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what? you think thats the first rodent that was inserted into someones anus?
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no relation between that story and mine.
i will continue to believe there are people out there that stuff hamsters up their asses, even if that website doesnt.
for the sake of tubgirl, goatse and all that is unholy on the internet.


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if this is an urban legend theres bound to be a fucktard out there that tried it to see what its like.


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It wasn't that bad, a little awkward at first then I just went with it and voila.

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BOOZE! And I know for a fact feltching happens. Don't ask... event I don't want to know anymore...

Fuckna sshole rroomates shoring and showint too godamnd much.

though never rocket propelled...

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I didn't think feltching had anything to do with hamsters. I was under the impression that it was a totally different kind of disgusting.

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What you do is feltch the Hamster whilst its inside the other persons arse.

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What I dearly hope noone does is feltch the Hamster whilst its inside the other persons arse.

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shoonra wrote:
what? you think thats the first rodent that was inserted into someones anus?
ha.

no relation between that story and mine.
i will continue to believe there are people out there that stuff hamsters up their asses, even if that website doesnt.
for the sake of tubgirl, goatse and all that is unholy on the internet.
Just to make sure, you did read all the way down, right? To the alternate version, inlcuding a lit match and cardboard fiery hamster cannon?

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Oh come now. Does it really matter, in your day to day existance, if men might possibly shove medium size mammals into their anuses? It doesn't for mine. That is why I do not debate the factuality of such.


Now a vagbadger is a completely different story.


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Immanio wrote:
shoonra wrote:
what? you think thats the first rodent that was inserted into someones anus?
ha.

no relation between that story and mine.
i will continue to believe there are people out there that stuff hamsters up their asses, even if that website doesnt.
for the sake of tubgirl, goatse and all that is unholy on the internet.
Just to make sure, you did read all the way down, right? To the alternate version, inlcuding a lit match and cardboard fiery hamster cannon?

no actually, too many words make my head spin.
im still gonna believe though.


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'nuff said.

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The pengys will have their revenge.

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I so DO NOT BELIEVE in the very concept of penguins.
They will have nothing, in the very way that they ARE NOTHING.

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They love you this much though.

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I suppose I could work on this more and attempt that inking thing. I was watching kickboxer the other night.

Don't mind my bad handwriting either, I wrote in cursive until High School, I had always assumed once we learned it in the 2nd grade that we were supposed to use it all time, and as a result my signature will always look like the generic cursive from the oversized alphabet they hung over the blackboards in every classroom.

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Or you could fart something out in the middle of class.


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I think I should stick to pencils. Fat sharpies are not my friend.


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 Post subject: This is what's known as a joke, folks - i.e., what the entire forum is to me.
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No, but they certainly give me ample opportunity to watch you draw horribly for my own amusement.

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...I say to thee, o' evil which is penguin!!


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