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"hurry!"

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*Kai fairly leaps though the door and jumps into the driver seat.*
Lets get out of here!

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/jumps into the back seat on top of Clay and the still sleeping Rally
'Lets GO NOW!'

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"all in?" madadric looks around for confirmation. "hold on to your nausea! this gets messy!"

the lumbering demons leap at the beleagured vehicle, and are met with nought but the soggy, mist-shrouded ground, and the smell of burning paint.

two steps away, on another plain of existence, a humvee appears 3 feet off the ground in a familiar looking forest, with stinking smoke rising off it and the paintwork bubbling in spots.

instead of obeying the stringent laws of gravity, the hummer floats oftly to the ground, and sinking a little into the muddy tyre tracks the humvee had made just before vanishing.

almost instantly, the hummer disgorges it's passangers, who are answering the universal call to vomit.

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*Finished barfing.*
Well at least we weren't eaten alive.

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/stands up all the way and wipes off her mouth
'yea, I guess thats always a good thing. . . '

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"ugh...that was...fun..."

madadric passes out, his mouth and chin covered in blood leaked from his nose.

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"Ergh...Excuse me little girl...but you are still standing on me..."

*Looking up at her Clay can't help but be attracted, something about her...<i>Wake the fuck up Allison! This sytem has performed an illegal operation and will be shut the fuck DOWN! She's what? <b>12!?</b> You're under stress! Get a hold of yourself. Find a bottle and drown ths pediphillia shit <b>NOW</b>!</i>...Closing is eyes, Clay gropes in a side compartment until he finds a bottle of Old Crow and starts draining it...


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*while everybody finishes throwing up and in clays case finishes downing that bottle of old crow,Kai walks around trying to figure out where the hell they are.The forest looks like any other forest but like the last one its nightime which makes him a bit nervous.*
Hey,clay can you throw me a flashlight?

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*Thunk*

*A flashlight bounces off Ghest's head. Ghest Catches it before it hit's the ground.*

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*Rubs head.*
I think you have had enough clay.
*Shines the light around.*
Well,would you look at that.I think we are on a paved road.We should get moving soon but this time im not going to drive.


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"If you wan't me to drive you need counselling about suicidal thoughts. Make Sean do it."

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*finally gains consiousness*
what did i miss? *is acting all weird as the hummer hits a bump and she is thrown and hits her head causing a head ache* oucccccchhhhh * getting her brain back she cocks her gun and is ready to shoot at anything*


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Okay,sean will you please drive?
Cause,im tired.

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/looks at clay in a quite Pissed off manner
"for the last time! I am NOT a little girl! I'm 19 years old! shit. . .'
/climbs off him and sits next to Rally
"some people I swear. . .Hey, I can drive if no one else wants to. . "

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groggily, madadric comes around, wiping at the blood all over his chin. "man, i hate that..."

mad stands up, looking around the dark foresty surroundings. "not too bad, pretty much right where we were." he grins, more than a little impressed with his good fortune. the effect is somewhat disturbing, as mad had done a poor job of wiping his chin. the grin gave him the look of a gleeful cannibal.

madadric stretches, and turns to the others, "so, we got any food?"

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*Kai climbs in the back of the car.*
I don't know,even if we did I don't think we would be able to find it.
*Gestures to the piles of ammo and guns that litter the insides of the hummer.*


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'I got twinkies!'
/pulls out a 24 pack of hostess twinkies
'there kinda smushed. . .'
/opens the pack and throws three to each person, unwraps one of her own and munches on it a lil, not really feeling like eating a thing with cream filling after all that.

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madadric wolfs down the twinkie, barely chewing it, and lets out a contented sigh.

"aaaah, sugar. forever my friend"

madadric grins, revitalized, and gives his bloody chin another innefectual wipe.

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<i> Well Dr. Crow, did she say 9 or 19? I heard the word "teen" on the end of that age. You did too? Good we're agreed. I'm not sick...ohhh...just yet. I think I've had enough.</i>


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