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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:20 pm 
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What is this shit?

Read the rules, no superhuman powers, and no shit of the matrix!

You cannot throw someone across the room by their nuts, it just doesnt work. Believe me, I've tried.
And a wedgie? Godammit this is fight club, not school.

Fight with honour, fight with style, not this crap.

Jeez.

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Fine if your gonna be like that.
*turns to face pirate and punch's him in the stomach winding him, and while he is bent over knee's him in the face knocking him to the ground*

There is that better

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The wedgie is ruled acceptable. Let's try to keep these moves physically possible.

Play Ball!

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Man, I think i started a very uncomfortable trend of assault on the male goodie sack. Oh well.

By the By PM, i look forward to us fighting when your done.

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*rolls about the floor in pain. Looks up at AngryDope, peforms an almost effortless sweep to bring AngryDope down with him.*

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Argh shit
*I scream while falling to the ground*
GGGGRRRRRRR
*while on floor does a flip upwards bruce lee style on to his feet and stamps on pirates chest several time*

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*I grab Angry's incoming foot and snap his ankle. I stand up and look at the painful expression on Angry's face*

As AngryDope is now unable to stand, i believe i have won this bout.
Fights go on as long as they have to.
Is that how it works?
Or do we have to continue.

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ooc You keep going til someone gives up. I fought on with two shattered kneecaps, coz I was just that pissed. /ooc

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*rolls around the floor in pain, and doing so decides to get his revenge on pirate by jumping in the air and give pirate a round house kick to the face with my broken ankle*

Argh! that really hurt, you fight like a girl

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OOC But let's be sensible about it. I didn't stand on them! /OOC

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/ooc that had to hurt him more that me ooc/
* i get up, spit blood in AngryDopes face and kick him in the throat as hard as humanly possable*
*AngryDope clutches his throat in pain*

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......buh.......feh........GRU!!!!!

*stands up the best i can and kicks pirate square in the nuts bringing him craching to the ground*

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*Starts to cough up blood, crawls around on the floor for a bit but eventually magages to stand up*

Ok...your...gonna...g...g..get it now!

*Squares up to AngryDope. They stare each other in the face for a few seconds waiting to see who will react first*
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*The crowd all hold their breaths in susspence to see what is going to happen*
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*Suddenly, I lash out at AngryDope, Right hook, Right hook, Uppercut*
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....gruth.....bree....
*It seams a life time from pirates uppercut to hit me, but then it does and sends me crashing to the ground*
....F...U...C.....K.....bleh
*i hit the floor with i deafening thud, and the fight is over, pirate walks up to my body and makes sure i've gone limp, then stands victourious over the mangled body*

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Right...i'm off!

SHO...where you gone

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Shit! I don't have the time to ref this.
Or read it for that matter.
I'll try to post in here tomarrow.
I hate being so damn busy!
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/TMT throws off his trenchcoat

Seeing as SHO isn't popping in, I'll be glad to take on one of you guys

/tkaes off shoes, and walks into the arena and starts his warm up erxercise of Tai Chi Chuan

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...gre....fuf...kek...
*i say while pointing to PM*

ooc/ he kicked me in the throat so i carn't talk properly/ooc

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Sorry I was off fighting the good fight, and by that I mean playing video games and eating nachos. Am I still good or you gonna scrap with The Mad Thinker. Watch out, he's quick!

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