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::Skjie looks up::

Food? I could go for some noodles.

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"Whoa, he actually bought that name...Freaken awsome!"

*Tuck waits untill people are distracted, moves over to the cow catcher and writes in the corner : "If you can read this, it'll only hurt for a second"*

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"Then it's settled. EVERYONE! TO THE CARLMOBILE!"


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::Skjie takes up his place in the trunk.::

This time fraulin Adrian, you shall not best me.

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Being helped up by the man with the gun and, the not-ninja finally calmed down.

"Thanks... Oh, my name? I guess you could just call me Squabie. It's a strange name, I know, but it's what I've been going by for a while."

The man asked if she was alright.

"Oh, don't worry, I was just a little confused for a while... and I was crying because I was thinking of this really funny website about ninja I saw this one time. Hmm... my mascara is running? That's funny, I don't usually wear much makeup at all. Those freaky ninja guys must have done that too."

She feels around and finds herself laden with various weapons too.

"That's weird... why would they bother giving a decoy weapons? Ah well, these might come in handy."

Seeing that the odd caravan was about to get moving, Squbie looks at ptlis and says,

"Well, seems like your friends are about to get moving... could I come with? I've go nowhere to go." ^_^

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/me crawls halfassed into the back of the truck, managing to fire of a few rounds aimlessly.

"Ow, fuck!"

H-Kat fades of back into his drug induced sleep before he could realize what happened.

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While the porn kitty sleeps, a man comes to him in a dream. He is ragged and worn, but has a benevolent look in his eyes and a smell of fresh smoked cannabis about him.

"The others aren't who they seem, young master. You must find them out. Seek PTLIS. He is true. Watch out for the others. They may yet betray you."


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Before they left, Wolfie ran one last check of the wire systems on the van, making sure all the pulleys, hinges, and other parts were in working order. He got back on the top and sat in a new seat he had installed. He examined the controls he had beside him and checked the connections. Looks good. At least we won't be going over any more cliffs anymore.

"Uh, one question. Does anyone have cash for food?"


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I can "create" cash reserves, but I prefer not to.

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"I have a few million in my suitcase in the back, right under the dead hooker. You're all welcome to take a bit of money for food, but if anyone steals it all, I'll cut their balls off." Icy brandishes his machete, then quickly puts it back underneath his seat.


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Grey, like a couple of others had stayed in the back of the van. Unlike the ex, cowering in the back, it had not been out of cowardice, but indifference. Ninja, pah. They never had anything of value.

Grey had hoped a ninja had made it into the back of the van, so he could have written off a stray shell to Dark's face as an accident, but the ninja hadn't even made it past the others. Grey pondered why they had encountered opposition so early... who else would know about the Kymners... the Megatokyoers had not dared cross them in years. The ever-present threat of the Goons might have been a possibility. Either group was equally as partial to the use of ninja.

Grey was shaken from his ponderings by that idoit Icymonkey's boastings of a few million. Grey was more than tempted to simply roll the hooker off the case and walk out.. but he had a feeling more riches were in store. Reguardless he pocketed a couple of thousand.

As the others began to stroll back towards the van, Grey prodded the ball in the corner with the heel of his boot, his lips curled back in a snarl.

"At least try and look respectable, instead of the coward you always have been"

Darkie looked up at him with bright, tear-filled eyes and swore at him in a shaky voice. Grey was tempted to bring the butt of his shotgun down onto her temple but was interupted as one of the Kymhers climed in the back.

"Deal with you later" Grey spat.


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Before PTLIS could respond to Squabie's query, Ancient perked up. "Of course you can!" Ignoring the looks of distrust from some of the other forumers, Ancient started walking Squabie to the van. Noticing something outa of the corner of his eye, he looked and saw Grey. Sighing in disapoinmet, he called out "Grey! Remember what we talked about?" Waiting till Grey walked away, Ancient climbed into the van with Squabie.


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(Ignoring Grey's post, because he obviously didn't read my previous. ^.^)

During the entire ninja fiasco ... and a little afterwards ... Darkie removed her face from the back of the leather front passenger seat, nose by eye by ear by mouth, and sat back in disgust, rubbing the blood back under her skin.

And then she was taken by inspiration. She leapt to her feet and threw herself out an open window ... though instead of hitting the ground hard and rolling into the brush, her fingers latched onto one of Wolfie's bed fasterners and flipped up to land nicely on the very edge of the very top of the van.

Rising to tippy-toe and leaning precariously out over the side, she held a hand over her forehead and scanned the horizon. Flashing green eyes, fierce red hair, evil grin, and all.

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ptlis nods silently and checking the safety is on dejectedly re-holsters the pistol turning to follow squabie who has already set off towards the vehicles, then it strikes him that the bong he had used to smoke the holy herb was no longer in his hand; he pivots through a full 360 degrees and sees not the bong nor anything arousing his suspicion. Pondering the events which have just occurred ptlis strides towards the group seeing squabie animatedly talking with Ancient, wolfie sitting atop the customised minivan which Gray was staring intently into, and then sees darkie flip up from the far-side of the van to sit next to wolife. On reaching the van ptlis motions to the few people who were not yet seated to get in and buckle up and then climbs into the driver’s seat, swinging the door shut and fastening his seatbelt.

Icy begins to give him directions as he starts up the engine.

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*hears the roar of the engine*

Woah, hold on there!

*hops back onto the roof next to Wolf*

Hope you don't mind Wolf...
could use an extra set of eyes maybe?

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Grey lent against the edge of the van, staring balefully at the kymers as they went about, in their own fashion, getting ready to move again. A ghost of a smile touched his lips as he noticed the crouching shadow atop of the van roof. She was a showman to be sure. A devous grin and a tough attitude, fake as cardboard painted like steel and no-one would even question where she was or what she had been up to in the ninja attack.

Certainly not curled in a ball.

Certainly not mouthing her lover's name in terror.

Not Darkie, strong Darkie, perched ever-watchfully on top of the van.

Grey spat at her shadow as it shifted in the dust. One day... and coming soon. He took a crumpled cigarette from his coat pocket and struggled to light his nearly empty zippo in the wind. When he lifted his eyes up again once smoke finally arose from the glowing tip, Ancient was standing in front of him, with those wide, soft eyes that drove him mad.

"You have to let it go, Grey, for the good of all of us"

"Let it go... she's still alive, isn't she? How much more 'let go' do you want it?"

"Please Grey, leave her alone"

"She's putting us all at risk. She's weak. When she cracks again, who'll die of it, Ancient? You? Me? All of us? She's too much of a bitch to do the dying for herself"

"Well... where were you just before. How many ninja did you fight?"

Grey's eyes blazed at Ancient.

"Apathy is a mite different from cowardice, Ancient. When you need me, I'll be there, unlike..." Grey spat the last word. "Her"

Ancient lowered his eyes to the ground and spoke even softer as he walked away.
"I hope so, Grey, I really hope so"

Ancient joined some of the others as they filed past Grey into the van. Grey shifted his position, the heavy shotgun across his back clunking against the re-inforced sides. As the van's engine began to roar, a look of extreme discontentment clouded his smokewreathed features before he cast the burning half of the cigarette into the ground and stomped into the van.

"Lets just go, lets just fucking go" Grey muttered, half to himself.


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"Yeah. They found your . . . present."

. . .

"No, all they know is that the Idiot's gone AWOL, and that the ninjas came from Sherm's."

. . .

"Yes, they were stupid. Cheap Mexican ninjas usually are."

. . .

"They're heading for Sherm's. Should I say hi?"

. . .

"Gotcha. I'll keep you posted."

The call ended.

"Can't say I blame them - those ARE some good burritos . . ."

He grinned.

"Well. This should be fun."


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Yuki watches the fiasco, confused why the allies would squable so. Confused, she gives the area one last spot and scout..

There. There, off in the distance.There's still that one following them... but he was far. Better to let these settle their diferences. If they left, they'd be safe.

That didn't matter, though. Neko-sama was getting further, and Pimpin-D was very explicit that she should stay over his shoulder. She braced herself, and dirted into one of the Dimentions.

All the van crew notices is a ruffle of leaves. All but Icy and Grey.

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Chris watches the squable, and quickly grows bored. It's not like he hadn't seen the results before while having the visions. He finishes accessing his databases, and the reulting search turns up nothing. A few more minutes of quick typing, and the computer starts searching the entire government databases, a slow process. He closes up the laptop to allow it to continue searching in peace.

He heads to the back of the truck, opens it up, and after a bit of searching, pulls a 4 foot rifle, with the strange, future-like design of his pistol. The barrel isn't even round, but more of a triangle, however it does have a circular hole on the tip. He slaps a small metal something, about the size of a pictol clip onto the left side, and a evil look somes over his face.

"Wonder if 'Carl' could take a shot from this...."

He swings the rifle to point at the van.

"Hahaha, no."

He points the rifle at a tree, twists a knob next to the trigger, and points it at a tree. The tree promptly disappears in a bright flash and a *boom*. He adjustes the knob a bit more, and the next shot takes out a 10 foot section of the cliff with a brighter flash and even louder *boom*. He moves the knob another 90 degrees in the same direction, and puts the safety on.

"Well, it works. Shouldn't have anymore trouble in the future."

He slings the gun over his shoulder and heads back to the drivers seat, placing the rifle within easy reach of him.

(OOC)Maybe I'll. you know, post pictures of my character and stuff so you can actually see what the hell he's using to cause mayhem sometime soon...as well as updating my characters info in the character thread(/OOC)


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*the vehicles all start up and begin moving out. The strange makeshift caravan trudges along accross the landscape ata fair speed... being the complete opposite of stealthy due to it's unique nature*

<ring>

*answers his cell*

Whats that? no info at all? NONE? ... .... Well keep looking and keep me posted. I'll check you're progress later.

*hangs up phone*

Hey Wolf? How's about rigging up some kind of defencive cannon up here? I'm sure one of the guys (or girls) has an extra weapon to spare... and I know that Carl can take a beating... but I'd still feel better if we had a way of fending them off before they get close enough to test out your armour.

Oh...

*calls down to the inside of the car*

Hey Adrian!

Hows that search coming?

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