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 Post subject: Re: Stoats suck.
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:45 pm 
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Stoats have ruined Kyhm Forums

Nay, Stoats have ruined THE INTERNETS

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Fear not, Evil-Actor has been wanting a new Fur Coat for a while.

They will soon fall.

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Given ^^, you may want to go with leather . . .

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Hey, who changed the topic title?

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STOOOOOOOOOAAAAAATSSSS!


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Your lack of faith is... pantless.

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Okay, I admit it.

I'm a ferret.


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IcyMonkey wrote:
Okay, I admit it.

I'm have a ferret in my bum.


Thanks for that, Icy.


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krylex wrote:
IcyMonkey wrote:
Okay, I admit it.

I have a ferret in my bum.


Thanks for that, Icy.

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Actually, I am a ferret who has another ferret in his bum.


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this reminds me of a story about a hamster i heard once.
everyone ended up in the hospital and the hamster died :(


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IcyMonkey wrote:
Actually, I am a ferret who has another ferret in his bum.


Recursive ferreting?

Also, shoonra, thats one bad hamster.


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oh come on. if someone put you in a dark, fleshy tunnel wouldnt you go inside to explore?


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If it smells like that, I'd do absolutely everything to get out.


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basically the hamster went in too deep so those dumbasses tried to attract it to the exit (which was held open with a toilet paper roll) with light. from a match.

boom!


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Ew. Anus hamster.

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Ew. Anus hamster.

i concure.


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Ew. Anus hamster.

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<b>Flaming</b> anus hamster.


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H-Kat wrote:
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Ew. Anus hamster.

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<b>Flaming</b> anus hamster cannon.

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And, of course, it's not true.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

(Hmm, I've linked that debuffing so many times now I know to search for gerbil and not hamster on Snopes to find it...)

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what? you think thats the first rodent that was inserted into someones anus?
ha.

no relation between that story and mine.
i will continue to believe there are people out there that stuff hamsters up their asses, even if that website doesnt.
for the sake of tubgirl, goatse and all that is unholy on the internet.


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