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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:06 pm 
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He locked the door behind them. It wouldn't hold them back for long. The others began to pile furniture in front of the door.

"They'll be here any minute now. All we can do is pray."

In the distance, they could hear the howling, the growling. They were trapped.

[ooc]Ground rules:
  • The protagonists [i.e. your characters] have no supernatural abilities, nor do they have access to futuristic technology. (Advanced modern military tech is okay, depending on how the story develops.) The same cannot necessarily be said for whatever is hunting them.
  • We're making this up as we go along.
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A few tense moments passed as they all tried to move as far away from the door as possible. There was a terrible silence broken only when Kevin looked out the window and screamed, barely ducking in time to avoid the tentacle as it shattered the glass inward.

"Worst fucking ski trip ever!" he screamed.

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Daniel "Actor" Asion, a former Hollywood teen heart-throb turned professional olympic shooter wasn't afraid of what was outside, the slight scratch on his cheak was however probably ruined his chances of an acting come-back.

"Stay away from the windows." He looked around the room, some conviniently abandoned wooden boards lay in the corner.

"Windows, nail them shut! All of them, except that one." He pointed at a window next to the door. "Stay away from that window. I'm going to check it out."

He dropped his case on the ground and began to assemble the contents.

Someone grabbed some of the planks of wood and then dropped them. "There's no nails or hammers genius."

"Fuck!" He grinned, slid the last piece into place. "Party time."

"What the fuck is that?"

"Scoped KAR98k, German Bolt action rifle, last seen in World War Two sending Allied troops to hell. We used it on the set of 'Life of my Days' back before I got regular work on Yellow County."

"What did you use them for?"

Actor walked over to the window. "Its best that no-one ever knows."

He pointed the gun at the window, checking through the scope. "Its gone."

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"What?" Sgt. Christopher Pepper exclaimed. He cautiously walked over to the window. "Jesus Christ," he thought to himself, "I wish I'd brought more with me than this goddamn handgun."

He looked out the window. The creature was not there anymore, yes. But, looking closely through the blizzard and between the mounds of snow, he could detect that there was some sort of depression or hole where the beast had been.

"Wait. Do you hear that?" someone asked. A strange shuffling sound along with some growling could be heard directly beneath them.

"It's digging," the sergeant whispered. "It's gonna burrow up through the floorboards any minute n-"


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The boards begin to creak upwards, straining up for a few moments until the first of the nails pops upwards and shoots to the ceiling. Kevin dives away, screaming something unintelligible, as

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Marcus heard the door open and slam shut...the sound of voices...and the items in the main room being overturned...

"The fuck!?...piss it's too cold for this shit!" He hissed as he got out of bed put on his slippers and robe.

"This better just be some lost skiers..." He grumbled fumbling the shotgun down from the mantle...

Walking down the stairs he was about to yell at the lot in his living room when the floor boards bursted upwards...

"THE FU-!"

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Kevin falls to the ground, his leap away from the horrific hole in the floor concluding painfully as shards of glass from a forgotten shotglass are forced into his chest. From his new place on the floor he looks for something to pull himself up with, and finally rests his hand on a chair and begins to rise.

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The screams of her friends finally reaching through her terror induced trance, Sarah emerges from her seclusion in the corner only awaken into a worse hell. All the nails had suddenly shot out of the floor and into the ceiling, and the floorboards themselves had exploded upwards as something was coming through.

"KEVIN!" she screamed out as her friend impaled himself in his attempt to escape the ever widening, abyssal hole in the floor. "KEVIN! NO!"

Gathering her wits about her, she tried to leap to the side of her fallen companion to render what aid she could.

Oh God! If I lose Kevin I don't know what I'm going to do!

Unfortunatly, before she could act on her intentions, she became distracted by a more pressing matter of Importance. She could only stare dumbfounded and passive as it began to emerge.

It was like nothing Sarah had ever seen before. Vaguely man-shaped in appearence, yet at the same time not, it began to hunch it's hulking frame up into the cabin. Repulsive and oily, with tumorous boils and sacks squelching with every movement, the thing brounght it's long multi-tentalcled appendage out to sweep the room, while leaving its other human-like arm to dangle limply under its asymetrical form.

Sarah, of cource, reacted to this situation as any normal and proper girl should. Her muscles locked up, and she fell down to the floor as she began to scream, and scream with no thoughts of ever stopping.

[OOC- There you go guys. Now you have no reason not to keep this thread going. Besides, this rp neaded a girl anyway.]

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Kevin pulled the largest piece of the shotglass from his chest and threw it at the thing that had emerged from the floor, striking one of the boils around the creature's collarbone. The boil popped and sprayed foul-smelling liquid. Kevin, having fallen back to the ground, began to push himself backwards slowly until he was against the wall in the corner between the un-boarded-up window and the fireplace.

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Jonathan sat cross legged, supporting himself only on the arms of the chair. Opening his eyes, he stared intently at the monster. It moved with a methodical liquidity, slowly but at the same time with a kind of terrible direction. A terrible beauty. After studying it for a moment, and watching the others, recoiling in horror, stabing in vain at the callous gel it undoubtedly called armor, a thought alighted upon him.

"The Gel. Fire." He said, loud enough for everyone to hear him, but still in the calm, collected and somehow frightening demeanor that made him who he was.

Kevin looked over at him. Johnathan threw his Zippo to Kevin, praying for aim.

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This isn't my idea of training...

Colin O'Leary ran into the Cabin with everyone else after being chased by God knows what. The fear that ran through his body was very unsettling. Ever since he signed on for the IRA against the damned Ulster Provos, he knew a lot of weapons and grew to coldly kill the Provos without a hesitation.

Whatever it was that was chasing them was making him doubt he was ever going to see his beloved Emerald Isle again.

When he got in, he took off his jacket to reveal his smuggled P90 TR and a pair of Colt 1911's. He wasn't sure however that even with the special order bullets he had that he could punch through its elastic exterior. Suddenly, the abomination wrenched its way through the floorboards into the Cabin sending boards and nails on ballistic trajectories. He ducked the brunt of it but still got impaled in the arm with a couple of the nails. The blood running down his arm was testament to their depth inside his flesh.

Over the din of destruction and the ungodly sound of the creature, there was a voice calling for fire to be put on the creature and a Zippo lighter came whizzing by him. With his quick reflexes he grabbed the lighter from the air and lit it. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a flask containing some Kentucky Moonshine at 180 proof and took a pull on the flask. Keeping the burning alcohol in his mouth he aimed at the creature with the lit lighter in his trajectory and spit the liquid towards the flame. It burst into a blowtorch and hit the slimy bastard near one of the popped boils.

The creature started burning and screaming in a banshee wail that would wake the dead and assaulted his ears. He took another pull and spit on the creature, pouring more flames on it as it writhed to the searing heat from the alcohol.

He could only hope that it would burn up and leave them alone.

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The creature whirled away and obscured itself behind the threadbare sofa. The boys crept closer to each other, making halting steps backwards towards the door, eyes trained on the heaving visible dorsal portion of the creature.

"May I please join up?"

O'Leary whipped around, startled. A girl stood in the doorway with a very enthusiastic expression, much like a puppy that had discovered the joys of localized carpet-tearing. Her knock-knees and vacant eyes were characteristic of the nearby hillbilly clans, but her fashionable cheerleader outfit spoke to a strange urbanity. O'Leary turned, and made to warn her of the impressive danger. His words, even as he spoke, were drowned out by an incredible roar. His hair whipped and fluttered around his face entropically, stinging his eyes. He blinked, and realized with a brief moment of relief and horror, that the creature had leapt over him and entirely devoured the girl.
Then it coughed and died for the insipid, brain-eating vitriol that filled the girl's every pore.

Sarah married the Irish fella and Kevin and Jon now share a domestic partnership in southern Maine. The reamins of the hideous beast have contributed to breakthroughs leading to a new allergy medication. The eaten girl was truly dead and history forgot about her entirely. Zippo went bankrupt, and the sarge, having recovered Kevin's from the ruins, sold it on ebay for over 200 dollars, enough to even out Daniel's down payment on a small bakery, where the two of them make and sell Australian meat pies and generally mistreat their employees.

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I'd complain about it being over, but Rusty's totally right.

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Marcus stood a few paces from the ashes of his ruined cabin... It'd been months since the night it burned...sighing he walked down the footpath to his bike.

"Fucking people...next time I'm just going to keep my pets in the cellar."

Nodding slightly at the blurs of motion that moved around him in the woods he started the bike.

"Well where to now kiddos? I'm thinking New Mexico..."

A series of gutteral hisses and grunts respond...

"Yah you're right, it's a bit sunny...We'll figure something out.."

With that he rode off down the country road, dark forms darting between the trees....

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