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 Post subject: Who would win in a fight, a stoat or a pirate?
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:47 am 
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What about pirate stoats?


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What about pirate stoats?


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Stoat ninjas, of course.


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STOAT NINJA!!

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So what do you do if zombie stoats get involved?

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Then we're screwed. Unless we can somehow get the regular stoat, the ninja stote, and the pirate to team up. Which is pretty unlikely.


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Obviously, the Zombie Stoat would be enthralled by the power of the Vampire Stoat.

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Question, do the pirate stoats have devil's fruit abilities?

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Anyway, in the original case between the stoat and the pirat, the stoat would obviously win. I mean, the pirate would already be dead, due to being killed by a ninja.

Edit: Who may or may not be a ninja stoat.

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STOAT NINJA!!

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In other news, I am amazed at my ability to procrastinate the paper I need to write in, ohh, about 6 hours.


That is ridiculously cute.


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Bah, the Stoat Marines fighting in the name of The Emperor Stoat will defeat you all!

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The Stoat Zombies will litter your streets with brains.

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Last stoat wins.

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Last stoat wins.

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aw man, you're done sweetheart.

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STOATS FOR THE STOAT GOD!!!

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The Stoat Zombies will litter your streets with brains.

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Messy eaters, are they? Very wasteful too! Brains can't be recycled, you know!

And, clearly the stoat wins. Have you forgotten the copper's balls incident!

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Graham cracker stoat would undoubtedly clear the field


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