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/TMT pulls back, getting his throat out of the way, but getting clipped on the chin.

You'll pay for that, my friend

/TMT performs a close sweep with his right leg, putting SHO off balance, then follows it up with a side kick to the chest, sendinf SHO stumbling back


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*SHO rebounds off of one of the matressed pillars and delivers a snap kick to the side of TMT's head. As TMT's head recoils, SHO spins around blindingly fast and connects with roundhouse kick.*

I would be happy to pay, will that be cash or your blood staining my T-shirt!

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/reeling from that roundhouse kick, TMT falls forward, catching himself at the last minute, and rising into a right left right uppercut series into SHO's solar plexus (sp?), before hopping back into a drunken monkey stance.

I think you'll pay with the blood of your progeny! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!

/launches himself at full speed at SHO, TMT executes a dizzying series of strike to the torso and head, finally kicking out SHO's legs, and knocking him to the ground

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*SHO hits the deck hard and spits out a litle blood*

Perhaps your heard me wrong, i said your blood!

*SHO flips over and sweeps his legs, bring TMT down next to him. SHO rolls on top of TMT, grabbing TMT's head for lravarage and begin to deliver a long series of knee strikes to the groin.*

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/TMT graps SHO's jugular with one hand, and then shoves one finger up each of SHO's nostrils with his other, then pulls with all his might, ripping of SHO's nose. TMT pushes SHO off.
/They both lie on the ground, gasping from pain, SHO grapsing the bloody remnants of his nose, and TMT rolled up in a little ball
/Slowly they both rise to their feet, and into ready stances

No more mister nice guy, you pulled a low blow :evil:

/TMT knife hand strikes SHO in the gut, as SHO doubles over in pain, TMT axe kicks the back of SHO's neck

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/Chris see the knee's to the groin and the nose being ripped off

*shudder*

That got messy quick.

Here's a quick re-posting of the rules:

The First Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Second Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Third Rule of Fight Club is:
Someone yells stop... Goes limp... taps out... the fight is over.

The Fourth Rule of Fight Club is:
Only two guys (opponents) to a fight.

The Fifth Rule of Fight Club is:
One fight at a time. ( I swear. if someone breaks this rule...)

The Sixth Rule of Fight Club is:
No shirts. No shoes. (Women may wear sports bras)

The Seventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

The Eighth Rule of Fight Club is:
If this is your first night at Fight Club,
you have to fight.

These are rules I have added.


The Ninth Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your powers at the door.

The Tenth Rule of Fight Club is:
No natural weaponry. Claws, teeth, etc...

The Eleventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your mech outside.

The Twelveth Rule of Fight Club is:
As long as your in the ring you are a mortal humanoid with no powers at all. Period.

Any questions?

Image of nose leaving face stuck in my head,
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Ow ow ow ow, do muss ub by nobe!!!

*SHO taps the floor signalling the end of the fight, as his wounds heal he smiles and thanks The Mad thinker for a good fight.*

*okay, the groin thing was a bit much but man did you put me in my place for it. Good Show!, no pun intended.

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/an aura of purple light surrounds TMT as his psychic powers return, his eyes regain their unholy glow

good match SHO, and sorry about the nose.

/bows to SHO
/kneels, with legs crossed
/faces spy
Sempai-ni, rei
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/turns to TSC
Sensei-ni rei
US

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/Chris bows to both combatants and then approaches them

Well that looked like all sorts of fun!

You both gave a good fight.

/Chris turns to TMT

Where the fuck did you learn to do that?

I gots ta know,
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On 2002-04-15 01:40, The Sinister Chris wrote:

Where the fuck did you learn to do that?

I gots ta know,
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Three years karate, I got to 4th kyu when I dropped it to concentrate on my finals.

Its what you say at the end of a training session or fight. You bow the head student (sempai) and the sensei


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You do the same thing in Judo.

But I think Chris was referring to the whole ripping a person's nose off thing.

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On 2002-04-15 01:49, Urban Wild Cat wrote:
You do the same thing in Judo.

But I think Chris was referring to the whole ripping a person's nose off thing.


I'm pretty sure it was in a comic, but I can't remember which one

I've narrowed it down to one of three
Transmetropolitan
Nick Fury ala Marvel MAX
or the Preacher

all are exceedingly violent at times, and hey, he was kicking me in the nuts.

I've got to protect the family jewels

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Ya know I just thought of something as I was reviewing my site for my annual update. I dont have a nose. Damndest thing huh?

*Sho sits down eagerly awaiting the next fight*

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This is my first night at Fight Club.
I guess that means i have to fight.

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*SHO looks over to the noob, and smiles*

Welcome, kick off your shoes and find an ass to kick, or be the ass kicked, on or the other!

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*Takes off shoes and shirt and stands in the center of the room waiting for a challenger*

Bring it on!

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Well if nobody else wnats to I suppose I'm game.

*SHO hops to his feet and eneters the center. He bows to Pirate Monkey and assumes his stance.*

Well, lets do this shall we?

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Well that was pretty good fight, who ever wants to try me after this fight is over thats cool with me, I'm up to fight anybody even n00bs

I dont descriminate.
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Your Dragon style is good.
But my Clam style will defeat it!

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He knows clam style?

I thought they only taught that in the beaver planes on the Tuna river?

Be wary of this one SHO.

For he knows the clam,
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