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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 2:52 am 
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Dark Angel appears in the basement of the local Lou's Tavern. He isn't wearing a shirt and his muscles, although not huge, are quite toned and ripped. On the floor, several card board boxes cut to cover the cement. The pilars and walls around are covered with mattresses, kept in place with several rolls of duct tape. The lights glow dimly, but everything is quite clear to the members of this club.

Dark kneels down and takes off his shoes and socks, both finger nails and toenails are closely shaved, so as not to cut himself. HE stands in the very center. Suddenly, Sinister appears in front of Dark.

Sinister: "How the fuck did I get in here."

Dark Angel: "You wanted to be here, remember?"

Sinister: "Alright, what the hell do you want?"

Dark Angel: "What do I want? I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

Unlike some people, Sinister gives it no second thought and swings. POW!

Dark: "FUCK! You hit me in the ear."

Dark stumbles around, grabbing his, trying to walk off the pain.

Sinister: "Well Jesus, I'm sorry man, do you want me to stop?"

Dark: "No, that was perfect."

Dark takes a swing and punches Sinister right in the gut, sinister doubles over in pain.

Sinister: "Why the hell isn't my healing working."

Dark: "Cause it won't until the fight is over. And it is over when we say it is over."

So, who here wants to know the rules of this new forum?

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I don't need rules.

/Chris, from his crouched position, lunges and shoves Dark into a support beam

/Chris backs up

/Dark fals forward

Dark: That was good. But not good enough.

/Dark goes for an uppercut and Chris goes to dodge

*Little does Chris know that Josh has brought his leg around and trips Chris, taking him to the floor*

/Dark smiles

Dark: You're better than this. Prove it.

/Chris swings his leg around and now Dark lies next to Chris

Like that?

Dark: Yeah, like that.

You best be trippin,
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Dark Angel flips his leg up and kicks Sinisiter before returning to his feet. HE then brings up his elbow and begins to drop onto Chris' chest. Chris quickly rolls out of the way, and stands up. Dark is now on his hands and knees.

Chris: "So, you invited me here so i could kick your ass? I have to say thats very funny. Stupid, but funny."

Chris walks up and kicks Dark to the stomach, 3 times. As he goes for his fourth and final kick, Dark quickly flips up, dodges the kick, which sends chris flying backward.

Dark quickly grabs his leg and twists, making Chris scream with pain. Dark then pulls Chris up to him by his shoulder and sits on his chest, pinning his arms with his knees.

Dark: "Who's laughin now bitch?!"

Dark begins to pummle Sinister in the face with his fists. Right and left, blood flys from each consecutive hit.

Dark: "Had enough?"

Sinister: "I get the point. I give, for now."

Chris' wounds begin to heal instantaneously. He thens gets up, and looks around. Although the blood is still dripping, the wounds have closed, and he is perfectly normal.

Sinister: "What gives?"

Dark: "This arena has the power to tkae the powers of those fighting, and give it back one when i unconscious or taps out."

OOC: Im going to print the rules as soon as i watch the movie again. Once i do, everyone can feel free to fight, which will be lead by me. Sometimes you'll have to fight, and other times you can decide to fight. Get back to you on that.

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/Suddenly just like Chris Spy is standing in the middle of the mat
Whoops sorry about the shoes
/Spy jumps up into the air does a few flips and lands next to Darks shoes
There you go I have them off
/After spy takes of his shoes and sock is the original Hulk Hogan fashion (not Holly Wood because he is an old fool with no hair and already ripped shirts) Spy rips his shirt into shreds
Thats better I am free
/Spy then stretches and gets warmed up by kicking into the air a few times and sits down to meditate

Tell me when everything is ready
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"I know there are no girls allowed in this lil boys club, but i just want to watch, i know the rules so, I won't be a problem"
/Carly sits on a table and looks at the wall

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I don't see why there can't be women.

And for future reference Dark, I never tap out. Period.

God moding has nothing to do with the power of the characters. You could have an increadibly powerful mage and a group of highly powerful people battling him (I wonder where I've heard this story...) and as long as everyone is showing injuries none of them are moding.

However, you made me tap out.

That, is God Moding and out of charcter.

My character doesn't tap out.

In the bar I avoided William for brief time in order for my character to re-think strategies, but I always came back to the fight.

For future reference, don't make me tap out.

I'll pass out from the pain (go limp) before I quit (tap out).

If this is going to have rules like Fight Club then I can post them if you'd like.

I have them on my computer.

Word for word.

I am Jill's nipple,
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*Urban Wild Cat appears, in a defensive crouch, tail curled around his feet*

Heh, I don't wear shoes...

*Moves over to one of the mattress-strapped pillars, and starts doing Uchikomi's against it*

Just let me warm up...

*Looks around and Grins, bareing fangs*


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Enough meditating
I want to fight
Start me out when your ready

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Bring it on!!


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Well dark who is my first aponent and what are the rules I feel like getting a little sparring practice in

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I have yet to read the rules still, but I know Sinister knows them by heart, so if the next time he posts, please write down the rules for me.

Dark: "Alright Cat and Spy, you two are new, so you have to fight. Those are the rules. Make sure you don't use any super powers or anything else that can be seen in a Matrix movie. (Or THE ONE with Jet Li, thats meant for spy). As soon as you guys want to start, go right ahead."

OOC: Raven, if you want to fight, just say when and you'll be allowed, i dont have any quarells with it.

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Oh damn
that means I wasted all that time killing alternate me's in diferent dimensions
your no fun
Just kidding I havent killed my self yet because I dont beleive in suicide.
All right Ill go when your ready Cat
/Spy gets into a typically fightting stance and waits for cat to make his move

This is the part where you fall down
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The First Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Second Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Third Rule of Fight Club is:
Someone yells stop... Goes limp... taps out... the fight is over.

The Fourth Rule of Fight Club is:
Only two guys (opponents) to a fight.

The Fifth Rule of Fight Club is:
One fight at a time. ( I swear. if someone breaks this rule...)

The Sixth Rule of Fight Club is:
No shirts. No shoes. (Women may wear sports bras)

The Seventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

The Eighth Rule of Fight Club is:
If this is your first night at Fight Club,
you have to fight.

These are rules i have added.


The Ninth Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your powers at the door.

The Tenth Rule of Fight Club is:
No natural weaponry. Claws, teeth, etc...

The Eleventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your mech outside.

The Twelveth Rule of Fight Club is:
As long as your in the ring you are a mortal humanoid with no powers at all. Period.


If anyone has a problem with that they can take it up with me.

Any questions,
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*The Wild Cat faces off against Spy, and as he does he morphs back into full human form, still wearing his ragged jean cut-offs. His form is an inch or two shorter, and a shade less powerfully built, but he is lean and fit, and his reflexes are razor sharp. He shakes out his shoulders and bounces on his toes, bringing his hands up near his chest.*

"Onae gaeshi mas, tashae mas te!"

*He lashes out with his right elbow, striking hard at Spy's left shoulder. Spy narrowly avoids the numbing blow, sidestepping out of the way.*

"Heh heh, nice try, cat-boy, but you're gonna have to do better than that!"

OOC - Your move, compadre

(BTW, I hope this is okay, it's my first attempt at this kind of thing!) - /OOC

<font size="2">Edit - Just fixed some formatting errors</font>



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Urban Wild Cat on 2002-01-20 05:34 ]</font>


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/Spy dodges the last hit from cat barely and then stumbles back to get his footing again
Well I guess this fight has starte
/Spy gets up close bringing his leg up into the air to come down onto cat's head

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*cat twists sideways and catches Spy's leg against his side. Sweeping out with the same leg, he takes out Spy's support leg, at the same time driving him backwards.*

*Spy flies through the air to land on the ground*


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While spy is flying through the air he is able to land a kick right into Cats jaw
He then jumps up of the ground only to be knocked back down by a kick into the chest by Cat
Spy spins on the ground and sweeps cat of his feet and stands up getting into another fighting stance ready to defend

I would like to see him face spike the cat
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Chris, thank you very much for telling everyone the rules. I actually like the idea of the new rules, which makes it fair for most, and maybe we can bring certain powers in later in the game. But i have a couple things to say...

1. I didn't make you quit cause i thought y0ou would, i made you quit so we could actually start with the game and have others fight. And...

2. IF anyone breaks the rules, they face ME! I am the one who created this board, and I feel that i am the one to handle the bad situations. In all respect to you, of course. I know you know how to handle yourself, but please don't do anything unless i ask or you fell it is ABSOLUTELY NECESARY. Thank you.

Dark walks around in a circle, watching the fight in eagerness. He walks over to sinister.

Dark: "I hope some more people post, this is going to be so boring if we only have two people."

Sinister: "Yeah, maybe we need to get some fresh blood, but we can't tell them whats going on."

Dark: "What can we do?"

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*Cat ukimi's and bounces back to his feet.*

[Bad japanese dub] "I see I have underestimated you" [/Bad japanese dub]

"Kick me again and you're gonna lose that leg, buster."

*Spy responds with a blistering right hook.

One full seonage later he his lying flat on his back, headlocked to the ground.*

"Whatcha gonna do now?"

*Noogie noogie noogie!!"


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Hey watch the hair
/Spy then forces cats arms apart and has them close on nothing
Josh I have to use only one power thats fixing my hair
/Spy's hair forms back to gether then shrinks into a crew cut
Now try to mess up the hair
/Spy goes in with a left hook to the jaw and a few jabs to the stomache
Dont mess with the hair
/then spy brings both of his hands down on cat's back

Damn pussy


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