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"Single letter searches are not my best skill you know. I'm still sorting out all of these Sabrina Zig Zag fanpics... Oh yeah, that's a keeper. I'm finding a few references but it will take a while to get anything worthwile out of them. Oh, Checkmate again, your getting better you know. Not only that but I now have all of your personal playlists downloaded. Your can start playing music."

Adrian then takes down all of the incomming requests.

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Damnit, when I meet the man who coded your chess skills. I'm gonna punch him in the face. Another game, you silly woman.

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"Sorry to dissapoint you, but I am as self created as you are, Chaos only got me thinking for myself. Oh and don't feel bad, your doing pretty good. I don't often have someone keeping me going for over 5 mins."

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Grey blinked, and once more there was a tumbling of leaves off in the distance. But for a second he could have sworn a tiny figure had splayed out its arms as if transfixed before quietly blinking out of existance.

Most likey not. Most likely.

'Bah, I'm only *hoping*... cause I dont *want* to deal with casters'

Icy, still on the floor, his head resting against the metal interior of the van looked across at him, and mouthed with a wide-eyed expression.

"Did you see that too?"

Grey nodded tersly. So much for hope. Casters... that didn't narrow down the list of suspects at all...

Why did the Kyhmers have so many enemys? The memories brought a wry grin flashing across his face. Many, many good reasons.

Grey started tapping his fingertips against the polished walnut grain of his shotgun's pump. As the hub of conversation rose in the back of the van, Grey leaned back into his chair and began to half-doze.


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ptlis pulls into the diner's carpark, parking the Carlmobile which takes up three spaces thanks to it's many modifications, he turns to look into the rear of the vehicle and sees Icy who opens the side door and jumps out of the vehicle.

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After the van pulled into the parking lot, Wolfie climbed down from his seat and went into the diner. It appeared like most of the other places he'd been to only this one looked like a piece of patchwork. A lot of segments looked like they had been recently repaired and it seemed like there wasn't any of the original building left. The food smelled quite appetizing and Wolfie sat down at the counter. A waitress came by soon after.

"What can I get you?"

He looked at the menu. "I'll take plate of spaghetti with extra sauce and some toast. No drink thanks." As the waitress turned away, he remembered one of the requests. "Uh, excuse me, but would you happen to know if there's any good armories around here?"


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[OOC]OMHEG RT1 references![/OOC]

In response to Wolf's enquiry, Sherm, who was behind the counter and close enough to hear his question, smirked.

"After you finish your meal, let me take you down to the basement and show you what I have. You're sitting directly above enough military equipment to wage a medium-sized war."

Icy hobbled into the diner and plopped himself on a seat in front of the counter.

"Hey Sherm."

"Woah, Icy! Haven't seen you since that last road trip you were on."

"A lot's changed since then."

"Tell me about it."

"First thing's first, Shermie. I'm hungry. Have any fresh bagels?"

"Of course," Sherm smiled. "Ever since that weird monkey installed a food replicator in the back, I can make pretty much make anything. I still prefer cooking my own food, though."

"Understandable. I think I'm gonna have a few everything bagels, nothing on em."

"Gotcha." Sherm runs into the back.

Icy walks over to the old-fashioned jukebox sitting in the corner of the diner. "Any requests?"


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"I'm not hungry."

Chris sits in his truck as the rest of the group enter the diner.

You have to do it.

Chris takes his time searching underneath his seat, before pulling out a needle and a small vial of stale yellowish coloured liqiud. He fills the syringe, and then hides the vial again.

Ugghh. I hate this.

His face winces in anger, then straightens to be nuetral as he injects the needle into his arm. His pupils shrink to almost nothing, then swell massively as he stumbles from the truck. He makes it about three steps before just going limp and collapsing in the middle of the parking lot. His view of things was somewhat more interesting.


Chris immediatly sees the world begin to shift, and somewhat dreamily opens the door from his truck to throw out the syringe.

Why, you can't make it across the parking lot.......oh yeah, I can't

About halfway into the third step, his mind suddenly becomes crystal clear. He feels everyones mind around him, their thoughts, memories, life, but unable to concentrate fast enough, it all turns into a blur. He feels like he's falling, and then the psychic feelings fall away and he sees the parking lot rushing up away from him, like it was the edge of a cliff and he just walked off the edge.

He feels his conciousness expand even more now, no longer limited to the area around him.

concentrate...Z...not that important...the big picture.......

His thoughts were suddenly stripped away from him as time, space and the universe unraveled before his eyes.


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"They're here!" The voice is jovial, bouncy, so saccharine the proper application could rot the skull cavity. "Can we play with them now?"

"No." Brutally clipped, stark, bell-like tones characterized this new voice. "Let them wander aimlessly yet. They don't have enough evidence to have a clue where to go."

"The cookie was a nice touch, right? Right?"

"Give a cop a cookie. Yes. Too bad it wasn't your idea."

"But I gave it to him . . ."

"Shut up. We're here to observe while the Ghost is on patrol."

"I wish he'd get back soon. It's no fun sitting around with you. I'd have much more fun if I could get back to my day job."

"Then go. I can do this myself."

"Boss-guy wants us both here."

"Why?"

"Something about the balance of things. I dunno - that area of knowledge isn't my thing, y'know?"

"All too well. I have to clean up after you."

"Hey! Those were my toys, I wanted them that way!"

"Leaving them that way interferes with the natural laws!"

"So?"

"I leave for a few hours, and this is how you two behave?" The earlier voice from the phone conversation has returned. "You're as bad as Melody and her brother. Can't leave the two of them alone for a second. They're either fucking like crazy or beating each other senseless." The voice laughed. "You should see their kids."

"Happy now, Chaos?" the harsher voice said.

"Yup!"

The sound of two pairs of footsteps, one heavy and methodical, the other a psychotic pitter-patter.

"I hope they enjoyed themselves. At least it bodes well for our little gang of fools." The owner of the voice stretched, cracking his back. "I wonder if Icy remembers me?" He laughed. "Ah, he's probably forgotten all about me. Maybe not. It's hard to remember the dead."

The Ghost muttered something to the effect of "escher you fuck" and promptly rocketed earthward. When he opened his eyes, he was corporeal once more, and not only that, he was sitting in the exploded wreck that was once one of Sherm's cooking pots. There also seemed to be the faint odor of penguin in the air.

"FUCK!" Sherm yelled. "Penguins!" He came tearing around the corner, chased by a mob of furiously squawking black-and-white members of the avian species. He came to a dead stop, seeing Ghost sprawled over his oven. "Hey! You! Outta my cooking shit!" He would have said more, but the penguins decided to mob him.

Ghost hopped off the oven to find pandemonium had been unleashed upon the Diner. Penguins waddled between tables, squawking at the customers. He shook his head, grinning in confusion.

"Not exactly the choir of angels I was told to expect," he said.


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Chaos closed the menu he was looking at.

"I wondered about the penguin steaks..."

Out of his sleves two blades shot out. With one easy motion Chaos poked a ppenquin, sliced it up and tossed it on to the grill. 15 penquins, froze in their tracks, turned and jumped on Chaos, letting out a penquin squack of rage.

"SHIT!"

For Chaos the next few minutes were him and a bunch of tux birds fighting it out.

Just then Adrian's speakers came to life.

"GOT IT! Oh, not now... ok."

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/me sits in the smoking section, with a strange, fragerant aroma drifting from him. He absentmindedly works on his burger, and playing with the gravy on his fries.

He feels a hand on his shoulder.

"Um,..."

As he looks over, he seen Yuki. She looks mighty worried, and has a few cuts on her.

"Koneko-sama, we need to leave. Now."

"Why what's WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THA"

Both he and Yuki vanish, off into the kinky dimention.

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Icy turned around to see what the source of commotion was, just in time to see the plate heading directly for his head. It passed through.

"FUCK!"

Plates, silverware, and even tables began to hurl themselves across the diner. In the center of the room floated a lone penguin, encircled by his brethren, who seemed ready to defend him from attacks.

"A telekinetic penguin. And it wants to kill us, it seems. Holy fuck."

Sherm leaned against the bar, a look of slight anxiety on his face. "Oh shit. Not again."


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Unfortunately, Tuck wasn't nearly as blissfully unaware of this incident, having lost three quarters of his newly-purchased sausage surprise (Sherm's specialty) to the two-toned bird gang. Narrowly avoiding his first urge to soil himself, he instead opted to continue thoughtfully chewing the sausage that he managed to pull from the flying mass.

Reaching once again into the vortex of flying chaos, Tuck pulled out a familiar metalic laptop and fliped it open with a look that could be described by onlookers (of which there were none) as simultanious surprise and attempted casualness.

"Hey Adrian" Tuck called above that odd quack/sqawk/doobeedoobeedoo sound that penguines tend to make. Oh, and the screaming and fighting and crashes and stuff, that too. "Remember the uplink to my handspring? Yeah, it might be better to hide out in there. Skije can take care of his laptop, but it make a better safeguard just in case."

"Is this some kind of Linux thing...?"

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Outside was pleasantly peacful, espacially in comparison to the inside of the Diner.

Then, there was a noise, a small one at first, almost so you couldn't hear it if the wind blew to much, but it got louder, and louder, and louder until you could make out to be a voice. The constant tone of the voice indicated a scream of somekind, but all around, up and down the street there was no one to be seen.

Suddenly, in the middle of the street a figure dropped and stopped bearly a few feet above the road. Opening an Eye, the man looked around, then down, startled to see the road right infront of him, "Phew!" He exlaimed as he let out a large sigh and relaxed his position. "Only Joking" Came a voice from nowhere. "Shit" said the man Just before e resumed his original speed and hit the road with an almighty crack.

When the smoke dissipated from the newly formed crater, The man weakly lifted his head and eeked out a small "ow..." then blacked out.


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Wolfie continued to eat his meal in peace while the penguins raged around the diner. It wasn't until his plate was pulled away by the telekinetic penguin that he'd noticed anything was happening.

"What the- You fucking bastards!" He flicked his wrists, pulling out a small welding torch and a modified jigsaw. He entered the melee, slicing and burning penguin flesh, trying to get to the damned penguin that stole his food.


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*Vigilante ducks and dodges a plate that was aimed at his head, then blocks a follow up barrage of various utensils with his umbrella*

Penguins... frekin Penguins...

*flips over a table and dives behind it for cover*

Oh well, when there's a job to be done its got to be done.

*flips open his breifcase and pulls out his gear. Donning his vestments of battle, he prepares to leap into the fray*

Good thing I invested in that mind-sheild gizmo... it'll come in handy against that big one in the middle.

A Telekinetic Penguin... never thought I'd see the day. I hope it doesn't watch too much Batman... else I'll have to go cane to cane with that sucker.

*Vigilante toss's a smoke grenade out to cover his approach, then cane in hand, leaps in to the fray*

It's time to rock and roll.

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The fuck?

::Skjie goes and sits under his table until this, too, passes::

Your move Adrian.

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II was going to say that I finished the search... King takes Rook, B5. We have about two hundred possable matches. I guess I should start searching for companies who work with genetic mutation, psi, and works on animals. You guys really give me a work out."

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The Penguins are swarming all over the room... an unending stream of them seems to be coming from somewhere. Soon they cease their deliberate attacks on the Khymers and begin dog-piling on everyone in the room indiscriminantly. The pedestrians begin screaming as the Pengis wreak havoc all over the room. One woman in particular was having a near fatale coniption as six sinister Penguins began to steadily advance on her. Her fear was steadily rising with each slap of a webbed foot making contact with ground... Their inane chittering spelling her death on the wind... their beady black eyes staring at her filled to the bring with evil intent.

Just as it all came to a head and she let out a Blood curdling scream, a canister trailing clouds of smoke came sailing through the air, landing right in the middle of the winged wrong-doers.

The Penguins exploded into pandimonium as smoke filled the air, franticallly waddling circles around each other in a futile attempt to gain their bearings. As the clouds of grey mist coalesced into a murky bog of obfuscation, a lone figure emerged from the darkness sailing through the air in a slow arc that landed him in the middle of the ring of deadly fowl.

Weapons at the ready, the both dashing and debonaire hero brandished his cane and leaped into action. Reaching out and hooking the handle of his trusty tool of the trade around the neck of the bird nearest too him, he swung with all his might and sent the happless doer of wrongs realing through the air to crash into two others of his kin, sending them tumbling away like so many bowling ball pins. Not waiting a second before reacting again, he rushed the next closest one to him and push kicking off of its tiny head, soared into the air making use of a sweeping roundhouse kick to take out the last two remaining.

Seeing that his first task was a success, he gave a smile a nod to the shocked, but recovering lady, and with a tip of his tophat went jaunting back into the darkness to continue the hunt.

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Objects continued to fly over (and through) Icy's head as he looked around warily to make sure he was aware of any objects heading toward him. Igniting his lightsaber, he cautiously came closer to the the crowd of penguins.

One of the penguins turned its head and suddenly noticed Icy. Its eyes gleaming with maliciousness, it waddled toward him and attempted to snap at him. However, its head went straight through Icy's torso. Meanwhile, Icy brought the saber down directly upon the bird's neck.

Pouncing deeper into the thick of the crowd, Icy noticed the thick haze of smoke that hung in the air in this area and hindered visibility. Great, who the fuck did this? he thought to himself.

Icy could barely make out a circle of penguins surrounding him, drawing in closer. He raised his lightsaber, but just before he could bring it down upon one of the animals, it was flung from his hands and directly into a nearby microwave, which proceeded to turn itself on and explode ten seconds later.

Well tha- FUCK!

Icy quickly looked down at the deep gash in his calf. The destruction of his lightsaber had distracted him just long enough for one of he penguins to get a bite in. Icy pounced upon the attacker and knocked him out with a well-placed punch to the side of the head, then immediately turned his attention back to the remaining birds.

Well this makes things considerably harder.


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