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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2001 12:57 pm 
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Location: Olympus
*Briareos watches in horror as Chris mutilates the Baka Fairy*

*A few minutes later there is a crash at the door as something big and mean arrives ... BF's biggest sister .. the Castration Fairy, follwed by Sailor Bubba and the Testosterone scouts .. with higher voices.*

*Seeing her little sister flattened on the floor she looks around the room and spots Chris still holding a can of bug spray*

CF: I know you didn't just spray my sister with bug spray, rip off her wings and trample on her!

*Before Chris can respond he is suddenly inverted on a crusifix and gagged with a metal plate.*

*a moment later he is stark naked and CF is approaching with a pair of rusty garden shears*

*Taking a que from Raven, she nails Chris' member to the head piece, flays it and removes the aformentioned tissue. Stuffing it with rock salt she then proceeds to show what people are still remaining why she is known as the Castration Fairy*

*Chris' screams of pain can be heard outside where all of the males are empting the contents of their stomaches in the slush outside*


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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris writhes in pain

AAAAOOORRROOOUUUUGHHHOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

/Chris' eyes begin glowing red

AAAAAAOOOOUUUUUGGHHHHRRROOOOYYYOOOOOUUUUSSSSSHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

/Chris breaks free of the constraints and re-attaches his member and heals it to it's original condition

/Chris grabs the castration fairy

*A glove appears on Chris' other hand*

You want to see surgery?

/Chris shove the hand in to the tiny oriface of the fairy and pulls it back out holding the fairy's tiny ovaries in his hand

/Chris thens squeezes the fairy with his other hand until it pops

If the third sister show up, which I hope to god doesn't happen, I won't enjoy what I shall have to do.

/Chris heals both fairy's and puts them inside an indestructable jar

Baka hentai,
The Sinister Chris


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