart "Bar" G. Hest
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Specialization: Squad/heavy weapons
Weapon: 30. Cal Machine gun, BAR, Colt.45 , standard issue Army knife

In training "Bar" always lagged behind in assualt and marksmanship training. A combination of nerves and a defensive mindset seemed to be the cause behind this. However behind the trigger of a machine gun or a Browning automatic rifle it's a different story. Whether it's covering advances or holding the line he seems to shine in the role as support infantry, he can even fight with the mg solo if need be. When questioned about this sudden affinity for the squad weapons he responded with "I'll be damned if I let one of these wackos watch my back. Better to hang back with this metal monster sitting in front of me." Although this mistrust of his fellow soldiers is troubling "Bar" goes about his duties with no problems.

EDIT:There. Now the pun is complete.

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Ah, shit. Why do we always get freaks for medics? It's bad enough we have 6 demo-men with rather questionable certification/sanity...

Hey, Sergeant Grey? You got any idea where the Captain is?

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Bar should be carrying a BAR. I mean, come on now.
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I'm not insane. I just happen to find the insanity of others amusing when it is inflicted on someone else.

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