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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:58 am 
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Enough Talk. Let's Go!

*Assumes a low defensive stance and starts to circle SHO with a menacing look on his face*

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*walks up and stands next to the 2 combataints*

Their is one person who can defeat your clam style *pointing at pirate* me for i am your master.

*asuming a fighting stance*

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AngryDope!
So you have returned. Do you wish to fight me? READ THE RULES! Only 2 to a fight. Wait your turn!

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*backs off*

I will fight you it will be most appropriate for the one that trained you to be the one to defeate you

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Guess im new here first night and all ill guess since almost every one gots fights lined up ill take on the tyler durden wanna be.


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ONE FIGHT AT A TIME!
READ THE RULES!
I'M BUSY!

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Uh did i say right now? No i know fucking wait geesh and i wasnt talking about you i ment sinister sinc ehe doesnt hav e a fight going and hes the tyler durden chracter in this fight club

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*SHO looks back and forth between the verbally sparing combatants*

Man, everybody what's a piece of you!

*SHO steps in and delivers a straight kick to pirtae monkey's chin, as PM reels from the forcr of the blow SHO charges again and drives a palm strik into his solar plexus!*

But hey, I called it first, come on! Show me what you got!

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well everyone on pirate then.
*runs up to pirate and drop kicks him in the head then picks him up and thows him into the closest wall*
There i've had my fun

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2 guys to a fight.
I propose AngryDope is banned from the forum!

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//ooc Anyway...//ooc

*Reels back from the blow*
Goddamnit! That hurt!
*Gets his balance back and charges at SHO with his head jutted forward and slams it into SHO's chest, Knocking down...and windind SHO*

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Look, AngryDope, you want to fight the Pirate that bad, so be it, I've already had a fight(and lost) so if you want in you got it. The rules are posted, I would respect them if i were you. Things tend to go badly when they are disregarded.

If PM is in agreement, than you can fight him. This does no t however count as a lose for me, only a postponment of our fight PM!

BTW, cool ass avatar!

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OK...if i have to fight AngryDope then i will...but your not getting away without a fight...i'll get you later!

*Turns to face AngryDope with a grim expression on his face. Run's towards him and deliveres a dropkick to his face*

ONe for you too.

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*shakes of the shock of pirates dropkick*

DAMN YOU LITTLE BITCH THAT HURT

*Charges towards pirate monkey and uppercuts him just 3" off the roof*

DAMN I HURT MYSELF THAT TIME

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*Stands up slowley with a distinck lack of teeth.*
I'll do you for that...
*Jumps into the air, pauses for a few seconds, then lands*
No real point...just everyone seems to be doing it nowdays.
*Pokes AngryDope in the left eye with his right finger*

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you mother fucker
*shakes off the attack, and then grabs pirate by the throat and lifts him aloft*

Right your infor it it now

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*Swings foot back. Then forwards to bring it into contact with AngryDope's Genatalia. At which point Angry drops PM and curls up in a ball on the floor*

HAHAHAHAHA! Suck that you dumb fuck.

And one for good luck...
*Kicks Angry in the base of the spine*

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DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
that wouldn't hurt normally fuck face
*stands up in a very croocked manner*
i'll get you now you little punk
*Grabs Pirate by the gonads and lifts him in the air upside down*
yeah how do you like this punk
*throws pirate across the room into the onlookers*

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Umm quick thing while this little dude is cussingw hy dont you just hit him? I mean while the guy is trying to pull off some one liner why not just deck him?


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*ignoring the pain and the spectators, in a last ditch attempt to humilliate AngryDope...runs round behind him and gives him the biggest wedgie ever seen throught history ripping his underwear and stretching it over his head*

Howzzat!

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