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Author:  Briareos [ Mon Jan 14, 2002 8:42 pm ]
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Author:  Secret Spy [ Mon Jan 14, 2002 9:05 pm ]
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Sounds like a cool place
Ill have a look see
where do I sing up and when do we start.

I know Kung Fu
Secret Spy

Author:  Spike_Speigel [ Mon Jan 14, 2002 9:07 pm ]
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I can always use a little brushing up on my combat skills

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Tue Jan 15, 2002 6:42 am ]
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Where are the guns?

Where are the guns?

Gimme,
The Sinister Chris

Author:  cyb [ Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:29 am ]
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SWOOOOOOOOOOORD!

Author:  Night Hawk [ Tue Jan 15, 2002 8:01 am ]
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*Walks in through the front door.*

Oooohhhhhhhh. . .shineys!! I could always use a brush up with my sword. Where do I sign up?

Night Hawk

Author:  BandMan2K [ Tue Jan 15, 2002 11:09 am ]
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You're never too good to not keep practicing.
I might have to also get a grip on my "powers" like that in the BB&G thread.

Now if i had those powers when I fought spike in the Mech Fight and had a MS from G Gundam, Spike would have lost instead of me.

But enough gloating... :grin:

I'm game for some sparring and practice

Author:  Secret Spy [ Tue Jan 15, 2002 8:19 pm ]
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Hey do you have any sparring practice for against psyco cats high on catnip
I need to learn to keep spike (My Cat) in line

Damn dirty Cats
Secret Spy

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Wed Jan 16, 2002 12:56 am ]
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So, what are we doing now?

I must know.

Are we sparring or something?

Just wondering,
The Sinister Chris

Author:  Urban Wild Cat [ Wed Jan 16, 2002 6:56 am ]
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One psycho cat high on catnip reporting!

I've got plenty of judo exp, but I need some strikes and kicks, and I can always use practise with edged weapons and quarter-staves.

Author:  Skulljack [ Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:01 am ]
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A true warrior always prepares for war, even in times of peace. I am interested in refining my skills, so I will participate as well.

Author:  LovelyAngel [ Thu Jan 17, 2002 7:36 am ]
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Perhaps I'm off base... I just thought the original advertisement was a parody (and I do think it is ROTFL-funny!)... but I didn't expect people to actually want to sign up... or maybe I'm misunderstanding the tone of some of the follow-on posts. (It won't be the first time I'm completely out-of-sync with everyone around me!)

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LovelyAngel
<font size=-1>"When aiming for the lowest common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero."</font>

Author:  The R. Enforcer [ Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:08 pm ]
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*watches the video*

ā€œ(sniff) Iā€™m so proud...ā€

Author:  Briareos [ Mon Jan 21, 2002 3:34 pm ]
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OK this was supposed to be a parody .. but judging from the posts people are interested so here goes:

1) This will be a Cyberpunk PBEM (play by email or bullitan board I guess)
2) If you have access to the Cyberpunk Rules 2nd ed (2020) these will be 70 point Characters No stat less than 2 no stat greater than 10 (unless a full cyborg or a bio-roid)
3) Setting is the earth in the time frame of Appleseed
4) I will be setting up a background page or PDF in the next 2 days
5) Wetware (mechanical replacement parts grafted into the body) is common (all costs 1/4)
6)Full Cyborgs are common (20+% of the combat population
7)there is NO HUMANITY LOSS
:cool:If you want to participate and don't have a copy of the rules no problem ... we will work things out.
9) Post here with any questions or interest

Author:  Secret Spy [ Mon Jan 21, 2002 7:50 pm ]
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Huh
Could you refrase that in english
Hey if you can email me the cyberpunk rules that would be helpful
my adress is
secretspy131@hotmail.com

Secret Spy

Author:  The Sinister Chris [ Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:33 pm ]
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A link would be nice too.

Ya said something about a link, or page or something?

Sounds cool,
The Sinister Chris

Author:  Briareos [ Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:50 pm ]
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Well folks sorry about the delay .. but I have the entire cyberpunk rulebook in html format now. you can find it from the link on my profile page <a href="http://www.go-ssi.com/roleplaying/">http://www.go-ssi.com/roleplaying/</a><br>
It is a very different game than BESM .. this is dark gritty and deadly .. besm is just fun and learning.

Author:  DeepWalker [ Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:23 pm ]
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I'm up for a little fun. So let's get this fight a rollin"!!!

Author:  Blight [ Wed Feb 06, 2002 4:17 am ]
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Cash is it starderd by package or a set amount, and no humanity loss your a brave GM or a stupid one or just one whos pissed to hell at the rules system and have been waiting like a good cp fanatic for 3.0 to fix the travisty.

Author:  Urban Wild Cat [ Wed Feb 06, 2002 5:27 am ]
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Quote:
On 2002-02-06 03:17, Blight wrote:
Cash is it starderd by package or a set amount, and no humanity loss your a brave GM or a stupid one or just one whos pissed to hell at the rules system and have been waiting like a good cp fanatic for 3.0 to fix the travisty.
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Ahh well to lazy to put anything intreasting here



Or intelligible.

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