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 Post subject: stoat noises
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:39 pm 
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It's that time of night when it becomes necessary to inform the world that stoats say "GNA GNA GNA". Cats meow, dogs bark, and stoats gna.

How do I know this? Because Midori Inoue followed Charles Guiteau around a desert landscape beating up bugs and apes and bandits, and Mr Guiteau made that gna gna gna noise when he was pleased. He's a stoat one, he is. Gna gna gna.

He also danced! He danced like John Travolta. He danced to Saturday Stoat Fever. He danced to Stoat Fiction. He danced like a weasel. Unfortunately, Inoue wasn't up to Uma Thurman's standard -- Inoue's still a girl, not a woman quite. I mean -- can you imagine a slight bit of fluff wearing a carnival barker's jacket, a domino mask and a sheer see-through blouse beneath the jacket -- someone with that, with short black hair and a wry expression on her face and a name like Midori Inoue --

dancing a jig?

Not stoat.

I'm going to have to have her build up her Mustela.


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:08 pm 
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gna gna gna gna!

Yes, I've been drinking.


How many boards are frequented by drunk admins?


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Chris dances like a dork. i love it :D
Christopher Tailen level 8 E/Me post searing. i need some lovin cause im using my best friends account and cant play with him yet T_T


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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:28 am 
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>_>


<_<


so, I just got guild wars.

Yay for level.. 1, mesmers.

Named Diedre, something... and no, I can't remember the last name.


edit: now that it's actually loaded, it's Diedre Avelar.


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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:30 pm 
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Hell, I'm all for this. I need a guild anyway. I even picked up the game a few days ago.


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Will likely be getting the game tomorrow. Here's to hoping I don't lose interest in a matter of weeks like I do with most MMORPGs.


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It has a storyline, Warkinstockins!

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Jon Amraphel, Level 1 Ranger.

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>_>

On a related note, I couldn't get my character to look EXACTLY like Jon, but dammit, it's close.


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Wark wrote:
Jon Amraphel, Level 1 Ranger.

<_<

>_>

On a related note, I couldn't get my character to look EXACTLY like Jon, but dammit, it's close.


*SMACK*


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Sair wrote:
Wark wrote:
Jon Amraphel, Level 1 Ranger.

<_<

>_>

On a related note, I couldn't get my character to look EXACTLY like Jon, but dammit, it's close.


*SMACK*


In my defense, I wasn't ORIGINALLY going to do this, but my Ranger looked a lot like Jon, so I thought, "Hmm... might as well name him as such..."


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Wark wrote:
Sair wrote:
Wark wrote:
Jon Amraphel, Level 1 Ranger.

<_<

>_>

On a related note, I couldn't get my character to look EXACTLY like Jon, but dammit, it's close.


*SMACK*


In my defense, I wasn't ORIGINALLY going to do this, but my Ranger looked a lot like Jon, so I thought, "Hmm... might as well name him as such..."

he probably smacked himself for not thinking about it first :D


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I am in the process of creating Stoats if Necessary. I shall issue guild invitations to all who have posted here.

Midori Inoue


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R/Me Unremarkable Ranger
W/N Sylvia Gale
Both post-searing.


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Tamayo wrote:
I am in the process of creating Stoats if Necessary. I shall issue guild invitations to all who have posted here.

Midori Inoue


You may call me Delia Thorn, a level 12 Warrior/Monk.


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You can also add Darwish Wark, a N/Soon to be Mo. Yes, I am going to be a Necromancer AND a Monk.


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Oh god, she's actually doing it... :O


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Please note that if you are already in a guild, you will not receive an invitation. My characters are currently:

Midori Inoue
Elizabeth Vaughan
Tamayo Itachi

Send a message to any of those (I promise I'll keep Midori around) if you want an invitation. Please mention the Emperor Idiotus just to be sure. ;-)


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ah yes, about that.
after talking to you i remembered the account doesnt actually belong to me (it seems to be one guild membership per account) and my friend would probably prefer that other guild i mentioned.
so no stoat guild for me till i get my own account :-?


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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:14 pm 
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No worries at all :-)

And congratulations upon your 1000'th post!


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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:19 pm 
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I find it kinda silly that Guilding is attached to accounts, rather than characters. Oh well, we still have the Friends list to use.

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