Something tapped Indigo's ribs, softly at first, but then increasingly hard, a loud 'crack' sounding his awakening... and a broken bone. Leaves, litter, and various other pieces of debris that lay scattered across the ground swirled, disturbed by a local anomoly, a small amount of static electricty playing in the area next to the semi-prone man, ceasing when a man appeared seemingly out of thin-air.
"Fucker!" Indigo complained, rubbing his side, rib already on the mend. "That fucking hurt, you fucking fucker. Fuck you. Fuuuuuck." The figure's posture shifted into a slump, and a sigh escaped from his lips, his head shaking slightly. He gestured grandly at Indigo, hand coming around to rest on his hip.
"Your stealth suit failed." His words were accented, but not too heavily, making it easy to understand him, but still 'odd' to hear. "Don't you pay attention to anything? What's the fucking point of wearing these damn things if you're going to run around visible?" He pushed some of his dark hair back out of his eyes, a mix of jade and azure.
"Come on, Ezzeh~" The wounded man... Who seemed to no longer be wounded, clambered to his feet, pushing his companion slightly. "Don't be such an ass. It's not like we actually NEED them to fade into the background, anyway." To prove his point, Indigo became pale and shadow, almost opaque, except for a cheshire-cat-like grin which hung in the air.
"... That's still not funny." Ezelek rolled his eyes, his left hand going up to his hear. "Command? Identify how many hostiles are inside, if you'd please." Indigo nervously imitated the move, cupping his own ear.
"... I don't hear a thing."
"... We're in another dimension, fuck. There's no link to Command."
"... Then why did you...?"
"... Iono. It looked good, I guess."
"... Fucker." With that, they began to stealthily move toward the diner, both fading into the background, the door swinging open and close by 'itself'. The closest penguin to the door gave a sort-of spastic jerk, before ripping it's head around sharply, it's neck breaking... by magic, or something, it seemed. After the body slumped to the floor, it angled up slightly, and grunting was heard.
"... Indeh." A whisper from the air.
"Yeah?"
"You don't need to hump it for items. We're not in a game world anymore."
"... Oh, yeah."
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