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Name: Silas Actorvius.
Rank: Private.
Specialization: Covert Ops.
Armed With: Kar98K, Spade, Luger, Stielhandgranate, five thousand identity papers.

The most feared covert operative on the Western Front Silas has but one mission, to find double agents posing as spys that are working for the opposition, however his second secret mission is to expose his first missions true origins to the triple spies working for the double spies under the careful watch of the quadruple spies and the freemasons working under the watchful eye of the the Scottish Royal Family, without the Spanish royal family finding out.
To prevent the double spies betraying him Silas avoids talking or even looking at anyone else (except of course triple spys posing as double spies working for the Knights Templar and hot chicks), he is so deep undercover that no-one is quite sure on who's side he is on, least of all him.
One weeks he's having diner with Hitler in Paris the next he's liberating the streets of Stalingrad, dropping bombs on London while directing Anti-Aircraft fire by radio. Milo Minderbinder is the only person he trusts and thats only because Silas is pretty sure that he is one of Silas' alter-ego's along with most of the high comand on each side and the population of the island of Malta.
His military record is considered one of the most complex documents in history, several thousand clerks are employed on all sides solely to maintain and monitor its continual evolution.
The day before D-Day he was on the ground having stolen four hundred kegs and distributing it to all the German infantry there having swum back to England for the next days events, although his arrival was technically the first invasion of Britain by the first army of the pacific island nation of Naru.

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And zip up before you touch down.

Edit: Pah, Actor snuck in there. This is, of course, a followup to BDM's post.

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Name: Jasper Todd
Rank: Master Sergeant
Specialization: Sniper
Armed with: Standard issue pistol, Springfield M1903A4

Jasper was drafted into the Army, but when his superiors noticed his tendency to blend into the surroundings, they knew exactly what to use him for. He flew through the marksmanship qualifications and passed the non-detection quals with flying colors.

When asked where he would like to serve, he asked to be put in the Airborne, as he felt that that was where he could be used to most.

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Let's see. . MiB, as far as I know, all chaplains are officers. The only thing related in the enlisted ranks is chaplain's assistant, which oddly enough is its own MOS.

Heh heh heh. . . You know I'm in on this.

Name: P. Thai
Rank: Private(can't really put anything above this, for obvious reasons. . .)
MOS: 11B1P Airborne Infantry
Specialization: Firearms of all sorts, killing at close range with the shovel
Armed with: Stolen Scoped FG-42, M1911A1, bayonet, shovel.

Pvt. Thai enlisted in the Army specifically to be a 2nd generation paratrooper and buttstroke Nazis in the face. He is proficient with many weapons, and has a perverse obsession for them. He either takes his enemies out from as far away as possible via scoped rifle, or from as close in as possible, with the dreaded shovel. He is a half-Vietnamese male, about 5'6, 140lbs. His fatigues are rather worn out compared to most of the other troops. On the front of his helmet is written "Jordan Kennedy is MY fuhrer, Nazi punks."

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Thanks rupe, fixed.

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Actually, come to think of it, I haven't seen chaplains assigned to anything lower than battalion, but since we need someone to bless our buttstocks to find the kraut's sensitive parts, it should be okay. Technically though, I've never seen a chaplain below Captain.

And whoever said something about pull-cords, as far as I know, even back in WWII we jumped static lines, so no need for that. Except for the reserve chute, that has a ripcord on it.

Also, you might want to have a specific unit within the 101st, since there could be multiple Company K's. My suggestion is the 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, since that's the unit I'll probably be posted with anyways when I get to Alaska, and they were part of the 101st during WWII.

In case anyone still doesn't know after all this time, the 101st Airborne is no longer actual Airborne, they haven't been since Vietnam. They're Air Assault; which means they fly behind enemy lines and rappel down from choppers.

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Name: Pete 'Hamburger-Meat' MacDonald
Rank: Corperal
Spec: Urban Combat Tactics (As much as anyone was in WW2)
Arms: Long Branch No. 4 Rifle, Enfield No.2 MKI Revolver


A private first class in the Canadian Army, Pete was a poster boy for the RCM, and was one of the first trained in the S14 Jump School in Manitoba. When the Canadian government lost intrest in the idea of having a paratrooper battallion in 1942, the unit was given to British control to help form the new 6th Airborne Devision. His francophone corperal refused to serve the British Army, and Peter was given an on the spot promotion.

Pete is on loan to K company for his linguistic skills, fluent in French, English, and German.

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i brought up the pull cords...

...and i just wanted a joke...;_;

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Nick: Chaos
Rank: Private.
Specialization: Sabotage, Acquisition, and being damn lucky
Armed With: Standard issue pistol. Lot’s of explosives, many different issues. Some issues are Axis in origan.

Chaos has a small amount of notoriety in the army due to his action at the draft. He ran from the draft for exactly three days, and the third day he appeared at a training base with the exact position that he wanted. Despite different officers wanting different things, Chaos eventually ended up getting what he wanted. His only other claim to fame is being trapped behind enemy lines for a week. During that week, random disruptions occurred. It is unproven whether Chaos is connected to all of them, but he was able to navigate through the confusion and report to his commander one day before shore leave. Chaos tends to cause mass confusion wherever he is around and usually comes out on top of it all. The only other thing that is know about him is that there are numerous classified files on him all over the military files. In addition, Chaos has the most “lucky shots” in the platoon.

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Name: Thomas "Asmo" Coombs
Rank: Corporal
Specialization: Rifleman/Grenadier
Armed With: Stolen Kar98k, Colt .45, Too many grenades. (He takes more grenades than ammo, and even steals Stielhandgranates.)

Thomas is a funny guy. And not funny as in "haha" funny, more like "twitch twitch" funny. As a kid he had a little thing with explosives. And blowing things up with said explosives. He also sets fire to animals, but that's another story for another time. So anyway, through his service in the military, he has access to grenades, mines and other explosive devices. He's often the last person to leave a combat zone, due to picking up grenades. He's also been experimenting with booby traps. We all feel sorry for the Germans right now.

He's of fairly average build, fairly good at running and such. He has the standard issue unshaved chin, and hair that would put a wire brush to shame. It's also rumoured that his girlfriend's underwear are under his helmet. But nobody's really wanted to check.

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Name: "Wolf", actual name not given
Rank: Corporal
Specialization: Demolition
Armed with: Grenades, mines, pistol, and most importantly, a lighter.

"Wolf" was "enlisted" after he was caught setting a warehouse on fire. Rather than being jailed for arson, he joined the army and was pretty miserable until he got to playing with grenades and other explosives. He seems to be quite skilled at setting them to effectively destroy targets though his use can often be termed as overkill, much to the dismay of whoever supplies his explosives. He was promoted to Corporal when he destroyed a hidden enemy ammo depot when he was trying to light a cigarette.


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 Post subject: ... already SIX pyro/explosive people?!?!
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JEEE-SUS H. CHRIST PRIVATE! THAT IS THE MOST DISPICABLE THING I HAVE HEARD TODAY! AND I LIKE IT! You'll do good kid, just keep your nose clean and your head down.


It's despicable, sir!

... and it is somewhat frightening that there are six or so quite literally 'explosive' individuals already. I'm not sure whether to be worried about getting enough supplies or about how not to get blown up...

Anyway, I want to be in on this but can't think of anything really...

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Name: The Pilot (they forgot his real name)
Rank: Private
Specialization: Piloting
Armed with: Standard issue pilot pistol

Pilot has been driving the platoon for years. Several drops deemed impossible due to enemy aircraft have been pulled trhough thanks to him. After clearing the air, he usually heads down to the ground and grabs the first veichle he sees. Several times he has "borrowed" an enemy veichle and rescued the team from one inferno or other brought on by its several demolition members. He has never forgiven Asmo and Wolf for blowing up his favorite plane.


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Name: Sako "Wino" Williams
Rank: PFC
Specialization: Radio Operator
Armed with: Alcohol-fortified courage, M1911 .45 ACP, M1 Garand, several crates of scotch, salaparuto, and moscato in a warehouse in Manchester.

A career drunk at the age of 18, Sako enlisted in the in the Army in 1939 in order to avoid the draft. He served in the 1st division until the end of Operation Husky, when he requested a transfer to the Airborne. His "exemplary service" and contacts among the brass ensured that his transfer was immediately approved. Since his arrival in England he has been the company's (and most of the rest of the battalion's) source for contraband alcohol, and has amassed a respectable amount of money for himself. After the war, he plans on swearing alcohol off altogether and becoming a respectable entreprenuer (READ: slum lord) in Germany.


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Name: Vicky Baker
Rank: Corporal
Specialization: Sharpshooting and COLLATERAL WHAPPITY! damage
Armed With: A pistol, a lever action 30.30, 20 foot strapon with attachments

THough not truly a fapper, Baker has a bigger strap on then all of the guys. Officials were reluctant to let a woman fight on the front lines, but their minds were soon changed (and mildly disturbed) as they saw how she could overturn a tank with one mighty swing of her strap on. Baker is eager and willing to push herself to prove her worth, but is prone to a bit of showing off (dick measuring contests, as it were). She's been known to, with the right attachments, take out a two story building with her strap on alone, which oddly cannot be seen unless it's taken out of her pants.

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Name: Risky "Frisky" Young
Rank: Whore/Medic
Specialization: Uh.....
Armed with: condoms (a hell of a lot of them), a little lady-like bowie knife and stuff associated with whores. A couple of hidden guns and weapons as well.

Cause every platoon needs a whore ;P

Thought not really part of the platoon, Ms. Young is making her way in the world the best way she knows how: screwing men for money.

Putting the "who" into "whore," Ms. Young has made her profession rather profitable and distinguished, and only gives her services by appointment only. Risky is also fiercely loyal to the men who are funding her way through medical school (as she plans to become one of the first few modern female doctors)

"Frisky," as her current job of keeping the men satiated has earned her the nickname of, noticed the lack of medics on the field, and has started practicing what she's learning in medical school by helping heal the soldiers, even if on a usual basis they're injuring each other before even hitting the battlefield.

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Wondered when a few of the girls were gonna show up. All of a sudden, I have another reason not to desert...


And when the hell is Kyhm gonna write up his character? We can't exactly do anything withought an officer.

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 Post subject: Re: ... already SIX pyro/explosive people?!?!
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... and it is somewhat frightening that there are six or so quite literally 'explosive' individuals already. I'm not sure whether to be worried about getting enough supplies or about how not to get blown up...


Somehow I feel that 6 explosive workers are somewhat low for a group like this. But if you are suppling for us, I'd suggest stocking up on as many bombs as you can get your hands on.


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Name: O. "Hakubi" Hakubi
Rank: Sergeant
Specialization: Marksman and occasional cooker-upper of plans
Armed With: Scoped M1C sniper rifle, occasionally wielded with a scavenged Luftwaffe officer's sword attached to the end; M1911 pistol

Like Kei, O. Hakubi (he refuses to give his first name) was imprisoned after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Five minutes later they realized that he wasn't Japanese and let him go... only for him to be drafted the next day. He eventually made it through basic training, despite having no less than five complete and total mental breakdowns in the process. His current mental state consists of a polite, upbeat (and slightly airheaded) outlook with occasional outbursts of rambling insults and threats of bodily harm towards anyone responsible for disrupting his current mood. The latter made him perfect CO material, but he's still not terribly fond of most of the other COs and doesn't make a habit of being terribly courteous to those higher in rank. The last person to press this issue almost got impaled, so people have learned to deal with this little aspect of his personality.

Somewhere along the line he found the Luftwaffe officer's sword and got the notion of attaching it to the end of his rifle, wielding the entire thing as if it was a large sword or halberd. He calls the entire thing "Temma Jean", and he's gotten pretty good with it, though he will be called on more as a marksman than a melee figher.

6'3", 165, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, average white-boy skin tone and a fine Roman nose.

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 Post subject: Alright, IN THE STORY it's a girl... but just IN THE STORY, 'k?
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Well... I guess I have something figured out now... or something.

Name: Squabie Pavlichenko ('random' false name)
Rank: Private (A marksman... but strangely untrained)
Specialization: Depends... usually just being hyper or something...
Armed With: A tin of homemade pixie sticks, a stuffed bear wearing a cossack hat, and a Mosin-Nagant 91/30 Sniper (just to be different...)

Squabie is young MAN who isn't hiding anything like the fact that he's actually a fe- ... err. Anyway, this young MAN isn't actually Russian, HE just carries around a Russian rifle to be different. Not too tall, not too short, Squabie is a bit on the slender side and has short hair... though it's probably not the regulation shortness. Generally somewhat energetic, happy, and optimistic, HE carries around a small tin of powdered candy in little tubes that is offered to others from time to time. There is also a mid-sized stuffed bear wearing a funny hat that is said to be a forced farewell gift from a beloved aunt. (The bear has a secret compartment big enough for a pistol or something like that)

Squabie joined the war effort in America for somewhat idealistic reasons and somehow got transfered to the 101 K as a sniper... that's still in training. Not a terrible shot, but not very experienced in any way, it's odd that HE somehow got through basic training (if HE went through basic training at all...) and managed to get a somewhat limited Russian sniper rifle... (but not that odd in comparison with some of the equipment of the other members ^_^). There is some talent to be trained if any of the other members would be willing though...

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